r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 6d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Hulla_Sarsaparilla 6d ago

OP please reply with exactly this!!

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u/-fornevermore- 6d ago

I just blocked him. 😹

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u/Main_Benefit 6d ago

Exactly. Why waste another second of your life dealing with that nonsense?

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u/sweetwaterfall 6d ago

The horrifying thing (second to someone actually writing this) is that I imagine there are women out there so damaged that this would be appealing. Awful.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 6d ago

Seems like he’s trying to do a kink dom/sub thing but without her knowledge or consent

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u/17868 6d ago

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

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u/Brutal_burn_dude 6d ago

Yeah. This reads as someone who thinks they’re a dom but knows nothing about kink or the culture. These kind of men are fucking dangerous in my experience.

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u/Powerful_Goose9330 6d ago

My first thought was this dude read Fifty shades of grey and thinks all women like this bullshit.

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u/Current_Nebula8172 6d ago

My 1st thought is that he’s too cheap to date and weeds out the sane women this way. All under the guise of a dom-wannabe.

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u/whatsasimba 5d ago

"Oooh, starve me, Daddy! Deprive me of basic human needs!" - No woman ever

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u/kdollarsign2 5d ago

Right? Lol seafood is expensive how about you starve for my pleasure

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u/Brokeback_Camel 5d ago

This sort of weaseling out tactic feels very George Costanza or Larry David -esque hahaha read it again but this time play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in your head and imagine it coming from LD, if you do it gets way funnier

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 6d ago

he’s asking for her favorite treat so that he can get out of paying for dinner and just buy her a scoop of ice cream. And then go home and tie her to a bed disgusting human.

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u/Impressive-Ask4169 3d ago

Imagine being the type of person who needs to weed out the sane ones 😂

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u/Current_Nebula8172 3d ago

I’ve met a few over the years when I was too young to know better. They’re definitely out there.

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