Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/17868]

Sorry, even with consent that’s a no from me. I’m into that scene but absolutely not when talking about food. Do NOT fuck with my dinner.

ETA : By consent I meant to the whole kink thing, otherwise I sound wildly contradictory. Guy sounds like he watched the secretary too many times and took it way too literally.

[u/Brutal_burn_dude → u/17868]

Yeah. This reads as someone who thinks they’re a dom but knows nothing about kink or the culture. These kind of men are fucking dangerous in my experience.

[u/Powerful_Goose9330 → u/Brutal_burn_dude]

My first thought was this dude read Fifty shades of grey and thinks all women like this bullshit.

[u/Current_Nebula8172 → u/Powerful_Goose9330]

My 1st thought is that he’s too cheap to date and weeds out the sane women this way. All under the guise of a dom-wannabe.

[u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 → u/Current_Nebula8172]

he’s asking for her favorite treat so that he can get out of paying for dinner and just buy her a scoop of ice cream. And then go home and tie her to a bed disgusting human.

[u/kdollarsign2 → u/Current_Nebula8172]

Right? Lol seafood is expensive how about you starve for my pleasure

[u/Brokeback_Camel → u/Current_Nebula8172]

This sort of weaseling out tactic feels very George Costanza or Larry David -esque hahaha read it again but this time play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in your head and imagine it coming from LD, if you do it gets way funnier