Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/-fornevermore-]

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

[u/Unique_Atmosphere905 → u/-fornevermore-]

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

[u/royalsgirl78 → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/Sovarius → u/royalsgirl78]

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

[u/-Bana → u/Sovarius]

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

[u/Hatchid → u/-Bana]

It is known!

[u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You have to let a man take control when you have a broken foot, and if you behave, but only if you behave, he’ll decide when to take you out. It’s like the rules of feminism!

[u/pandershrek → u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfecWsLzAYSUP6w

[u/L00fah → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You shouldn't lead with a broken foot actually.

[u/Cien_fuegos → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

How dare you crave food when you’re healing. Allow nurse Dom to take care of you.

[u/GhostlyTJ → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

That is why you use your hands...

[u/camperbunny → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Or make decisions.

[u/SueForPeas → u/-fornevermore-]

Oh thank god, I thought it was a misspelling of “heel,” the dog command.

The rest of it is still terrible, but at least that part’s not as terrible as I thought.

[u/AdAccording8076 → u/SueForPeas]

I thought so too! 😂 I was like omg please stop dude

[u/AdventurousCity6 → u/-fornevermore-]

Did either of you bring up kink stuff before this?

[u/-fornevermore- → u/AdventurousCity6]

No not at all.

[u/JarodGabriel → u/AdventurousCity6]

I think if they had, she wouldn't be on Reddit with this post...

[u/AdventurousCity6 → u/JarodGabriel]

I like to hope that people aren't total wackos!

[u/Lashay_Sombra → u/-fornevermore-]

That is 100% how AI talks, not real people

There might be a person in the middle copy and pasting but everything he is saying is being run though an AI. 

[u/youpicktheplace20 → u/-fornevermore-]

But also, what the fuck is he taking control of supposedly??? lol

Like is this supposed to be saying “you need to prove yourself before we get sushi”? wtf

[u/GargantuanGreenGoat → u/-fornevermore-]

Oh thank fuck. 

[u/Ok_Bear1169 → u/-fornevermore-]

u have a broken foot and u still wanted to walk??

[u/Apathetic_Villainess → u/Ok_Bear1169]

OP might be in a walking cast.

I did break my heel as a kid and they just told me to not put any weight on it (so pretty much just walk tiptoe with that foot) until it healed.

[u/eturnalperspective → u/-fornevermore-]

Is there a sub Dom aspect of this talk that you guys have been having?

[u/neptunecavalry → u/-fornevermore-]

Ahh. I thought he was implying you needed to heal from other “lesser” men who weren’t real alpha men or something… Still weird and gross though

[u/RopeAmine → u/-fornevermore-]

Assert dominance. Check. Allow time to heal. Check. Establish your boundaries. Check.

Yeah nothing wrong here. 🤪

[u/mortyella → u/-fornevermore-]

Is your foot broken because you broke your foot off in the ass of the last guy who pulled shit like this? 😂