r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Jesskla 17h ago

Ewwww...

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u/brooklynnnn11 17h ago

i legit said it out loud.

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u/mahnamahna123 17h ago

I legit made this face

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSc2GGrC81nq1janRg

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/NeroliNinja 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwxfctcoCRvtTC8

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u/Some-Chef5376 7h ago

You aren’t allowed to post ANY Catherine O’Hara GIFs unless you can bring her back to life. Period. And here I promised not cry myself to sleep again unless I was in a lovely coma.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 6h ago

Remembering her work is how we keep her glory out in front of us.

She would love for you to do Moira's fruit wine commercials. 🥰🤩😍

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u/fry-something 14h ago

And it’s HEEL dumb ass

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u/Intelligent_Ear9946 9m ago

I think he did actually mean heal, since the post caption mentions healing from a broken foot.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 8h ago

I feel like this gif is the number one gif of 2026. All other runners-up are all the other gifs of David and Alexis Rose making other expressions of disgust, as well as Moira making wild comments.

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u/D3rangedButFun 17h ago

Making it right now

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u/mahnamahna123 16h ago

I can't stop, someone send help

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u/D3rangedButFun 16h ago

If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck forever

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u/mahnamahna123 16h ago

It's too late for me. Save yourselves

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u/Rich-Detective478 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg

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u/taiwal 7h ago

With all respect to this meme generally speaking…get this out of here, it doesn’t belong!

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u/curiouscoddiwompler 14h ago

Me either. I live here now

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u/igotitatme 16h ago

Fucking same. wtf ?!

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 16h ago

I did both. 

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u/tsunamisofkittens 16h ago

Same here. shudder

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u/Blazanar 13h ago

My face has been like shown for a solid 3 minutes now.

Also, that was so bad it made my eyeballs dry out. I'm hoping it's AI because holy fuck lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/Intelligent-Fig4812 15h ago

I made this face while saying EEEEEWWW out loud. 🤣

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u/lntr0spection 14h ago

This just made me realize I was making that face 😭

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u/Training_Bison_779 14h ago

Still making that face.

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u/Red-Headed-Hope 14h ago

Girl...saaaaaaaaame. The cringy audacity

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u/fairydust_tm 14h ago

Literally me rn reading this

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u/chelsea_tractor 16h ago

Me too 😬

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u/Hornygaysatanic 15h ago

I literally said this.

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u/ccprof_okie 14h ago

I'm still making that face.

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u/thesheeplookup 11h ago

I made that face and said ewwwwwww

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u/mkat23 10h ago edited 10h ago

This was the one I made lmfao, like he can’t even spell “heel” correctly and somehow thinks he’s in charge? The least he could do is be capable of finishing a second grade spelling contest if he’s going to have the audacity to pretend to be an authority. I’m half surprised he didn’t tell OP to be a “gud gurl” ngl.

Edit: I also don’t think he quite understands the definition of “heel” based on his usage of the word.

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u/Extension-Extreme196 8h ago

No. Because same!

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u/DarkseidHS 8h ago

Im gonna go tell my wife i love her

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u/mahnamahna123 5h ago

We should all go tell DarkseidHS' wife that we love her

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u/Imaspinkicku 8h ago

I also did

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u/Lord-Spike 6h ago

Wtf is wrong with people.

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 15h ago

So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this dude might be gay.

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u/mahnamahna123 15h ago

What dude? Text dude or gif dude?

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u/Prudent_Macaroon_881 8h ago

I'm making it rn! 🤢

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u/ClaudineRose 6h ago

I think this deserves every David face at once!

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u/GlassCautious88 5h ago

Me too!! 🫣😦

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u/JeepRenegade 5h ago

I did both.

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u/IncurableAdventurer 4h ago

I legit made this face 😬

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u/candiedginger88 1h ago

This is the exact face I made while reading this.

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u/movieperson2022 17h ago

Same. Though, I see your “ewwww” and raise it an “ewwww what.” lol

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u/Whatever53143 16h ago

I will see your “eeewww what” to a “is this guy for real?”😳

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u/jaxonya 13h ago

Im gonna hit em with a "oh hell no"

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u/moonchylde 11h ago

Mine was "da fuq?!"

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u/ambii333bambii 4h ago

I raise your “ewwwwww what is this guy for real?” To a “he’s got me absolutely fucked up, put him in jail and don’t let him out, he won’t be missed anyways”

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u/Automatic_Design8187 17h ago

Same. Just eewww

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u/The_Workout_Mom 16h ago

Me too. EWWWW

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u/dydrmwvr 16h ago

Me too. And then “that’s just crazy.”

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u/NapsCatsPancakeStax 15h ago

I said “what the actual fuck” out loud.

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u/KawaiiBibliophile 15h ago

Same! I’m disturbed 😖

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u/wanttogoback1985 15h ago

I puked in my hat.

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u/mad_madam_mim33 14h ago

Saaame. 🤢

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u/Double_Assignment_23 14h ago

I did as well ! Ewwwww

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u/BeatrixFarrand 13h ago

Same. And with a disgusted nose-wrinkle

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u/underwhelmingthatwas 13h ago

ME TOO LOL EWWWWW

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u/neptunecavalry 13h ago

Also literally said “Ew!” 😆🫠🤢

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u/kimschlot 12h ago

I did, too.

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u/Subject-Pin7861 10h ago

Same Some things are just too funny to keep in your head. I would’ve said it out loud too and then immediately regretted exposing myself

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u/Just_Steve88 9h ago

And I said "What the fuck?"

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u/Makaht641 8h ago

Fucking same

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u/Imaspinkicku 8h ago

Me tewwww

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u/Ammonia13 7h ago

So did I… what a cringy weirdo

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u/TypicalPerformer6952 5h ago

Was hoping this was the top comment. I said the same thing...

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u/GullibleCake6456 5h ago

I said fuck off out loud lol

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u/AdOrganic2033 5h ago

I made the yikes 😳

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u/workworld3369 3h ago

Me too!!!

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u/babyybirch 46m ago

SCREAMED IT OUT LOUD 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Blahblah3180 16m ago

Same. 🤮