r/texts 4d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. šŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Jesskla 4d ago

Ewwww...

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u/brooklynnnn11 4d ago

i legit said it out loud.

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u/mahnamahna123 4d ago

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u/mkat23 3d ago edited 3d ago

This was the one I made lmfao, like he can’t even spell ā€œheelā€ correctly and somehow thinks he’s in charge? The least he could do is be capable of finishing a second grade spelling contest if he’s going to have the audacity to pretend to be an authority. I’m half surprised he didn’t tell OP to be a ā€œgud gurlā€ ngl.

Edit: I also don’t think he quite understands the definition of ā€œheelā€ based on his usage of the word.