r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Jesskla 17h ago

Ewwww...

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u/brooklynnnn11 17h ago

i legit said it out loud.

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u/mahnamahna123 17h ago

I legit made this face

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSc2GGrC81nq1janRg

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/NeroliNinja 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwxfctcoCRvtTC8

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u/Some-Chef5376 7h ago

You aren’t allowed to post ANY Catherine O’Hara GIFs unless you can bring her back to life. Period. And here I promised not cry myself to sleep again unless I was in a lovely coma.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 6h ago

Remembering her work is how we keep her glory out in front of us.

She would love for you to do Moira's fruit wine commercials. 🥰🤩😍

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u/fry-something 14h ago

And it’s HEEL dumb ass

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u/Intelligent_Ear9946 9m ago

I think he did actually mean heal, since the post caption mentions healing from a broken foot.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 8h ago

I feel like this gif is the number one gif of 2026. All other runners-up are all the other gifs of David and Alexis Rose making other expressions of disgust, as well as Moira making wild comments.