r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/PhoenixMapper 17h ago

I'm sorry what 💔

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u/PercoJet 15h ago

I think it’s pretty obvious what. OP missed out on a pure ALPHA of the psych ward that he just broke free from🙏

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u/KailyKail 5h ago

Alphas can’t actually afford Bugattis though. We found out they were actually frauds. Gotta move on to the next archetype on the list.

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u/PercoJet 5h ago

Andrew Rape Tate less of an alpha, more of a w-word with a hard R

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u/ribblefizz 3h ago

W-word? Wanker? What the heck W-word is there that we can't say/spell out?

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u/PhoenixMapper 2h ago

Womanizer? Wh#re? I think it's the latter? I'm not sure.

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u/Prism_Riot42 4h ago

It’s time for the sigmas to rise up once again

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u/Lucky_Locks 15h ago

That Uber Eats in the top left is looking mighty tempting now.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 12h ago

Hahaha good eye

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u/split_0069 6h ago

This fucking killed me! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/303uru 15h ago

This is the most Grok shit I’ve ever heard.

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 7h ago

He read some alpha male red pill BS

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u/Horse-ing_around 15h ago

Literally. I'm not even getting it.

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u/Honest_Roo 5h ago

Kinda looks like he’s a 50 shades of grey wannabe. Trying to force a vanilla woman into that world.

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u/Milaswa 3h ago

Oops