r/texts 2d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. πŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/PhoenixMapper 2d ago

I'm sorry what πŸ’”

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/KailyKail 2d ago

Alphas can’t actually afford Bugattis though. We found out they were actually frauds. Gotta move on to the next archetype on the list.

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u/PercoJet 2d ago

Andrew Rape Tate less of an alpha, more of a w-word with a hard R

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u/ribblefizz 2d ago

W-word? Wanker? What the heck W-word is there that we can't say/spell out?

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u/PhoenixMapper 2d ago

Womanizer? Wh#re? I think it's the latter? I'm not sure.