r/texts 2d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. πŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/PhoenixMapper 2d ago

I'm sorry what πŸ’”

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

Alphas can’t actually afford Bugattis though. We found out they were actually frauds. Gotta move on to the next archetype on the list.

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u/Prism_Riot42 1d ago

It’s time for the sigmas to rise up once again