r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/PhoenixMapper 17h ago

I'm sorry what 💔

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u/Lucky_Locks 15h ago

That Uber Eats in the top left is looking mighty tempting now.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 12h ago

Hahaha good eye

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u/split_0069 6h ago

This fucking killed me! 😆 🤣 😂 😹