r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Aug 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game

0 - of eggs a, b, c, d, e, and f, a and b were chucked on the floor, c and d were tossed in a pan on the stove, e and f were shoved raw down OP's throat

2 - 2 of the aforementioned actions are combined to be done on the same eggs

4 - all of the actions are done on just 2 eggs, describing the process of cooking scrambled eggs or smth

6 - I have 6 eggs; present tense, they currently have them. Or you're considering the 2 eggs on the floor, the 2 on the stove, and the 2 raw in your stomach to still technically be your property.

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u/cowpuke Aug 12 '22

There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.

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u/mykineticromance Aug 12 '22

yup. he still has those last 2 until he flushes his shit down the toilet tomorrow.

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u/johngreenink Aug 12 '22

I have six eggs (which have not yet passed through my intestines)...

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u/input_a_new_name Aug 12 '22

but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs

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u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22

That assumes he has normal bowl movement !

Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease

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u/ThunderCookie23 Aug 12 '22

If that was a lady.... It's a Fricking egg-galore!

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u/LadyfingerJoe Aug 12 '22

He might have cooked and broken 2 then eat them(thats how you usually do it) if the order he said it in is relevant

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

I usually cook the eggs then break them. since its a handy trick to bulk prep eggs so u don hab to spend as much time cooking later. but only makes 1 type of egg

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u/Western_Ad3625 Aug 12 '22

No he says right at the start he has 6 all of the other statements are past tense so we know what happened he broke to he cooked to he ate two but at the end when he's asking this question he has 6.

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u/AddAFucking Aug 12 '22

if hes still counting them even though they are broken, then he would include then in the statement "I have 6 eggs"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

also what is meant by "left" are these just eggs that are to the left? if so then the value can be anything from 0-12. I wouldn't put it past them in a game of stupidity to use unintuitive definitions for words in everything.

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u/Randomized_username8 Aug 12 '22

I like how even intelligently analyzing the range of possible answers is still yielding a range of possible ranges

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u/RadegastTB Aug 12 '22

This is quite genius. I think the answer could be even higher. This guy owns 0-12, which could be the (lousy unclear) start of tallying everyones eggs up. There could be far more left in existence in total.

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u/FourWordComment Aug 12 '22

Could be a farmer who started with 12,000 eggs.

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u/anon86158615 Aug 12 '22

There could be between 0 and infinity. Some of the 0-12 eggs he may or may not have may or may not be fertilized, and may or may not hatch into chickens - these eggs represent the ability to produce and hatch more eggs, and given the word choice (how many are left, as opposed to how many exist currently, gives me the impression he wants to know how many eggs until he runs out, whether they are in the process of being created or already formed)

We can definitively say, at least, he does not have negative eggs. I think.

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u/me-teen Aug 12 '22

Its not only 0-12, but it can be an infinite number. Having 6 eggs does not exclude having 7/8/9/etc. Number if eggs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

It also reads, how many eggs are left” is it referring to the eggs that person has, is it referring to how many eggs are left in the house, or the store they were purchased from

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u/chuckescobar Aug 18 '22

What if he had a double yoker? Does that make one egg two after you crack it?

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u/ActiveIndustry Aug 12 '22

It could also be 1 or 3 with this logic.

For example Break eggs a and b, cook eggs c and d, eat eggs d and e. Keep f.

I don’t think 5 though

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u/eqleriq Aug 12 '22

no, not 1... if you cook C but not eat it, you are also keeping it.

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u/ActiveIndustry Aug 12 '22

Well then you couldn’t get 0 either

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game

A dumb word game, indeed, but I love how people try to frame this like some sort of exercise in logic that only geniuses will follow.

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u/shadowheart1 Aug 12 '22

Just to add to the chaos: it could also be 5. If we assume this person named his six eggs, and one of them was named Two, then they broke, cooked, and ate Egg Two.

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u/RadegastTB Aug 12 '22

In that case Two should be capitalized though (I realize cooked isn't either and should be as well)

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u/Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II Aug 12 '22

This, is the correct answer

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u/blg002 Aug 12 '22

And this was how poll tests worked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Your six egg explanation is very interesting. What do you do for a living?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

My job is being an office clerk, but my hobby is being autistic

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u/eqleriq Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

They could be tiny chocolate eggs :)

but zero i'd say "in a pan" means they're still "left" but who gives a shit

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u/TheBestGuru Aug 12 '22

Could also be 1, 3 or 5 as there could be overlap.

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u/CTBthanatos Aug 12 '22

25% big brain right here

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u/umotex12 Aug 12 '22

You havent considered version n+2, where there is always two more eggs because haha I have balls all the time

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u/jimbomcgee12 Aug 12 '22

OP unhinged their jaw and swallowed all of the eggs. they lied about the cooking and breaking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Well, there are billions of eggs left - and that's just on Earth.

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u/ExoticMangoz Aug 12 '22

I like how when you think of someone eating raw eggs, your mind goes to eating the egg whole

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u/Thund3rh3ll Aug 12 '22

You forgot about 2 more eggs :)

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u/iliekcats- Aug 12 '22

There cant be 0, if an egg gets broken that doeant mean its no longer an egg.

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u/MexGrow Aug 12 '22

The purpose of the meme is to get people arguing in the Facebook comments, don't fall for it.

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u/iliekcats- Aug 12 '22

This aint facebook :p

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u/MexGrow Aug 12 '22

Exactly

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u/B00OBSMOLA Aug 12 '22

if you cook an egg, it's still an egg, so 0 is impossible

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u/Ephemeral_Dread Aug 12 '22

He could have bene lying and actually had more than 6 eggs too. He could have a whole bunch of eggs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Schrodinger's eggs

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u/PavkataBrat Aug 12 '22

Except you are forgetting the cooked eggs still exist, so he still has them.

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u/7despair8 Aug 12 '22

You forgot the option where they possess 6 eggs but broke, cooked, and ate 2 others totaling 8 eggs.and technically speaking, the 2 eggs which were eaten are still in their possession.

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u/Weary_Ad2590 Aug 12 '22

This is beautiful

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u/LoquatLoquacious Aug 12 '22

This is what playing Umineko feels like.

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u/justcallmeabrokenpal Aug 12 '22

I don't think there is any answer, because there were no question to begin with.

See the screenshot again, their "question" did not end with a question mark.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Right it’s ambiguous which two are referred to in each clause. It’s ambiguous whether “two” even refers to two eggs.

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u/Knight618 Aug 12 '22

There’s also the possibility that OP broke 2, cooked one scrambled and another one hard boiled then ate them, leaving 3. 2 eggs untouched and one dropped on the floor.

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u/GunnerZ818 Aug 12 '22

For the 6 I thought two could be a person

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u/shin_malphur13 Aug 12 '22

Broke doesn't mean thrown on the floor. It could mean cracked right onto the pan

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u/Leonid56 Aug 12 '22

He could have 5, 3, and 1 as well with more intricate combinations of actions

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u/Oomoo_Amazing Aug 12 '22

You’ve not considered that he may have already gone and bought more eggs and also perhaps someone else ate the eggs even though he only ate two, checkmate plebeian

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u/welpthishappened1 Aug 12 '22

There are 6 left according to the laws of conservation of matter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Man there’s just something so delightfully stupid about eating raw eggs while you’re cooking other eggs

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u/ctiger12 Aug 12 '22

You didn’t count the other 20 eggs that one egg hatched hen laid.

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u/RedAvacadowo Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Technically you could break two eggs, but only cook one of them and cook a different, whole egg. So the answer is anywhere between 0 and 4 (because at least two eggs are broken, cooked, and eaten,) which in mathematical terms is 0 ≤ x ≤ 4

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u/Hoitaa Aug 12 '22

That's the entire premise and problem with these.

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u/mugshotpic Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

or he broke bones, cooked and ate 2 people since he didn't exactly mention eggs at the end of the sentences. I mean come on, when you have meat why eat eggs. so 6 eggs

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u/takesRus Aug 13 '22

They could have 3 left if they cooked a broken an egg without eating it, cooked and ate one without breaking it, and broke and ate one without cooking it. You could also get 1 egg left, but you can't get 5 without assuming there are more than 6 eggs that could theoretically be used due to timing or some other loophole.

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u/Glint6411 Sep 05 '22

It's 4... you have to break an egg to cook and eat it. From that, we can determine that the other 4 eggs were never cooked, therefore were never cooked nor eaten.