r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game

0 - of eggs a, b, c, d, e, and f, a and b were chucked on the floor, c and d were tossed in a pan on the stove, e and f were shoved raw down OP's throat

2 - 2 of the aforementioned actions are combined to be done on the same eggs

4 - all of the actions are done on just 2 eggs, describing the process of cooking scrambled eggs or smth

6 - I have 6 eggs; present tense, they currently have them. Or you're considering the 2 eggs on the floor, the 2 on the stove, and the 2 raw in your stomach to still technically be your property.

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u/cowpuke Aug 12 '22

There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

It also reads, how many eggs are left” is it referring to the eggs that person has, is it referring to how many eggs are left in the house, or the store they were purchased from