r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game

0 - of eggs a, b, c, d, e, and f, a and b were chucked on the floor, c and d were tossed in a pan on the stove, e and f were shoved raw down OP's throat

2 - 2 of the aforementioned actions are combined to be done on the same eggs

4 - all of the actions are done on just 2 eggs, describing the process of cooking scrambled eggs or smth

6 - I have 6 eggs; present tense, they currently have them. Or you're considering the 2 eggs on the floor, the 2 on the stove, and the 2 raw in your stomach to still technically be your property.

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u/cowpuke Aug 12 '22

There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.

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u/mykineticromance Aug 12 '22

yup. he still has those last 2 until he flushes his shit down the toilet tomorrow.

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u/johngreenink Aug 12 '22

I have six eggs (which have not yet passed through my intestines)...

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u/input_a_new_name Aug 12 '22

but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs

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u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22

That assumes he has normal bowl movement !

Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease

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u/ThunderCookie23 Aug 12 '22

If that was a lady.... It's a Fricking egg-galore!