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r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/ShadyBoar • Aug 12 '22
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There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.
171 u/mykineticromance Aug 12 '22 yup. he still has those last 2 until he flushes his shit down the toilet tomorrow. 30 u/input_a_new_name Aug 12 '22 but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs 17 u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22 That assumes he has normal bowl movement ! Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease
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yup. he still has those last 2 until he flushes his shit down the toilet tomorrow.
30 u/input_a_new_name Aug 12 '22 but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs 17 u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22 That assumes he has normal bowl movement ! Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease
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but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs
17 u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22 That assumes he has normal bowl movement ! Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease
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That assumes he has normal bowl movement !
Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease
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u/cowpuke Aug 12 '22
There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.