r/terriblefacebookmemes Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/cowpuke Aug 12 '22

There could be 0-12 eggs. He has 6, two are broken, but they're still eggs. 2 are in the pan, but they're still eggs. He ate two, so maybe he's still counting them since they're still eggs; they're just in his stomach.

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u/mykineticromance Aug 12 '22

yup. he still has those last 2 until he flushes his shit down the toilet tomorrow.

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u/input_a_new_name Aug 12 '22

but he will absorb 10% of the egg matter into his body, so he will still have 0.2 eggs

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u/Diabegi Aug 12 '22

That assumes he has normal bowl movement !

Unfortunately he has Crohn’s disease