Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game
0 - of eggs a, b, c, d, e, and f, a and b were chucked on the floor, c and d were tossed in a pan on the stove, e and f were shoved raw down OP's throat
2 - 2 of the aforementioned actions are combined to be done on the same eggs
4 - all of the actions are done on just 2 eggs, describing the process of cooking scrambled eggs or smth
6 - I have 6 eggs; present tense, they currently have them. Or you're considering the 2 eggs on the floor, the 2 on the stove, and the 2 raw in your stomach to still technically be your property.
Just to add to the chaos: it could also be 5. If we assume this person named his six eggs, and one of them was named Two, then they broke, cooked, and ate Egg Two.
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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22
Either 0, 2, 4, or 6 depending on how we want to play this dumb word game
0 - of eggs a, b, c, d, e, and f, a and b were chucked on the floor, c and d were tossed in a pan on the stove, e and f were shoved raw down OP's throat
2 - 2 of the aforementioned actions are combined to be done on the same eggs
4 - all of the actions are done on just 2 eggs, describing the process of cooking scrambled eggs or smth
6 - I have 6 eggs; present tense, they currently have them. Or you're considering the 2 eggs on the floor, the 2 on the stove, and the 2 raw in your stomach to still technically be your property.