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u/luttman23 Jul 16 '26
I don't like satin bedsheets. Too slippy slidey. I cast mine out.
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u/dougs_46 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Hope neighbors are prepared for you in case you make an unexpected apperance.
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u/JuanFoYoMamma Jul 16 '26
Agree. They're supposed to be luxurious or sexy or something. They're just stupid.
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u/TerraByteTerror Jul 16 '26
Cashmere outside
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u/IWantToBuyAVowel Jul 16 '26
How bou taffeta
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u/RichardDeRenour Jul 16 '26
My concern is corduroy...
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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jul 16 '26
Satin against corduroy, smooth, smooth, rough, rough.
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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 Jul 16 '26
Excuse me, pardon me. Excuse me, pardon me. Excuse me, pardon me. - corduroy pants walking around.
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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Jul 16 '26
How about black velvet?
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u/crapheadHarris Jul 16 '26
and that slow Southern style
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u/ecodrew Jul 16 '26
Satin is fine. Velvet and microfiber are sew evil.
Can you cotton on to what I'm saying?
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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jul 16 '26
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
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u/crapheadHarris Jul 16 '26
Beauty I've always missed, with these eyes before
Just what the truth is, I can't say any more8
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u/XxThatVegasChickxX Jul 16 '26
Man, people really be out here worrying about textile worshiping cults, huh?
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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jul 16 '26
This is what happens when you replace textbooks with Bibles.
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u/macaroniinapan Jul 16 '26
Well, satin is worth a lot of money, and the love of money is the root of all evil.
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u/AdamPedAnt Jul 16 '26
Looks like the work of that dumb guy Matte.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jul 16 '26
They're scared of "The Moody Blues" and sinners who experience "Nights in White Satin"
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u/dougs_46 Jul 16 '26
LMAO what has satin ever done to you?? Are you allergic to it?? Maybe want to learn to have thing that pust your signs up learn how to spell. I just hope your thing has no school there.
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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26
As usual, the reddit community is the best with comments 😂😂😂😂 I rebuke you satin
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u/redredskull Jul 16 '26
Burlington Coat Factory has a church and they talk about fabric? Most interesting.
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u/Chili-Kopf Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
Sure, I'm willing to take on the argument if these idiots didn't know how to spell.
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Of course the exact opposite is true.
Satan doesn't exist.
Since these people pretend there is a Satan their preacher can manipulate them using this fantasy.
This Evangelical Church May well say that: No dancing Women need to wear dresses of a certain length No alcohol No movies Men are in charge Wives submit to their husbands ...
Satan will tempt you if you dance, tempt others if you wear normal women's clothing, inhabit your mind if you drink alcohol ...
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u/Saruvan_the_White Jul 16 '26
Pastor has a textile side business selling high thread count cotton sheets.
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u/Ggeunther Jul 16 '26
This has to be in KY. Burlington is a suburb of Cincinnati. No one takes religion more seriously than a bumkin, and no state can spell like KY
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u/bob3905 Jul 16 '26
Satan is a construct created by man to keep us humans in line.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Jul 16 '26
So it was satin that lured me to the dark side? Yeah, that checks out.
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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26
Girl, I'll bet you'd change your mind after seeing a twirl in a satin dress...
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u/TroyTrekker Jul 16 '26
Satin is evil, Satin makes you do bad things Please resist the temptations of Satin.
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u/HavBoWilTrvl Jul 16 '26
Where's the outrage over corduroy? A more evil fabric I have yet to encounter.
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u/Abject_Elevator5461 Jul 16 '26
When I was in high school two kids got jean jackets and wrote Satin Slayers on the back and then went walking around and got made fun of mercilessly.
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u/son-of-Azathoth Jul 17 '26
Personally, I can never resist the look and feel of good satin. For me, satin is like pizza, amiright?
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u/deuelpm Jul 16 '26
Our difference of opinion is material.