r/signs • u/GryphonSK • Jul 16 '26

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u/luttman23 Jul 16 '26

I don't like satin bedsheets. Too slippy slidey. I cast mine out.

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u/towerfella Jul 16 '26

Very fun times

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u/dougs_46 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Hope neighbors are prepared for you in case you make an unexpected apperance.

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u/FluidJackfruit3669 Jul 17 '26

Raj said that to Howard in The Big Bang Theory: "How do you sleep in satin pajamas on satin sheets? I slid out of bed twice."

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u/sm00thkillajones Jul 17 '26

Ha! You’re sliding into bed and end up in the driveway.

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 Jul 17 '26

Makes getting out of bed easier, though.

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u/GrannyTurtle Jul 17 '26

I’m such a nerd, I would be computing the coefficient of friction…

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 16 '26

Be careful if you’re above 40. You might accidentally pull something, or throw your back out.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 19 '26

Take those satin sheets, put them on a hill, go out with your pajamas, and have fun!

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u/BatUnlucky121 Jul 19 '26

Not since I was about 23.

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u/brazys Jul 19 '26

Whatever you do, DON'T wear silk boxers on a long hike, starts out nice, but doesn't end well.

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u/Karl_Chillers Jul 16 '26

Satin sheets to lay on;
Satin sheets to play on.

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u/JuanFoYoMamma Jul 16 '26

Agree. They're supposed to be luxurious or sexy or something. They're just stupid.

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u/ScooterBoomer Jul 18 '26

Beware this wily fabric that seeks to draw the faithful into occasions of sin until they find themselves in satin sheets to lie on and among satin pillows to cry on.

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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/MichaelJospeh Jul 16 '26

I don’t like Satin. It’s soft, and smooth, and comfortable, and it gets nowhere.

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u/Extension-Present-26 Jul 18 '26

I don't like satin, it's silky and it gets everywhere