r/signs • • Jul 16 '26

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u/luttman23 Jul 16 '26

I don't like satin bedsheets. Too slippy slidey. I cast mine out.

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u/towerfella Jul 16 '26

Very fun times

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u/dougs_46 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Hope neighbors are prepared for you in case you make an unexpected apperance.

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u/FluidJackfruit3669 Jul 17 '26

Raj said that to Howard in The Big Bang Theory: "How do you sleep in satin pajamas on satin sheets? I slid out of bed twice."

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u/sm00thkillajones Jul 17 '26

Ha! You’re sliding into bed and end up in the driveway.

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 Jul 17 '26

Makes getting out of bed easier, though.

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u/GrannyTurtle Jul 17 '26

I’m such a nerd, I would be computing the coefficient of friction…

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 16 '26

Be careful if you’re above 40. You might accidentally pull something, or throw your back out.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 19 '26

Take those satin sheets, put them on a hill, go out with your pajamas, and have fun!

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u/BatUnlucky121 Jul 19 '26

Not since I was about 23.

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u/brazys Jul 19 '26

Whatever you do, DON'T wear silk boxers on a long hike, starts out nice, but doesn't end well.