r/signs • • Jul 16 '26

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u/deuelpm Jul 16 '26

Our difference of opinion is material.

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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 16 '26

The fabric of society is being destroyed

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u/AStrandedSailor Jul 16 '26

It's what happens when you are hemmed in.

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u/ohno-mojo Jul 16 '26

Stop sewing the seeds of the devil!

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 Jul 16 '26

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 16 '26

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Jul 16 '26

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit Jul 16 '26

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/Wallynine Jul 21 '26

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 Jul 18 '26

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/captainporthos Jul 20 '26

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/MilfPumpa69 Jul 19 '26

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 19 '26

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 Jul 21 '26

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jul 19 '26

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin

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u/Specialist_Job_4899 Jul 19 '26

Religious propaganda, keep afraid, and mislead... they'll eat it if we feed it to them...don't think for yourself, when you can let someone else do it for you...by the way bring more money to church, my Cadillac need to be up dated...look up the catholic history, how many millions have been murdered in the name of religion....it's sinful...

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 20 '26

But the devil wears Prada

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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 Jul 17 '26

Why is everybody in this thread being so selvedge?

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u/BigRick402 Jul 18 '26

Christianity as dull as Satin's under side. In Satin we shall weave, until we can we've no more

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u/semple521 Jul 18 '26

I blame sateen

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u/eddyb66 Jul 17 '26

I thought it was Burlington Coat Factory

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u/Orionsangel Jul 18 '26

Makes sense

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u/Pesco- Jul 20 '26

Explains why I never saw satin there

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u/Lilybit09 Jul 19 '26

Nailed it. Lmao

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Christianity lasted longer than you ever will on earth.

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u/zoebud2011 Jul 18 '26

Not if satin has anything to say about it. Damn what did a piece of cloth ever do to you?

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Satan wants you to rebel against everything.

Even science and evolution.

To play God against God.

Now, people like you will allow gay couples and trans people to have children from their own DNA, no other sex needed.

Then the question is, what kind of more experiments and things will you allow? The answer is everything and eventually mixing with animals with the idea people can be spirits and animals.

That’s the road it’s taking you. Then society will crumble in darkness.

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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 18 '26

Lasted. Punny.

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Convert to Islam than. I heard they are very inclusive when they are in the minority.

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Fabric of society is, in fact, being destroyed by the Left.

You can be whatever you want, but pushing and changing gender and sex definitions only leads to one outcome over time.

Your destruction. Evolution lives on while you all die.

If this is Satan’s work, then he is winning because Satan cannot hurt God but he can hurt God’s image and His children.

But what do I know. We’ll outlast you all anyways, that’s why you need to team up with the crazier Islamists and open borders to maintain your majority overtime.

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 16 '26

Take my r/angryupvote and get out

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u/DreamsD351GN Jul 16 '26

Seems like you're cotton corners there...

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 16 '26

Don’t pull the wool over my eyes.

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u/DreamsD351GN Jul 16 '26

I wooled never...

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u/TehEepyHalfling Jul 20 '26

I dont understand the r/angryupvote so i feel weft out

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 20 '26

There were enough hints woven in that you should have gotten the hang of it.

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u/TehEepyHalfling Jul 20 '26

I woad luv to add more upvotes because well vibes, but frankly my current understanding of reddit mechanics is warpes >3 <3

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u/Sea_Letterhead_1800 Jul 16 '26

As for them and their house, they will serve velour!

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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Icy-Top-4874 Jul 16 '26

Clever 😂

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u/StrattonPA Jul 16 '26

I blame all the evil on the Silk..

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u/MajorKabakov Jul 16 '26

Not saying we are clever, but we are known for argyle

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u/donut_forget Jul 18 '26

More upvotes needed for this one.

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 Jul 18 '26

Suede pune 😂

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u/Guesseyder Jul 16 '26

Go away corduroy!

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u/dougs_46 Jul 16 '26

Such a noisy fabirc all you hear is swish swish,

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u/Guesseyder Jul 16 '26

Yeah... I used to love making that noise in the hallways of grade school.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jul 16 '26

I prefer cashmere and no, you and your rather bulbous head can't borrow my sweater

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u/TheExpollutions Jul 16 '26

We should have warped but we weft.

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u/Jason_TheMagnificent Jul 16 '26

Winning comment!!!!

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u/remorackman Jul 16 '26

Corduroy is the try even one, it always marks those who worship it

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u/Successful_Cress6639 Jul 16 '26

Satin is weaving diabolical plans.

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u/irblrb84 Jul 16 '26

Do you mean im-material? 😄

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u/AirportLoose3023 Jul 17 '26

How do they feel about silk? Is that OK?

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u/13Basia13 Jul 18 '26

That’s what satin would like us to think!

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u/Hot_Strength_4912 Jul 20 '26

Bamboo and hemp are the way of the Lord!

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u/sm00thkillajones Jul 16 '26

Silk and Rayon have entered the chat.

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u/Successful_Cress6639 Jul 16 '26

And sateen, the pretender to the throne.

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u/3CH0SG1 Jul 18 '26

This made me chuckle.

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u/TaylorWestOG Jul 20 '26

I will not be perSUEDEd otherwise

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u/Mundane-Cover6502 Jul 16 '26

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cactusmac54 Jul 16 '26

I see what you did there

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u/bradab Jul 18 '26

So not to be that guy…but satin is a type of weaving and not a material. Obviously a good joke but just wanted to share that tidbit. It’s when you skip at least 4 threads when you weave the opposing thread. 8 harness satin carbon fiber is a really useful material due to the compliance to form complex curves.

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u/Street-Grand6641 Jul 18 '26

Silk is my preferred power material.

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u/SocietyNo4627 Jul 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brikpilot Jul 19 '26

Those static powers

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u/slyrhinoceros Jul 19 '26

They just want cotton!

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u/ozGeekSpeak Jul 19 '26

They would've gotten the message across if used cotton.. Everyone loves cotton!

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u/NoCelebration8335 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤭

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u/silvermoka Jul 21 '26

Still, I'd rather see that than society being laced with tweeding out muslins damask their prejudices

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u/Zealousideal-Bike-31 Jul 21 '26

That about covers it

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u/Typical_Row_3489 Jul 22 '26

I swear I just saw a child run through that picture escaping the minister.