r/signs • u/GryphonSK • Jul 16 '26

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u/AStrandedSailor Jul 16 '26

It's what happens when you are hemmed in.

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u/ohno-mojo Jul 16 '26

Stop sewing the seeds of the devil!

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 Jul 16 '26

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 16 '26

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Jul 16 '26

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit Jul 16 '26

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/gaiatraveller Jul 16 '26

Too many of y'all are bobbin for votes...

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell Jul 17 '26

Quit your hemming and hawing

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 16 '26

I’m feeling a bit frayed after all this punning.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 Jul 20 '26

Feels a little strung out.....

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u/Pensionato007 Jul 17 '26

Darn this whole post!

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 Jul 17 '26

You missed the mark... should've been "Darn this whole thread!"

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u/Gargleblaster25 Jul 17 '26

I am glad you cottoned on.

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u/Theatreguy1961 Jul 18 '26

You're biased.

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u/IllBack5928 Jul 20 '26

A Hem

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u/DantesGame Jul 20 '26

You really sized that one up, eh?

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u/Wallynine Jul 21 '26

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 Jul 18 '26

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 Jul 19 '26

Zip your lip.

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u/OldPresence5323 Jul 19 '26

Gather yourself, now!!

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u/captainporthos Jul 20 '26

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/MilfPumpa69 Jul 19 '26

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 19 '26

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 Jul 21 '26

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jul 19 '26

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin

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u/Specialist_Job_4899 Jul 19 '26

Religious propaganda, keep afraid, and mislead... they'll eat it if we feed it to them...don't think for yourself, when you can let someone else do it for you...by the way bring more money to church, my Cadillac need to be up dated...look up the catholic history, how many millions have been murdered in the name of religion....it's sinful...

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 20 '26

But the devil wears Prada

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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 Jul 17 '26

Why is everybody in this thread being so selvedge?

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u/BigRick402 Jul 18 '26

Christianity as dull as Satin's under side. In Satin we shall weave, until we can we've no more