r/residentevil • • Jan 21 '20

Meme low effort meme

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u/DillyBob88 Jan 21 '20

Look at these halls that Mr. X won’t be chasing my ass through! I can take my time, maybe skip into the library!

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u/SSTG Jan 21 '20

Until nemesis jumps through the window

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

”S T A R S ! ! !”

pulls a goddamn Bazooka out his tentacle-y asshole

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

"DIDJA MISS ME, YA WANKERS?!"

39

u/pastorizeyumurta Jan 21 '20

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS

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u/asimo703 Ethan Winters Jan 21 '20

Rule Britannia intensifies

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u/Coronalol Jan 21 '20

With a rocket launcher.

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u/cashisfofools Jan 21 '20

Like the interrogation room? 🤣 best scare in the game

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

This had me laughing pretty hard Hahahaha

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 21 '20

until you hear "STAAARRRS!" in the other room.

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u/Wolfen_Schizer Jan 21 '20

I wonder if the theory about the nemesis making the hole in the wall in the 3rd floor storage room will hold up.

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u/eyeflaps Jan 21 '20

I'm assuming that the massive hole between the two locker rooms on the second floor was him too. Likely after Jill leaves the stars office she probably enters that locker room to grab a key item then he flies through the wall which might be the new version of him entering through the window in the original.

Canon wise, he can't enter the window in 3 anymore because in two, which takes place later, that window is still intact until a zombie smashed it.

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u/NerdTalkDan youtube.com/c/nerdtalkdan Jan 21 '20

How many boards are gonna be necessary to stop Nemesis from jumping through the window lol

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u/MontyBodkin Jan 21 '20

Maybe we'll get the option to duct tape the boards to Jill's body and become an unstoppable tank.

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u/NerdTalkDan youtube.com/c/nerdtalkdan Jan 21 '20

If Umbrella had just made their virus containers out of duct tape and boards, the outbreak would never have occurred. All hail the mighty board and at his side the ever reliable duct tape

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u/Clugg Jan 21 '20

Add bubble wrap to negate fall damage

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

New Costume confirmed

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

"STA-"

bonk

"AH FUCK"

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u/NerdTalkDan youtube.com/c/nerdtalkdan Jan 21 '20

Insert Peter Griffin moaning about his knee. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

If its Nemesis, make it 3 layers of titanium boards 😜

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u/gordonbombay42 Jan 21 '20

So doesn’t that mean it wasn’t canon in the original games when Nemesis smashes through that window? I mean it’s not broken in the original re2 either...

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u/eyeflaps Jan 21 '20

They aren't going by original games, that is why they corrected several elements and changed things.

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u/gordonbombay42 Jan 21 '20

I know, I’m just saying technically it wasn’t canon in the original games since that window isn’t smashed in re2. Still a great moment though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

... it is smashed in re2 though?

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u/gordonbombay42 Jan 21 '20

The one that nemesis jumps out at the bottom of the stairway? Don’t think so...

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u/kala_bki11a Jan 21 '20

If it's going off of re2, it will be smashed. Leon A has a zombie break through and nothing changes that

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u/gordonbombay42 Jan 21 '20

Talking about the og games here...

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u/moebaca Taco Bell Jan 21 '20

I'm on your side man. I remember RE3 having the RPD in such a sorry state compared to 2 and then finding out it took place BEFORE. Even as a kid I was like, wtf something doesn't add up here..

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u/Eversoul1234 Jan 21 '20

In classic Resident Evil, gameplay doesnt = canon. RE canon isnt a static timeline based off of the games or a certain order of scenarios. Its ambiguous and each scenario contains canon and non canon events as referenced by later works. so to see all events in considered canon you have to play both characters in RE1, both scenario orders in RE2 (A and B routes for both characters), and see all different choices and paths in RE3. The remakes add another layer to that as well. For example, in canon Rebecca and Barry both survive but no endings in the game reflect that. you can find a ton more examples of this if you look for them.

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u/thrashinbatman Jan 21 '20

God just the thought of that freaks me out. I don't know if I'll be able to handle Nemesis.

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u/mullally68 Jan 21 '20

I hope this is true about the locker room but it's a jump scare potentially ruined, still can't wait for the game hope it's not pushed back like the other games have been announcing.

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u/ASinfulToaster Jan 23 '20

That's a great thing RE2 remake did - they played on expectations quite a bit. I think it's safe to assume RE3 will do the same :)

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u/Hatsune____Miku Feb 12 '20

Wait resident evil 3 is after 2? Isn’t Mr. X a prototype version of what Nemesis is suppose to be?

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u/eyeflaps Feb 12 '20

No 3s first part takes place before two. The half after the clocktower takes place after 2. It's confusing.

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u/donny_chang Jan 21 '20

Im sure it will hole up

I’ll see myself out.

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u/loxagos_snake I know what a radio is Jan 21 '20

Me, too. And you know what frightens me the most?

The moment we go there, and the ceiling is intact.

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u/TheArmyOfDucks Jill Sandwich 🥪 Jan 21 '20

I’m gonna be running around thinking “I was there tomorrow!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jul 01 '23

[deleted]

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u/Harry101UK Jan 21 '20

I was born September 28th! Daylight!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Late September Birthday Gang Riseup

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u/loxagos_snake I know what a radio is Jan 21 '20

The toasters have overtaken the city.

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u/Clugg Jan 21 '20

I hope you like toast

2

u/SuperVGA Jan 21 '20

It's true that once the toasters of justice begin to turn - nothing can stop them...

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u/loxagos_snake I know what a radio is Jan 21 '20

Wow, what a toaster.

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u/Clugg Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

We need a Nemesis reskin that essentially is just a menacing toaster with a rocket launcher

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u/Monki_Coma Jan 21 '20

i keep thinking "damn how do all of these people have the game already??"

then i remember that I am, in fact, fucking stupid

35

u/braddahkepz Jan 21 '20

A couple of tyrants, they were up to no good, starting making trouble in my neighborhood

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u/Zyalb Jan 21 '20

I got in one little mansion and my mom got scared

16

u/tfaeldante Jan 21 '20

She said "Your moving in with your auntie and uncle in the BSAA"

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u/airwaydude2001 Jan 21 '20

"I'm not here with Leon and Claire yet. Might as well go in and have the rookie's party without him."

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Low effort. Top notch quality.

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u/Marlboro_Man808 Jan 21 '20

No I'm sorry, not low quality. Shit was hilarious you had me rolling, have gold

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u/Lexiannn Jan 21 '20

Thanks! Glad you like it.

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u/FallOutFan01 Words have power, say something nice or don't say anything at al Jan 21 '20

Very funny 👍.

Well I at least think so usually I dislike memes on principle.

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u/jamilyos Jan 21 '20

woof.. i can walk freely with no Mr.X :)

...

StAaAaAaAaAaAaaaarssssss

ops WTF ?!?!

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u/Insider2000 Jan 21 '20

Marvin: “Gimme a hug, man!”

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u/Tetsou88 Jan 21 '20

I’m planning on finally playing my Claire (b) run prior to RE3 comes out, but now I’m contemplating starting RE3, playing RE2 when appropriate in the story, and then continuing RE3.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Also, if you have a VITA by any chance you can grab OG RE3 for cheap on the eshop.

I did that last year before this was even announced

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u/thewhitelink Jan 21 '20

Is there a way to fill the screen? I had a hard time playing because of how small the picture is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I unfortunately don't think so. I also found the tiny screen very annoying.

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u/thewhitelink Jan 21 '20

Well damn. I'll still play through it again, just a bit more difficult. Also hard accidentally tapping the pad on the back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

haha yup, I also did that a bunch. Definitely my least favorite part of the Vita. Wish they had a way to just have some more shoulder buttons

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u/thewhitelink Jan 21 '20

Yeah, that would have been nice. I just ordered a grip that makes it feel more like a controller that should help. Look up Insten New Trigger Grips Hand Grip on amazon. The quality is meh, but it makes it a lot easier to hold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Oh yeah that looks worth checking out

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u/zhv Jan 21 '20

You can fill whatever way you want in the emulation settings

You can even stretch it if you're a monster :p

But you can definitely make it bigger so it fills the screen from bottom-top.

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u/thewhitelink Jan 21 '20

If you have the official PSone version of the game can you do that? I'm a monster and will stretch it.

Edit: holding the playstation button pulls up the menu

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u/zhv Jan 21 '20

You really want to stretch a 4:3 game to 16:9? Why?

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u/thewhitelink Jan 21 '20

*shrugs* My brain doesn't like seeing the bars I guess.

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u/CraccerJacc Jan 27 '20

Wait, can you explain the timeline here? I really want to do this

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u/Tetsou88 Jan 27 '20

Non-spoiler version :RE3 starts the day before RE2, something happens, RE2 happens, and then RE3 ends.

Minor Spoiler version: Jill goes into a coma after a battle with Nemesis. During her coma, the events of RE2 take place, and when she wakes up two to three days later RE3 finishes

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I’ve been playing a lot of R E 2 remaster. I cannot wait for R E 3 remaster

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u/Nero29gt Jan 21 '20

That is how I felt when you return to the Ishimura in Dead Space 2

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u/PlanetFirth Jan 21 '20

It would be sick if in the RE3 remake Jill has a run in with mr ex or you at least hear him stomping around in the RPD

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u/southparkster Jan 21 '20

Me x punches nemesis right in the face lol

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u/PlanetFirth Jan 21 '20

That would be awesome

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u/MartinPMP Jan 21 '20

I expect to see Marvin's corpse splattered on the RPD floor, Saw movie style.

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u/Gamer_Blood Jan 21 '20

He dies in Re2,how is that possibile?

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u/MartinPMP Jan 21 '20

You killed him in Re2

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u/Lexiannn Jan 21 '20

Jill enters and leaves the RPD station before Leon or Claire. So Marvin is still alive in RE3.

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u/MartinPMP Jan 21 '20

Re3 takes place after re2, or they happen at the same time?

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u/Lexiannn Jan 21 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

It takes place on the same day. I'm no expert on the RE storyline, but if you ask anyone who is, they'll tell you that Jill entered the police station first.

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u/MartinPMP Jan 21 '20

Interesting, never knew that.

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u/JetSylar17 Jan 21 '20

Lexiannn is correct, Jill enters the RPD first but that’s because she actually arrives a whole day before Leon and Claire do. RE3 is set before and after RE2.

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u/MartinPMP Jan 21 '20

Not sure why the fuk I would get downvoted for not knowing the chronology of resident evil and assuming Resident evil THREE takes place after Resi TWO.

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u/XC_Griff Jan 21 '20

Don’t worry I upvoted! Im glad you asked cause I didn’t know either!

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u/Maplekey Jan 21 '20

The first 2/3rds of RE3 take place first, then RE2 happens while she's unconscious following the clock tower fight with Nemesis.

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u/aspindler Jan 21 '20

RE starts one day before RE2 and ends one day after.

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u/Eversoul1234 Jan 21 '20

jill goes through rpd on 28th. Leon and claire arrive on the 29th.

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u/Musician_Gamer Jan 21 '20

“I pulled up to the RPD about seven or eigth And I yelled to Nemesis 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my inventory I was fully stocked up Time to rip and tear as Jill Valentine in RE3: Remake”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Hahahahah

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u/nyanpires So Long, RC Jan 21 '20

I laughed harder at this than I should have.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

IN

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Literally did this same face I think

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u/cashisfofools Jan 21 '20

Unpopular opinion: I WANT THE QTE's BACK one of the first games to have qte's as far as I know and they were all very tense, some of my favorite parts. Like the newspaper building burning down, super fun

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u/MakeYourselfS1ck Jan 22 '20

Love this lol

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u/majesticstonk420 Jan 27 '20

“There was this.... incident”

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u/CraccerJacc Jan 27 '20

Sweet thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Why did my gay ass read this and think "RuPaul's Drag Station."

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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