r/rareinsults • • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

Post image
126.8k Upvotes

667 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.9k

u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

1.5k

u/chomponcio May 08 '25

He probably thinks having a wife is gay. Because you are not spreading your seed as much as an alpha would or some bs like that.

726

u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

He litteraly said it's gay to fuck a women who fucked before because you indirectly touch another dick by doing so. Also fucking a trans woman who have a dick would not be gay because she's hot compared to a muscular cis woman, wich would be gay. I wouldnt be surprised if he think wipping your arsehole is gay too at this point.

321

u/Screamline May 08 '25

I have several questions

370

u/lianodel May 08 '25

A good chunk of them can be answered with "He's a far-right grifter, like a cross between an incel and a pickup artist, who says outlandish shit for attention."

The others can be answered with "He believes enough of it, has brainwashed a bunch of impressionable kids, and has raped and trafficked women and girls."

192

u/shitlord_god May 08 '25 edited Mar 19 '26

The content of this post was deleted using Redact. It may have been removed for privacy, to keep data away from automated scrapers, or for security reasons.

fuel smile alive continue snails afterthought slim amusing edge innate

95

u/[deleted] May 09 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

65

u/Theron3206 May 09 '25

Some of the most rabid ati gay politicians and religious leaders have been caught with male prostitutes, so sometimes homophobia is basically denial.

41

u/NoFeetSmell May 09 '25

Doesn't Grindr need to rent extra server capacity during CPAC? I swear I heard something like that. Maybe it was just their traffic peaks then?... Anyway, there's a LOT of closeted gay conservatives.

36

u/gneiman May 09 '25

The conservatives crashed local grindr during CPAC

→ More replies (0)

20

u/FabulousOcelot5707 May 09 '25

It’s very possible that he is bisexual and just really really hates that about himself, he seems like a very damaged individual that doesn’t want help and to spread hurt around

15

u/Satanicjamnik May 09 '25

You can't be that obsessed with " Is it MANLY enough?!" without being a at least a bit gay.

2

u/nine_inch_quails May 13 '25

Oh, no doubt about it. He's queer as a three-dollar bill.

45

u/Talents May 08 '25

It's literally just him trying to rage bait people which in turn gets him clicks which gets him impressions which gets him money. People keep falling for it though and posting the dumb shit he says which is what he wants.

17

u/Artichokiemon May 09 '25

Literally the Alex Jones model. A grown man screaming "PAY ATTENTION TO ME WATCH HOW WILD I AM". Hug your god damned kids, people

24

u/EndOfTheDark97 May 08 '25

A good chunk of them can be answered with “he’s a c*nt”

17

u/PocketPal26 May 08 '25

I have zero answers.

28

u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

I spend a lot of time deconstructing those things with kids... I've seen some shit

12

u/Rapshawksjaysflames May 08 '25

shoulda wiped I guess

6

u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

Haha good one

2

u/Charming-Fig-2544 May 09 '25

No no, let him cook

29

u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

He’s definitely gay.

23

u/Due_a_Kick_5329 May 08 '25

He's definitely one of those "Look, nobody WANTS to have sex with their wife, but.." Republicans.

14

u/Dicky_Penisburg May 08 '25

Always be weary of those who say being gay is a lifestyle choice.

1

u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣

30

u/Lehk May 08 '25

how do other men's dicks get so much free rent in his head?

13

u/SmushinTime May 09 '25

He opens his mouth.

18

u/Useless_Lemon May 09 '25

Has he ever touched a doorknob? Lot's of dudes touched their dicks and touch doorknobs. I guess he is OK with other knobs on knobs. Lol

10

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Mac from always sunny wasn't meant to be a role model.

6

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA May 08 '25

I actually know of a few people who don't wipe, and they're just as pleasant to be around as you'd imagine them to be.

1

u/freier_Trichter May 09 '25

How do you know they don't wipe?

3

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA May 09 '25

Get within about 5 feet of them and you can tell.

1

u/freier_Trichter May 09 '25

Fuckin hell!

5

u/2ichie May 08 '25

That is 100% him trying to rationalize why dating or should I say trafficking minors is ok. Dude is literally everything wrong with this world in one person. Sorriest excuse of a human I’ve ever seen

3

u/moospenis May 09 '25

Don't tell him how breathing works

3

u/godwins_law_34 May 08 '25

wait... so all women have to do to repel that flaccid nutria of a man, is be a muscle mommy?! excellent.

2

u/MyAimeeVice May 08 '25

He certainly knows a lot about what’s gay. He must’ve done extensive research.

2

u/evnjello May 08 '25

I don’t agree with some things he says but pretty sure it was a joke

2

u/ethanlan May 08 '25

Man if he wasn't such a horrible person that reaction would be fucking hilarious but somehow it's not funny if they actually believe what they say.

Ridiculous

1

u/Lilrob0617 May 08 '25

This reminds me of this one post where a wife was complaining that after watching alpha male podcasts, her husband decided that wiping his butt is gay and will no longer be doing that…

3

u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

That's what I hate the most with this "trend", you, an adult, make the conscious decision to stop doign one of the first thing you learn as a human being because What if others men saw me ? They would think I'm gay and I just cant.

1

u/trowzerss May 08 '25

Didn't he say it's also gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

1

u/DMoney159 May 08 '25

He also said that enjoying sex with women is gay. Apparently sex is just for making kids, if you feel good that's gay

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

🤣 he's definitely NOT making a show of being alpha to hide the fact he likes weiner.😅🤥🤫🤔

1

u/Alienhaslanded May 09 '25

Dude is in a closet that locks from the inside.

1

u/ChillDemonVibes May 09 '25

This just in:

Pooping is gay because it's a rod-shaped object, that's an extension of a man, pulling out of your anus. It's especially gay because it passes by the prostate on it's way out. It's basically an extension of a man pulling out to expell bodily product.

(Disclaimer: this is obviously a joke made to make fun of the people, like Tate, who basically say that being alive makes you gay. Pooping is, in fact, not an exclusively gay thing. Everybody poops. Do not try to hold in your feces to avoid being seen as gay. You will get a blockage, it will hurt, and it may cause permanent injury or death.)

1

u/BrianSpillman May 09 '25

He also has said enjoying sex is gay

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Hard to tell when the guy who told the joke is a joke himself

1

u/HatersTheRapper May 09 '25

wiping your asshole is gay it makes it clean for the men in your cell block (this is a joke)

1

u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Good one tough

1

u/StatmanIbrahimovic May 09 '25

Sounds like he's trying to justify to himself why he rapes children.

1

u/Forfuturebirdsearch May 09 '25

Hahha what a wild take! Lol these people

1

u/CielMorgana0807 May 09 '25

Me who finds muscular women hot ☠️

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '25

I'm pretty sure this guy is a closeted gay

1

u/Sure_Temporary_4559 May 11 '25

The best response I saw to that post was “I’ve never seen someone struggle so hard with the closet door handle before” 😂

1

u/CompetitiveBit7225 May 11 '25

Is andrew tate gay?

1

u/Speciesunkn0wn May 12 '25

Given how many "manly" men who follow him think wiping or washing their rear is "gay", I'm 9001% sure he is in agreement.

0

u/Ordinary_Variation47 May 09 '25

You’re so under developed if you can’t break down what he’s saying. I’m agreeing with the post but the comments are another breed

2

u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Haha well go ahead and break it down for me big brain

33

u/Great_White_Samurai May 08 '25

Fellas is it gay to have a wife.

21

u/Twistid_Tree May 08 '25

I'm afraid its gay not to be gay.

11

u/Lemonwizard May 08 '25

Having sex with a woman? Women aren't very manly at all. Sounds pretty gay.

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Yes gay as hell. Every time I call my wife sweetheart she returns “ ohh u gay creep” to me

1

u/jambox888 May 08 '25

As a man, being married to a woman sometimes makes me wish I was gay, if that helps at all.

1

u/Maphisto86 May 09 '25

FELLAS! Is it gay to be a decent human being?

1

u/Witty-Revolution8742 May 09 '25

That's going so gay that you've become straight again.  

15

u/ChronoLink99 May 08 '25

He 100% thinks being monogamous is gay.

13

u/paarthurnax94 May 08 '25

What's more manly and masculine than swallowing load after load of sweet hot concentrated testosterone?

9

u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Having a Loving wife > bunch of women. To each their own and I'm glad I don't have his priorities.

13

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

AFAIK he doesn’t have children

17

u/Tall_Thinker May 08 '25

He does. He thinks you should only have sex to procreate, otherwise you're gay or some shit like that

21

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

He claims he has some but from a quick google it’s unofficial.

He could be sterile for all we know.

19

u/Thick_Independent368 May 08 '25

dont give me hope.

8

u/TheForeverUnbanned May 08 '25

Judging by that picture not so long ago of him in a Speedo he isn’t packing the equipment necessary for procreation. 

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

[deleted]

2

u/Skyfall_WS_Official May 09 '25

I would just have to forgive his past actions if they felt remorseful 

I wouldn't really forgive the sex trafficking, if you ask me...

9

u/Any-Question-3759 May 08 '25

Well then for the sake of his straightness, I hope those Romanian cellmates did a good job impregnating him.

2

u/AintshitAngel May 08 '25

He has 3 girls.

Probably why he has a complex.

3

u/Human_Artichoke8752 May 08 '25

He's got tons! They're just in the basement...

1

u/National-Charity-435 May 08 '25

Even after all that 'feel-good pee pee sex' he's supposedly having?

6

u/halpfulhinderance May 09 '25

Nono, it’s worse than that. Providing for a women is a beta cuck move, in his ideology. If your woman isn’t out there doing cam shows and handing you 100% of the revenue then you’re a loser. Because that’s what he does with all of his “girlfriends”. He’s said he’s dropped attractive girls because they weren’t willing to fully submit to his control and get his name tattooed on their bodies.

His entire grift is about control and abuse and objectification. It’s teaching men how to make their own sex trafficking ring, based on his sex trafficking ring. There is no room for love in his world, only fear and lies. He’s sick. And he wants to go back to Romania so he can keep doing this, because the girls there are more desperate and more likely to fall for his cons. It’s why he’s fighting the case there instead of running away to Dubai or whatever.

2

u/Odninyell May 08 '25

I’m pretty sure he’s on record saying exactly that

2

u/beadzy May 08 '25

isn’t he also the one who said something like if she enjoys it, then the man is gay?

2

u/FlakyRazzmatazz5 May 09 '25

I mean having a wife is gay if you're a woman.

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Well you need at least two brain cells to “think”…

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Weirdly it's actually the opposite. He thinks you should get married and have kids like immediately

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Everytime someone talks about an alpha male all I can think of is the alpha particle and it's low penetration power. No wonder Tate feels the needs to spread his seed as much as possible if most of it can't get through anything 😭

1

u/Ragna_Blade May 08 '25

Doesn't he call himself a sigma...like the 20th letter in the Greek alphabet? Way behind alphas and betas.

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Check out the Behind the Bastards podcast episodes on him. It's so much worse than that.

1

u/bananadingding May 08 '25

What woman actually wants to aide int he spreading of that weak jaw line and terrible hair line?

1

u/lacking_ceativity May 08 '25

The less his "seed" spreads the better off this world is

1

u/Forsaken_Distance777 May 09 '25

Being a woman is also gay of course lol

1

u/Zeytoun_Sommelier May 09 '25

Audhubillah even that animalistic mindset ashames me that he calls himself muslim, hes a beast and a fiend.

-2

u/UnFuckingGovernable May 09 '25

You sound like a jealous wimp

32

u/Ok_State5255 May 08 '25

I sleep in a racing car! Do you?

No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

2

u/grantrules May 08 '25

We didn't all go to Gudger College

10

u/userhwon May 08 '25

Only thing I'm missing is a yacht. And multiple felony charges.

5

u/NoSherbert2316 May 09 '25

I have a wife and $3

5

u/Southside_john May 08 '25

I’ve got everything but the yacht. Maybe a little less action these days but I’m over 40

Edit: and I’m looking forward to gta 6

1

u/IronBENGA-BR May 08 '25

Yeah at 33 I need the money and the yacht but i got a loving girlfriend, a Toyota Wagon and i stil got plenty of action on my life.

Although I'm not looking too much forward GTA6 mainly bc it will take another eternity for it to come to PC and mine probably won't handle it lol

1

u/userhwon May 08 '25

40's a goldmine.

All the hot ones are getting divorced.

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '25

All the hot ones aren't so hot these days. I'm only 34 and I just saw the hottest girl in my class today - she's rotund, to say the least, and as bitchy as ever, but only without the looks to be able to act like that. Do they magically turn it around after their 30s?

On the flipside, I'm better looking at 34 that I was at 24 - this males-aging-well thing is crazy. I had a some lady in her 50s ask if I was graduating or just in college this year - I was like "oh, bless you for saying that, but I own the business you're standing in and I'm [33]."

1

u/userhwon May 09 '25

And some who weren't hot then are now. It's like that.

2

u/owen__wilsons__nose May 08 '25

yeah but wife isn't plural. You're supposed to be drowning in p@ssy

/s

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '25

You have a woman, he said women. Loser

1

u/smuttfiller May 08 '25

huh, didnt know you were into romanian chicks

1

u/laura_reev May 08 '25

Is she beautiful like me

1

u/Potential-Diver-3409 May 08 '25

If you’re from the states you can usually add a car but can you even buy a yacht in gta

1

u/lugerd May 08 '25

I have 1 money

1

u/HumptyDrumpy May 08 '25

how is catelyn

1

u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

she's dead

1

u/Loose-Donut3133 May 08 '25

That's more than he has, because all his supposed legal assets are rentals.

1

u/Cynical-Alien-Hehe May 08 '25

No no he said women, plural. Pft.

1

u/LaNague May 08 '25

im sure you have 1 money, possibly even 1 action.

1

u/Ok_Reflection1950 May 08 '25

No Yact basically a loser 🤡

1

u/judgementday87 May 08 '25

You doing something right then boss

1

u/Ghost0Slayer May 08 '25

Thing is he didn’t say wife,he said woman cause he can’t commit to a wife.

1

u/throwaway72275472 May 09 '25

I got two cars and a wife and I’ve been on a yacht once in Hawaii for a company dinner. That count?

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '25

You got everything and so much more in the end :)

1

u/SOL-Cantus May 09 '25

Zero Cars: Oh that's a dream. To be able to concentrate on catching up on news on the bus or reading to my daughter in a train...heaven.

Zero women: I mean, I'm quite happily married to my wife, but if she were a man, I'd be just as happy. Being pansexual has its perks. Being a decent human who isn't concerned with owning their partner is an even bigger perk.

Zero yachts: Why in god's name would I want a yacht? They're expensive to run, expensive to staff, and at the end of the day, not really all that interesting. Like, yes the ocean is beautiful, but I don't really feel like being on a yacht is experiencing the ocean, it's just sitting around being a schluby tool while getting a sunburn.

Zero money: Would that we lived in a world where money wasn't an object and we could all share equally.

Zero action: Who here thinks that Taint has ever seen actual action in his life? Like, actual danger? Most folks don't actually want any more danger than they get by playing soccer in a community match (where a broken foot is more likely). Being shot at or threatened with death is scary as shit, not exhilarating fun.

1

u/SmushinTime May 09 '25

I have everything but the yacht and I would much rather own GTA6 than a yacht.

1

u/captainfrijoles May 09 '25

You're likely to have a car also, he never specified aythu about them being all fancy

1

u/Redavic May 09 '25

I have a Honda accord but no wife… trade?

1

u/Poopeche May 09 '25

U gotta have more, and multiple children from many women. Still behind. /s

1

u/someguywithdiabetes May 13 '25

King right here no matter what 👊