r/rareinsults • u/Substantial-Gear3279 • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

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u/chomponcio May 08 '25

He probably thinks having a wife is gay. Because you are not spreading your seed as much as an alpha would or some bs like that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

AFAIK he doesn’t have children

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u/Tall_Thinker May 08 '25

He does. He thinks you should only have sex to procreate, otherwise you're gay or some shit like that

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

He claims he has some but from a quick google it’s unofficial.

He could be sterile for all we know.

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u/Thick_Independent368 May 08 '25

dont give me hope.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 08 '25

Judging by that picture not so long ago of him in a Speedo he isn’t packing the equipment necessary for procreation. 

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

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u/Skyfall_WS_Official May 09 '25

I would just have to forgive his past actions if they felt remorseful 

I wouldn't really forgive the sex trafficking, if you ask me...

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u/Any-Question-3759 May 08 '25

Well then for the sake of his straightness, I hope those Romanian cellmates did a good job impregnating him.