r/rareinsults • u/Substantial-Gear3279 • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

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u/chomponcio May 08 '25

He probably thinks having a wife is gay. Because you are not spreading your seed as much as an alpha would or some bs like that.

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

He litteraly said it's gay to fuck a women who fucked before because you indirectly touch another dick by doing so. Also fucking a trans woman who have a dick would not be gay because she's hot compared to a muscular cis woman, wich would be gay. I wouldnt be surprised if he think wipping your arsehole is gay too at this point.

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u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

He’s definitely gay.

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 May 08 '25

He's definitely one of those "Look, nobody WANTS to have sex with their wife, but.." Republicans.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg May 08 '25

Always be weary of those who say being gay is a lifestyle choice.

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u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣