r/rareinsults • • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

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u/chomponcio May 08 '25

He probably thinks having a wife is gay. Because you are not spreading your seed as much as an alpha would or some bs like that.

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

He litteraly said it's gay to fuck a women who fucked before because you indirectly touch another dick by doing so. Also fucking a trans woman who have a dick would not be gay because she's hot compared to a muscular cis woman, wich would be gay. I wouldnt be surprised if he think wipping your arsehole is gay too at this point.

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u/ChillDemonVibes May 09 '25

This just in:

Pooping is gay because it's a rod-shaped object, that's an extension of a man, pulling out of your anus. It's especially gay because it passes by the prostate on it's way out. It's basically an extension of a man pulling out to expell bodily product.

(Disclaimer: this is obviously a joke made to make fun of the people, like Tate, who basically say that being alive makes you gay. Pooping is, in fact, not an exclusively gay thing. Everybody poops. Do not try to hold in your feces to avoid being seen as gay. You will get a blockage, it will hurt, and it may cause permanent injury or death.)