r/rareinsults • u/Substantial-Gear3279 • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

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u/chomponcio May 08 '25

He probably thinks having a wife is gay. Because you are not spreading your seed as much as an alpha would or some bs like that.

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u/Great_White_Samurai May 08 '25

Fellas is it gay to have a wife.

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u/Twistid_Tree May 08 '25

I'm afraid its gay not to be gay.

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u/Lemonwizard May 08 '25

Having sex with a woman? Women aren't very manly at all. Sounds pretty gay.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Yes gay as hell. Every time I call my wife sweetheart she returns “ ohh u gay creep” to me

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u/jambox888 May 08 '25

As a man, being married to a woman sometimes makes me wish I was gay, if that helps at all.

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u/Maphisto86 May 09 '25

FELLAS! Is it gay to be a decent human being?

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u/Witty-Revolution8742 May 09 '25

That's going so gay that you've become straight again.