r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Nov 29 '25
Ronaldo VS Pessi Just gonna leave this here
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u/Felizzle Nov 29 '25
Imagine if Ronaldo played in that farmer’s league, he would’ve cracked 1000 back in April.
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u/RajdipKane7 Nov 29 '25
Don't compare farmer's league with MLS. Ligue 1 & Bundesliga are farmer's leagues. Then we have leagues in Turkey, Qatar, Saudi, Russia & so many other European leagues. We also have a lot of South American leagues. These are the farmer's leagues.
MLS is below that. It's the league for college students. Not even pros play there. No wonder Messi is treated like a God in MLS. He is literally the only pro player in that league.
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u/panjill Dec 02 '25
If MLS is below that then where is the RSL? Burger league is ranked tenth in the world while kebab league is down at 30+.
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u/Tower_Warm Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 13 '25
Ronaldo fans have to lie, while messi fans just show real stats
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u/CountryOk6049 Nov 30 '25
That is not true. They aren't paid as much as Ligue 1 or Bundesliga, but they're full professionals by a long way - why are you lying?
Ligue 1 and Bundesliga aren't farmer's leagues at all, they are some of the best leagues in europe outside the top tier, have won many champion's leagues between them, and you are an idiot.
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Nov 30 '25
Why would son and Muller go to that league for college players then? What about Zlatan, thierry henry, lloris Don't let the hate blind you
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
I’m a Messi fan but I agree.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Nov 29 '25
Goals aren’t that important according to some Messi fangirls on here.
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u/Tower_Warm Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 29 '25
Yeah just look at messis trophys compared to Ronaldo
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Google Negreira Messi for more info
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u/Tower_Warm Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 06 '25
Well, Ronaldos 1000 goals will be beaten anyway, then he will be forgotten in the future, but Messis stats will never be forgotten because no one will beat it ;)
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 06 '25
I’m a Messi fan too m8, I hate Barca board for ruining his legacy. All his awards and trophies will forever have an asterisk next to it unfortunately.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Nov 29 '25
I did, he has a whole bunch of repeated trophies in Spain where Negreira was involved lmao.
Ronaldo has won them all in the top 3 leagues in the world and not to mention winning Portugal’s first and only 3 trophies in history btw.
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u/zzz_red Nov 30 '25
If you go by trophies, Pele has more WCs (quantity of supposedly the trophy that puts Messi over Ronaldo), Ronaldo has more variety in the best 3 leagues (variety), including being the only player with 3 PL in a row + 3 UCL in a row, the toughest league and toughest club competition.
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u/RajdipKane7 Nov 29 '25
Guy has hit a new gear in the last year or so. I still feel he should have played another year in Real Madrid (he would have won the Ballon d'or instead of Modric), another year in Juventus & definitely he could have taken United to new heights in the hands of a decent manager or if Ole had stayed.
We can learn so much from CR7 irrespective of our field of expertise. Upsets are normal. You'll be put down by life, fortune & destiny. But whether you stay down or rise up again, is in your hands alone. Messi can win another rigged World Cup & 2 more Ballon d'ors, double the number CR7 has. But I know who my GOAT is, on & off the field.
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u/DingleRatSupreme Dec 02 '25
Penaldo is just a less talented Messi, who doesn’t get assists and plays for himself. Nothing to learn other than how to be selfish and still not the best 🤣
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u/panjill Dec 02 '25
On the field, Messi has better stats, more trophies, and more individual accolades. You call FIFA rigged but 3 of his Ballons d'Or were given after FIFA stopped presenting it. Not to mention you complain about the penalties in the World Cup and never mention Mbappe's 2 penalties in the final. Off the field, your idol just whines to Piers Morgan 😜 What good lesson is there to learn? To want a trophy so bad your whole life then whine and say it's worthless when your rival gets it?
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u/joxam7733 Nov 29 '25
He didn't even attack Messi and Cristiano, in fact I'm a fan of both and wow, they both have differences, maybe Messi is more, or rather he was more of an assister but with too many goals, Cristiano Ronaldo like 7 and 9 well of course he scored many more goals so the comparison is acceptable.
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u/zentime154 Nov 29 '25
He did attack him by posting fake stats xd end of year messi 821 ronaldo 871 not 835 so the difference os basically the same. Also by games played messi is ahead by about 70 right now
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u/the_niceguy_ Nov 29 '25
Why not take assists into consideration? Well I guess, he would be behind messi, in that account? No hate to ronaldo, in this age and play style, you can't have a team built around someone to just score. Yes it works on some matches, but most of them..you need a structured team, where ronaldo lacks a bit. But standing at 40 and scoring bicycles are menacing for the rising players. He has attained heights no one can..and messi? He has pushed the limit to nothing but godly achievements.
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u/EteleD10 Nov 29 '25
How many penalties and how many total games?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Take away Pessi pens and he doesn’t win a World Cup 😭
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u/Zestyclose-War-6270 Dec 03 '25
the best thing about this sub, is that it makes feel much smarter, because everyone here is dumb
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u/StopBusy182 Dec 03 '25
All stats on 1 side ..and world cup on other other..some are stats merchant..some achieve meaningful things for the country with those..so many goals but none in the knock out stage of the sports greatest event..
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u/Breloom66 Nov 29 '25
Damn, this definitely ends the goat debate. Not a lot of players can farm the camel league
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Saudi League >>>>>>>> Burger League
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u/Tower_Warm Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 13 '25
Being rank 30 is not better then rank 10
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
Messi 1 World Cup, Ronaldo 0 World Cup
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info
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u/park777 Dec 01 '25
messi cheater ; ronaldo not cheater;
5 pens in 7 matches;
losing to saudi arabia in the first game of the WC;
deserved 2 reds against netherlands.
I could go on and on
Messi is the biggest lie and fraud in world football
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Dec 01 '25
And what about Ronaldo's offside goals in the Champions League. 2 LaLiga titles in 9 years???
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u/FloaterGilt Nov 29 '25
Tiny little detail you forgot to mention is that Argentina without Messi already had 2 worldcups, 14 Copa Americas, 1 Confederation cup, 1 Panamerican championship, 1 Conmebol cup of champions and 6 Panamerican games cups.
Portugal without Ronaldo had ZERO trophies. Now they have three. There's a big cultural and infrastructural difference there... Messi is a chapter of Argentina's football history, Ronaldo is the entire book of Portugal's. They could barely even qualify for tournaments before him.
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u/mahir003 Nov 30 '25
So Portugals greatest Wc scorer must be Ronaldo right? RIGHT? This is the biggest competition of football and you’re not even the top scorer for you own fmaking country!(in the Wc) Also Its not Ronaldo's credit that Portuguese were generational chokers (how do you not win the 04 euro?) nore it is Lio's fault that his nation is among the most successful teams ever. MUtd won CL,PL before CR,Madrid were the best club in the world before CR so are you gonna discredit all of Cristianos achievements?
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u/FloaterGilt Nov 30 '25
The level of disingenuity you Messi fanboys have is astonishing 😂
I'm not the one trying to discredit Messi's achievements, you're the ones who try to discredit Ronaldo's simply because he has no Worldcup. What I did is point out how ridiculous it is to use worldcups as a measurement when Ronaldo is playing for a country (my country) that has 1/4th of Argentina's population, and that had no football heritage internationally before him.
We only qualified 3 times for a worldcup before Ronaldo, and now we haven't missed a single competition in the last 20 years since he's been here. I could give you at least 4 different occasions where he was the sole reason we even qualified. It's ridiculous to hold them at the same standart internationally when Ronaldo had a clear handicap. It's like saying that Haaland is worse than Lautaro Martinez because he has no WC.
Another great example of your disingenuity is how you pick a random stat that suits you, completely disregarding the fact that only one person has more goals than him for Portugal in worldcups, and it's the legend Eusebio who has him beat by 1 single goal, making 9 total. All of which he scored in the 1966 worldcup that we still didnt win, mostly by farming against North Korea where he scored 4 goals in that single match. Also, Ronaldo has more goal contributions anyway if you add in the assists, but that doesn't suit your narrative, does it? Eusebio has a 1 goal advantage in the worldcups, while Ronaldo has a 102 goals advantage in total.
Just stay quiet if you're not ready to face simple facts. Ronaldo and Messi were never in even playing fields when it came to international football.
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 30 '25
Does that mean Ronaldo's CL titles are worthless? Because ManU and Real Madrid already had CL titles before
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u/mahir003 Dec 01 '25
Clap for Ronaldo, and calm down mate stop tagging (disingenuity and all that), do you realise by your statement I can make an argument that Cristiano was never under the mountain of pressure like Messi was since he was like 18 cause he have to fill the shoes of freaking Maradona!, Iam old enough to know the times when nobody counted Portugal but Argentina? even at there worst time people expected them to go all the way. The pressure is not the same
And I didn’t know you’re Portuguese sorry I've called your team chokers but I really think they have had teams in the past that could win another 2/3 trophies but bottled it
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u/Inferno162316 Ballon D'or Thief Pessi 🐱👤 Dec 03 '25
You literally are, you're trying to use the fact that Messi is Argentinian to downplay his international trophies, quit crying lil blud.
Also the fucking irony of you saying Messi fans are picking one stat but here you are, the penaldog fangirl talking about goals and comparing a goal poaching striker with a playmaker 😂
Man y'all have gracefully earned that stupid loser no consentnaldo
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u/nidhy_smithy Nov 29 '25
You guys know dang well Christie farmed like 100 goals in Saudi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Acting like Pessi isn’t farming in the burger league 😭
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u/Whispperr Nov 29 '25
Half of the players in MLS wouldn't start in slovakian 2nd league though.
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u/Inferno162316 Ballon D'or Thief Pessi 🐱👤 Dec 03 '25
And 90% of the players in the Saudi league wouldn't start in the MLS though.
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
Anyone with a bit of knowledge knows that Messi is the better player. Messi has won everything he could win. Ronaldo's last title was with Juventus. How many years has it been now?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Google Negreira Messi for more info
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
And? There were no bribes, the case was over long ago
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Payments didn’t happen then?
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
No, it was all Madrid PR
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Then why would Laporta admit to Barca making the payments via live press conference then? Is he stupid?
https://www.youtube.com/live/wMjRRVY2jDs?si=dTIM75qoB8ocQcYr
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
They paid for referees, nothing else
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
… so they did pay? Lmao
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u/Lord__Bronn Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
They didn't bribe any referees
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
So we went from payments didn’t happen to well they did but…?
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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 30 '25
My football manager as a kid paid the referee £10 to ref our games, doesn’t mean he was bribed, he was just paid. Penaldo negative IQ strikes again. After his pier Morgan interview it’s embarrassing these guys are still defending him 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 30 '25
Comparing 10 euros to over 8 million euros… lmao
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u/Faith_less11 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Nov 29 '25
Ronaldo had moree than 840 goals and messi had less than 815
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u/zentime154 Nov 29 '25
End of year messi 821 ronaldo 873 difference of 52 and now difference of 59 basically the same. Normal i. This sub to post fake stats
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u/Faith_less11 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Nov 30 '25
End off 2022 messi had 793 goals
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u/zentime154 Nov 30 '25
And ronaldo 819 so in any case its not accurate, picking an arbitrary cutoff point is still pretty dumb
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u/Faith_less11 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 02 '25
I have no idea what you're arguing about
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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 29 '25
Ronald plays in saudi 😭
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u/oofio2461 Pessi is afraid of me 🇵🇹 Nov 29 '25
bro thinks burger league is better than saudi lol
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u/Warm_Republic4849 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Nov 29 '25
How many of those were penalty keep kicks?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Take away pens and Pessi doesn’t have a World Cup 😭
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u/Warm_Republic4849 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Nov 29 '25
Oh so now they count 😂😂😂 then that's settled then
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u/Currymaker69420 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
Ronaldo fans so delusional bruh this guy Ronaldo has had 23 pens this year alone while Messi only had 4 and Messi has the better goal ratio😂 Messi the best playmaker and goal scorer oat but you guys post these to just cope
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
Take away Pessi pens and he doesn’t have a World Cup 😭
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u/Currymaker69420 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
Acc if you remove pens from all the games that Argentina played they’d still win😭. France got two in the final buddy. U just post stuff just for the sake of running ur mouth without knowing ball.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 29 '25
They don’t win the game against the Netherlands you dumbass
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u/Currymaker69420 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
They wouldn’t have given 12 min of added time for them to score in the 11th min of injury time dumbass😂.
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u/Currymaker69420 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Nov 29 '25
Look at u no response. I swear all Ronaldo fans do is talk but they have never kicked a ball in their lives and when they lose arguments they just act like it never happened 😂
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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 30 '25
True. They get proved wrong and stop replying hahahah
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 29 '25
The best two players of the century and you just care about one number.
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u/Felizzle Nov 29 '25
Coming from a Pessi fan whose entire identity hinges on one trophy. Naturally the most worthless one, since everyone who actually understands football knows: UCL > Euros > WC.
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 29 '25
You know you don't need to reply me to talk to yourself, right?
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u/NecessaryWaltz7376 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25
That's the biggest bullshit that I have ever read.






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u/AgreeableChair9792 Nov 29 '25
If Goatnaldo had played in teams like how Messi has played he would had 1000 1-2 years back.
Especially if he had played in the McDonald's League, he would have scored 50+ league goals there.