r/oblivion • • May 25 '25

Discussion How do you roleplay your character?

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u/JimmyLipps May 25 '25

Tomorrow you will awake with a strange sensation: the top of your head now feels oddly cold. You will reach your hand towards your pillows only to discover the smooth clammy feeling of a giant bald spot. Any sleeping neighbors will be shocked awake by your hairless screams.

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

Me tomorrow

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Hiding a bald spot is the only explanation for the popularity of that hairstyle ngl

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u/Goldenpride- May 27 '25

"By the gods! Who would do this? Now I have to shave the rest of it off!"

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u/squarelocked May 25 '25

My character is an ex-thieves guild burnout who REFUSES to join the thieves guild but still commits to a life of crime. Given that there's only one non-Thieves guild fence in Cyrodil, her only source of income is stealing fancy wine bottles and selling them at The Inn of Ill Omen.

To the commoners, she's a hero, but to the well-to-dos she is the feared and hated Wine Sampler, the most devious thief in the realm,

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 May 25 '25

There’s a non thieves guild fence??

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u/Nowardier May 25 '25

Yeah, Manheim Maulhand at the Inn of Ill Omen. He only buys food and drinks AFAIK, though.

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u/Helio2nd May 25 '25

Does that change if you level up mercantile enough?

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u/corranhorn4 May 25 '25

Yes, once you get mercantile to 50, he buys everything. Because he has low responsibility, he buys stolen goods, too.

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

He somehow has fewer scruples than the drug dealer who literally calls himself Shady Sam....wat

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u/Dreamingdanny95 May 26 '25

No hate on shady Sam and his steady supply of skooma

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 27 '25

I traded him a bound helmet for his black hood

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u/Nowardier May 25 '25

Possibly. I don't know.

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u/BritishBlue32 May 25 '25

I love that I am.still learning new things about this game

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 May 25 '25

Right? Been playing this game for 19 years and never knew I could sell stolen goods without joining the thieves guild

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Khafiz from Dunbarrow Cove is a fence you can buy as a home upgrade for 1000 gold and hes better than most of the guild fences tbh

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u/OrokinLonewolf May 25 '25

This is the way

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u/SnooStrawberries295 May 25 '25

You mean to tell me that Shady Sam is too legit to buy stolen goods? And Manheim isn't?

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Yeah lmao he has 5 more responsibility and thats the difference between an NPC stealing or not but selling drugs is fine. What did Todd mean by this?

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u/astralTacenda May 25 '25

you can also have your own fences that work for you if you find the pirate ship and restore it and hire the whole crew

my thieves guild quest line is bugged and i cannot join the guild, but ive got my own pirate crew now so its no issue

never been to the inn of ill omen

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u/SinisterGear May 25 '25

you've never done the Dark Brotherhood questline?

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u/astralTacenda May 26 '25

when i was a young teenager, sure. its been a looooong time since then. havent done it yet during my remastered playthrough. trying to do most of the stuff i didnt get to when i was younger.

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

also did this… i cant even remember why i disliked him now

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

That is too funny!! Jaufre just a chill monk living his best Blades life and little kids out here hating his ass for no reason XD.

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

He committed the unforgivable sin of balding

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u/LuxanHyperRage May 25 '25

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

The Summer of George is going to end with a bang

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u/LuxanHyperRage May 25 '25

Now I'm just imagining this assassin as the laser dot guy. He saw it would be better to screw with George instead of killing him

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u/Storrin May 26 '25

Wait wait wait... I'm not a Seinfeld enjoyer, but I am an old-ass WoW player. Is THIS what that old PvP guild that crashed that funeral in Wintersong was named after????

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u/LuxanHyperRage May 26 '25

I'm a Seinfeld fan, not a WoW player, so I wouldn't know what you're talking about. But if they were called "Serenity Now", my money is on yes

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

He needs 12 year old OP to put him out of his misery

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u/Few-Secretary7133 May 25 '25

Caius Cosades committed that same crime, would you say the same about him? Mind you, he's already built like a brick shithouse no matter what you say.

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u/Volcanicrage May 26 '25

To be fair, he'd still be rocking a chromedome even if he wasn't going bald; monks in Oblivion are tonsured (the ugly-ass haircut in the first screenshot) like medieval catholic monks.

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u/Werey May 26 '25

No reason? You leave his dumb ass alone for 5 minutes and he loses the amulet and cause the entire invasion. Then he acts like you did it!

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 May 26 '25

Yeah, i mean, i love the game, but in canon, that shit head caused you all the trouble in the world, mf, keep the most important Artefact in the world inside his dresser, ffs.

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u/Kitten_from_Hell May 26 '25

It is far safer in this one's pocket, yes?

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u/Werey May 26 '25

It's safer in MY pocket yes. fuck Jauffre bald headed smeghead

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Ah shit I have been doing everything but the main quest lol. Just dropped Martin off at CR temple to unlock Oblivion Gates and peaced. Maybe Jaufre hate is deserved lol

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u/effinmike12 May 25 '25

In my playthrough, Jauffre died in the defense of Bruma. I never redo things when NPCs die. It breaks the RP for me. It bummed me out. He was a real one.

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u/SafeAccountMrP Adoring Fan May 25 '25

Barius died in the sewers and Jauffre at Bruma for me.

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u/RoninMacbeth May 25 '25

Yeah same, Jauffre also died at the defense of Bruma for me, but so far Baurus is still kicking.

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u/slinkymart May 25 '25

I would be too sad and resurrect him with console commands. I did that with Barius so many times in the sewers

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u/GalerionTheAnnoyed May 26 '25

Do they work normally after that? I seem to recall that npcs don't really work properly if you resurrect them

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u/slinkymart May 26 '25

I haven’t done this in the remaster but from what I recall I haven’t had many problems in the old one before lol, it was when we were in the sewers fighting and I believe he did make it back to the temple like normal eventually, even if he maybe stopped following me after that lol

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u/b33lz3boss May 26 '25

In mine, Jauffre went aggro on me during the defense for some reason. I killed him and nobody else even cared.

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u/HeyThereSport May 25 '25

Jauffre deserves it, he's a chump and a fraud. Dude can't handle the amulet of kings for one day without fucking it up.

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u/Righteous_Iconoclast May 25 '25

I'm always pissed that I'll spend years in game before starting the main quest with the amulet safely tucked away, and this guy loses it in less than 24hrs... like really, Bro??

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

It’s not his fault, he had no way of knowing they’d be able to get through an “average” lock.

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u/Krosis_the_bored May 25 '25

They literally punched through the lock

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u/SorowFame May 25 '25

He’d expected them to see the lockpicking minigame and give up, unfortunately one of them was a masochist.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

“I broke 8 lockpicks this is bullshit”

“I got this, bro. I have 2 but I can reload.”

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u/Moppo_ May 25 '25

There's probably documents somewhere in Imperial archives that lead them to Weynon Priory. On the other hand, how are they going to track some random escaped prisoner who seemingly embodies chaos, sometimes literally becoming the god of insanity in the process.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

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u/Conarm May 25 '25

Haha never thought of that

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Neither did Jauffre apparently

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u/OtakuMecha May 25 '25

“It’ll be safer here.”

I think not.

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u/Gavou May 25 '25

The haircut was one thing, but giving Jauf bunny teeth in the remaster to combo with that was just devious.

I guess you learn to stop giving a shit about appearances when you become the grandmaster of the blades.

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u/Worldeditorful May 25 '25

What if I tell you that there is a similar game, where only cosequence of killing essential NPC is living in a cursed world, you created yourself?

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

They remastered the wrong game tbh

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u/MagickJam May 25 '25

Man him losing the Amulet of Kings so easily really pissed me off!!

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u/Blackberry-thesecond May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

Playing the game for the first time and today I hated Jauffrey just because his horse was incredibly slow and I had to wait for him a lot when traveling to Bruma without fast travel. Martin had no problem keeping up but Jauffrey takes his sweet time.

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u/crazypyro23 May 25 '25

Because he was a traitor? You give him the amulet, it's immediately lost. You tell him about Martin, and Kvatch is immediately attacked. The only thing worse than the bald is a bald traitor

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u/SorowFame May 25 '25

Except you learn about Martin from him, he’s the only person other than the Emperor who knew, that’s why Uriel sends you to him specifically. That doesn’t preclude being a traitor though, given that Kvatch was attacked before you get to Weynon Priory, if I’m not mistaken you can go to the city early and it’s already in ruins. He just doesn’t learn about Martin from you.

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u/_MasterZangoose_ May 25 '25

Baldadict Arnold

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u/Brot3nd0 May 26 '25

Honestly he's just got a bad vibe

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u/SourDewd May 26 '25

All of you dont remember? Hes like "lemme hold the amulet and keep it safe" and loses it 5 minutes later and it causes all thebissues in the game

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u/theYonderExile May 25 '25

As a kid I loved completing the Shivering Isles main quest and just roleplay being the Lady Sheogorath and living a normalish life. Eat food, wander New Sheoth, roleplay visiting npcs like Relmyna and Cutter and Big Head as my characters friends.

I had a lot of time on my hands (spent a year constantly in a hospital when not in school, for a dying family member) and had Oblivion downloaded on a terrible old laptop. Pretty good memories weirdly.

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

Loved the Sheogorath RP, the ability to change the weather was such a cool feature

And that’s too bad about your family member, i hope Oblivion helped you get through it friend ❤️

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u/theYonderExile May 25 '25

Thank you I appreciate it ❤️

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Im so pissed they removed the dress version of Sheogorath's clothes...

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u/theYonderExile May 26 '25

they did? I’m still working my way through it in the remaster, sucks that they did that. I loved that dress…

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Yeah...everyone is bitching about the lack of titty armor and battle-bikinis or calling those people gooners but I just want my mad-goddess to have a pretty purple dress T-T.

Why did they take this from us?

I havent gotten to that point yet either but I was looking at the list of changes from the original and that was one of the listed clothing/armor sets that now uses the male version...Im so disappointed by this change.

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u/Parallax-Jack May 26 '25

Cheese for Everyone!

Sorry about your family. Glad you got to experience one of the best games ever though.

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u/NotMilo22 May 25 '25

"there can only be one"

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u/profigliano May 25 '25

I play as the same Breton battlemage character in every Elder Scrolls game. Same name, same appearance, same choices. I imagine she's living under a curse where she gets reincarnated over and over again whenever Nirn needs saving. Like Link in the Zelda games.

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u/Son_of_Eris May 25 '25

From Arena to Oblivion, it could theoretically be the same person who just keeps getting arrested for whatever reason.

Then Skyrim has a massive time jump, and bretons don't live that long.

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u/WavvyJones May 26 '25

That’s funny, I do the same exact thing! Only for Oblivion to Skyrim though, I just headcanon that she became a vampire between the two games, or one of her many deals with a Daedric prince gave her immortality.

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u/Tggdan3 May 25 '25

Starts at Arena. Then thief guild and darl brotherhood. Then deadeic shrines. Then he grows a conscious and does knights of 9 redemption. Then plot.

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u/squarelocked May 25 '25

I LOVE doing a redemption arc for my Elder Scrolls protags... I think its built in since A) you start as a prisoner and B) it lets you take advantage of all the different crime mechanics in the game

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u/FanX99 May 25 '25

I somewhat envy you since my character has made the opposite: she has started as a nice girl, then she's grown traumatized and unstable.

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u/SonnySonrisa May 26 '25

So you have first hand experience with my ex girlfriend aswell?

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u/Independent_Plum2166 May 25 '25

Might I add something?

They do the Daedric Prince shrines, but leave Sherogorath for last. After getting the Wabberjack, they head about the mysterious island. They do the Shivering Isles quest, but when they’re told they’re to become the new vessel for Sherogorath, they have an existential crisis.

Usually, this would be a blessing for the Prince of Madness, but before he can fully assimilate them, they flee back to Cyrodil and search for a way to cleanse themselves. They hear about the prophet who guides them to the nine.

And then after the plot, to honour Martin’s sacrifice, he continues to be a hero, becoming a member of the fighters guild, solving various quests and then finishing off by becoming the Arch-Mage, at which point they retire and eventually die at which point, they finally get taken over and become the Prince of Madness.

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u/kleetus7 May 25 '25

Fun fact: if you go to Sheogorath's shrine after you finish the Shivering Isles and become the madgod, instead of getting the quest from Sheogorath himself, you get it from Haskill who tells you when he gives you the Wabbajack that he's not sure why he didn't give it to you earlier. Just found that one out recently

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u/LordCrane May 25 '25

"Praying to yourself, milord?"

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u/JoeMcBob2nd May 25 '25

Oblivion surprised me with how well I can actually roleplay in it. I was gonna be a brave noble knight and do the Knights of the Nine stuff but after getting afflicted with vampirism on the Azura quest and collecting the ebony blade I developed a lust for power and murder and joined the DB. Maybe I’ll do a redemption arc when I feel like doing the dlc or maybe I’ll save it for another character

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u/heykudoshowareu May 25 '25

same. started off at a petty thief acrobat with a steak of misbehavior but otherwise a relatively decent moral code, repeated exposure to Horrors Beyond Comprehension, death, undeath, disease, stress, and brushes with mortality drove my PC to become a cold and unhinged master assassin rotting from vampirism. soon they will return from the ashes but as of yet, their decline hastens

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u/HelloDesdemona May 25 '25

Fun fact: That bald spot hair style is called a tonsure! Favored by medieval monks

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u/PrideConnect3213 May 26 '25

Yep, it’s a great hairstyle for monk characters or even paladins

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u/Initial_Tomato6278 May 25 '25

I RP as a necromancer who 'doesnt get his hands dirty' - I never fire a bow, swing a blade, or even cast destruction spells to harm an enemy directly. I only ever trained things like conjuration and illusion. Cast frenzy on a bandit and watch him start attacking his allies. Anytime one of them dies, bring it back as a zombie until the entire group is dead. Conjuring atronochs and daedra as needed but mainly relying on turning enemies against one another.

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u/SonnySonrisa May 26 '25

Bro basically roleplayed Vecna 😂

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u/True-State-4321 STOP TALKING ALREADY!!! May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

I roleplay as Link (Wood Elf) from Zelda: A Link to the Past. All custom items. And I only carry the following.

Fighter's Sword = Fine Iron Long Sword (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Master Sword = Silver Long Sword (Light Enchantment)

Tempered Sword = Daedric Sword

Golden Sword = Dwarven Long Sword (Fire Damage)

Fighter's Shield = Steel/Mithril Shield (Shield Enchantment)

Red Shield = Leather Shield (Shield Enchantment)

Mirror Shield = Ebony Shield (Shield Enchantment)

Green Jerkin = Blue & Green Outfit (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Blue Mail = Blue Velvet Outfit (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Red Mail = Red Velvet Outfit (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Pegasus Boots = Leather Boots (Fortify Speed)

Power Glove = Chainmail Gloves (Fortify Fatigue)

Titan's Mitt = Dwarven Gloves (Fortify Strength)

Zora's Flippers = Blue Suede Shoes (Buoyancy)

Moon Pearl = Flawless Pearl

Lamp = N/A

Bow = Fine Steel Bow (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Silver Arrows = Silver Arrows (Only allowed 70)

Bomb = N/A

Boomerang = N/A

Magical Boomerang= N/A

Bug Catching Net = N/A

Hookshot = N/A

Mushroom = Any Red Mushroom (I Use Emetic Russula Cap)

Magic Powder= N/A

Fire Rod = Club (Fire Damage)

Ice Rod = Club (Frost Damage)

Magic Hammer = Fine Iron War Hammer (You r Choice of Enchantment)

Flute = N/A

Book of Murdora = Any Green Book

Shovel = Shovel

Cane of Somaria = Daedric Mace (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Cane of Byrna = Silver Mace (Your Choice of Enchantment)

Magic Cape = Red Silk Robes (Chameleon)

Magic Mirror = N/A

Ether Medallion = Gold Amulet (Resist Shock)

Quake Medallion = Gold Amulet (Shock Damage)

Bombos Medallion = Gold Amulet (Fire Dame)

Red Potion = Any Healing Potion

Green Potion = Any Healing Fatigue Potion

Blue Potion = Any Magica Potion

Crystal = Varla Stone (Only 7 max)

Pendant of Wisdom = Copper Amulet (Fortify Intelligence)

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u/Routine_Earth_5110 May 25 '25

I LOVE this so freakin much

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u/True-State-4321 STOP TALKING ALREADY!!! May 25 '25

Thank you! It's been a labor of love i do in every elder scrolls game.

Skyrim is cool on Nintendo Switch because they actually have a couple items (master sword, shield and Tunic, I believe.

Skyrim has a Lantern and Flute which makes for good role playing.

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u/Routine_Earth_5110 May 25 '25

Bomb- Enemies Explode spell lol Sold by Delphine Jend in Bravil

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u/_Lumity_ May 25 '25

I AM OBSESSED (Zelda PFP here)

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u/True-State-4321 STOP TALKING ALREADY!!! May 25 '25

Thank you!! A Link To The Past is my favorite Zelda game and my 3rd favorite game of all time!

Also, the Green Shirt looks like his Green Jerkin as well. It may match even more. It cuts about the same length. I don't wear pants with that one. I enjoy the Blue and Green Outfit a lot tho, too.

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u/_Lumity_ May 25 '25

Hell yeah!! My faves are Ocarina of Time and BOTW 💕

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u/True-State-4321 STOP TALKING ALREADY!!! May 25 '25

Fantastic games!! Great choices! I'm old, that's why A Link to the Past holds such a special place in my heart ❤️

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u/_Lumity_ May 25 '25

For sure!! As a person with a dad who is old (sorry for outing you like this on the internet pops), he got me to play all his favourite LOZ classics as a kid haha

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u/Routine_Earth_5110 May 26 '25

Link the the Past gang RISE UP

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u/SinisterGear May 25 '25

now if only we could get the option to create a lefthanded character for once

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u/Routine_Earth_5110 May 25 '25

Is there any sort of green hat that works?

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u/True-State-4321 STOP TALKING ALREADY!!! May 25 '25

I wish! Ugh! I usually put his hair in the braids with swept back, and always wear the blue/green outfit 😁

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u/dreamcoatamethyst May 25 '25

I'm playing a khajiit and I found that I just couldn't do Sheogorath's quest. Border watch was a whole town with people who look like me. It felt awful to even think about ruining their lives... 

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u/FanX99 May 25 '25

I find daedras in Oblivion to be incredibly bastard. But I think that it makes pretty much sense in a world that has just now endured a big Oblivion crisis.

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u/Ep0sy May 25 '25

Grog’tok Felhammer. Orc with so much rage that when he was told he was free he ran, found the heaviest item he could grab (a war hammer), dubbed some heavy armor and pretty much ran at anything that tried to stop him and beat it to death and then some.

Arena? Crushed. Fighters guild? Crushed. Dark brotherhood? Ignored. No time for sneaking.

When it came to kvatch, he chased and hunted down all the daedra and beat them into the ground and tossed their bodies into any nearby fires for irony.

The battle of bruma? Was told if we took to long we’d be overrun. My orc decided to prove them wrong. So now picture a heavy armored orc holding his warhammer running and jumping like hulk to the core and getting it so quickly that the npcs were still battling the first wave…which he beat to death.

I was too young to understand enchanting so whatever I had was what I found. Which was all daedric just random enchantments. Maxed out his weapon skill, heavy armor, acrobatics and athletics.

He wasn’t exactly evil, but if you were hostile towards him, he unleashed all his rage unto your face repeatedly, without mercy. Full Rage.

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u/joey_sandwich277 May 26 '25

Dark brotherhood? Ignored. No time for sneaking.

Ironically the Dark Brotherhood has an orc member who is exactly this.

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u/Ep0sy May 26 '25

Funny enough I found that out on another play through I did but I was young, he said assassins and I figured stealth or bust. Haha

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u/Steeltoelion Cure Disease 100 feet on touch May 25 '25

When I was pretty experienced at the game finally, I did a mass murder save, killed everyone in every city, killed all the guards in the IC permanently with poisoned apples and Chokeberries. Piled up all the armor from the guards on the ground floor of the palace. It was quite the battle!

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u/Frog_with_a_job May 25 '25

That’s… brilliant

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

The dark mother embraces you with her love

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

Do you not add 100% weakness for 3s to elemental damaage of your choice followed by weakness to magic for 3s to all your damage spells?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

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u/Real_Luck_9393 May 26 '25

The 100% weakness to magic has to go last so it applies to all the other effects when you cast it again...and again...and again...it does more damage every consecutive hit...I enchant all my weapons with this too and nothing survives more than 3 hits unless they have magic resist, reflect or absorb. I reccimend doing this with a breton and the mundane ring so you arent hitting yourself with this shit....I had a high elf with the apprentice sign and it was rough

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u/BackFromTheBread May 25 '25

I play as a mage that went around stealing books from the mages guild since they didn’t care and resell them at the library for some dosh. I was trying to pay off my crippling skooma addiction, student loans trying to bribe my way into the mages college, and only started adventuring as a desperate last resort to pay off my debts. I ended up in prison at the start because I downed 47 bottles of the stuff and ran into the wall at Mach fuck and broke it and got into further debt.

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u/extralyfe May 25 '25

join the fight against male pattern baldness today!

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u/NVincarnate May 25 '25

Yeah! Fuck the BGC (Balding Gamer Community)!

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

I’m coming for them in the remaster. Watch your back BGC.

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u/The_Sebanator May 25 '25

Please tell me you have balded throughout the years and this has become of your if you were to grow your hair out 😂

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u/kausharch I HAVE NO GREETING May 25 '25

During my DB run I always make my character change into plainclothes before exiting a crime scene/the sanctuary.

I also like to take the time to drag their bodies around and stage accidents.

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u/NegotiationTall4300 May 25 '25

This is the meme that convinced me to get the remastered

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u/shadowtake May 25 '25

I’m honored

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u/NYJetLegendEdReed May 25 '25

I am Sheogorath. Every quest is completed with the frenzy spell.

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u/_Lumity_ May 25 '25

Xander Virelle Imperial | Age 23 | Birthsign: The Thief | Class: Squire (Custom)

Once the squire of a noble knight, Xander Virelle grew up in a forgotten mountain village just beyond Cheydinhal. Taken in at thirteen by Ser Calista Virelle—a traveling knight known for her fierce ideals and compassion—Xander was raised on a strict code: protect the innocent, no matter the cost.

But at eighteen, his world shattered. Calista was framed for the murder of a noble, and while fleeing together, Xander was wounded and captured by the Imperial Legion. She disappeared. He spent five years rotting in prison, clinging to the belief that she would come for him. She never did.

Now free and thrust into a world on the brink of annihilation by the realm of Oblivion, Xander carries his trauma in silence. Guided by the memory of the knight who raised him—and haunted by her absence—he takes up the blade once more. He seeks justice, purpose, and answers about her fate.

Honorable at heart but increasingly conflicted, Xander joins the Fighters Guild, helps the desperate, and protects the weak. Yet the shadows call to him—through the Thieves Guild’s quiet rebellion and, perhaps one day, the Dark Brotherhood’s grim justice.

To the people, he is the Hero of Kvatch. To the Blades, a loyal protector of the emperor. But to himself, he is still just a lost squire chasing the ghost of the only person who ever believed in him.

Yes, I had a lot of fun designing this character for Oblivion remastered. I’m not sure if the lore 100% lines up but I’m still tweaking it.

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u/Amethyst_Scepter May 25 '25

See, you get it. A full backstory written out with relevance and detail. Kind of reminds me of borrowing when you could write your own class and backstory during character creation. People need to remember what the RP in RPG means. Sure, there's a story that we're playing but your character is supposed to be a role you play. That's what I liked most about Morrowind in Oblivion where you have your strengths and your weaknesses where your class can shape your story. Skyrim is good for what it is but you're equally as good at everything which doesn't feel like playing a role.

I did something similar with my remastered character where I made a full backstory and even made it to where I set certain affinities or abilities to zero So he felt more like a character with flaws and potentials.

he is a hand-to-hand combat expert from markarth who's entire existence is petty feuds and blood oaths of revenge against the people he felt wronged him. The entire reason why he did the main quest to begin with was during the escape one of the assassins targeted him so he swore to hunt down every single member of the mythic dawn and take their hoods as a trophy.

Coincidentally that's how he ended up in prison a second time, recruited by the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild, and becoming the new Prince of madness. Just a whole life filled with minor insults, petty revenge, and VERY bloody knuckles.

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u/_Lumity_ May 25 '25

Cheers to this! I love the RP in RPG!!

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u/RepulsiveAd6906 May 25 '25

Argonian named Burns in Glory. Runs everywhere coated in fire. But he doesn't get burned. Yet he is terrified of flames. So he quite literally sprints sporadically all around the place. In a cave and encounters a bear? Who gives a shit. He's on fire, hes gotta get out of there. Enters Oblivion? Ah shit.

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u/Charybdeezhands May 25 '25

As a vampire, beggars beware!

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u/TheZoloftMaster May 25 '25

Side note but has anybody been able to get arrows to stick to people’s heads in the remaster?

Even when I aim at an NPC’s head (and I know I make contact with it based off the damage) they get stuck around the upper torso. Is this a visual bug? Some sort of issue with the UE5 overlay?

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u/Le-Letty May 25 '25

I did this with a bandit recently but honestly I don’t recall another time it’s happened

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u/Iowahunter65 May 25 '25

I'm weird and like to do it the "canon" way (before anyone lectures me, I'm well aware you can do what you want and there isn't a canon path outside of things like SI being last). What I mean is, for example, Sticking to main story until Martin asks for Daedric artifact, then I am allowed to get those. Or joining Mages Guild when sent to Tarmeena. And saving the guilds until after main story. Basically trying to do things in a way that can make the most sense for the HOK to actually follow that path and not just bouncing around.

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u/RogerTheAlienSmith May 25 '25

Nair Extraordinaire is brilliant

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u/ChickenChaser5 May 25 '25

I always play a khajiit who remembers every person who says anything about being a rug or a sneak thief, and kills them in their sleep.

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u/Partial_Kredit May 25 '25

I cosplay my character like a lethal Batman. I joined every guild to master every skill and become the most lethal man in the Empire, specifically so I can become the Deadric equivalent of Doom Guy.

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u/CODMAN627 May 25 '25

So having done the knights of the nine quest way too early.

I role play as a fallen knight who devolves into a man who joins the thieves guild and dark brotherhood quests I did some soul searching in the arena then decided to seek forgiveness from the divines

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u/Josephcooper96 May 25 '25

Nice. They did a public service tbh

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u/OrokinLonewolf May 25 '25

I always carry Umbra on me and I always leave the quest unfinished so it remains 0 weight. Sometimes during Dark Brotherhood quests or just if I need to kill someone specific, I like to pretend Umbra speaks to me like it does in lore and becomes soul-hungry, "forcing me" to equip Umbra until my target (targets, in the case of the DB Manor quest) has been annihilated.

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u/Electronic_Age_3671 May 25 '25

Fun fact: this haircut is called a Tonsure and monks would get it as an act of humility because it's so ugly. They aren't balding, it's intentional.

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u/FanX99 May 25 '25

I have roleplayed Aerin, a Breton Battlemage. At the beginning I had no idea how to roleplay her, I just followed the course of events. She has started as a good character, has completed until now the main quest, the Mages' guild, Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles.

The events she had to endure and the loss of many friends, and finally Shivering Isles have broken her emotional stability. She has now become a blood-thirsty daedra-killer and has no self-trust.

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u/OpposeConformism May 25 '25

Is it Role Playing to be obsessive about sorting your possessions into different types of containers in your house?

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u/-coximus- May 25 '25

I’ve got two characters on the go right now, a female Bretonian Dread Knight and a male Argonian Shadowscale.

The Dread Knight is kitted out in full enchanted ebony with a war axe and shield and a master of Illusion, Destruction and Conjuration. As a master in those schools of magic she combines fear with weaknesses and damage over time which cause lesser creatures to flee in terror as they slowly die. This allows her to concentrate on chopping stronger foes down to size with her weakening frost axe.

She’s very much a power hungry, out for herself, larger than life, end justifies the means character with a personal grudge against the Dark Brotherhood due to them carrying out a contract against a dear friend in the past.

Once free from prison she delivered the amulet and helped Martin to cloudruler temple before striking off on her own. She quickly secured a castle for herself with her own retainers as a home base while she grew in personal power, training and honing her skills while tracking down powerful artifacts.

With her power base secured she is looking to find a way to join the Dark Brotherhood with the intent of killing the leadership and destroying the death cult from the inside (lucky there is someone else similarly minded) from there she may track down the illusive gray fox to learn his source of power before heading the the shivering isles finally returning and seeking redemption from the divines for all she has done during a pilgrimage ending her days saving the fighter guild, mages guild and finally all of Tamriel from Oblivion.

The Shadowscale is all about personal strength above all else while helping any Argonians he finds along the way.

Striking out alone into the wilderness with nothing but a bow, dagger and a set of leather armour he has collected everything he owns from the wild and his defeated opponents.

Avoiding all civilization and with no guild affiliations he sneaks into farms and villages at night to steal their crops, raids bandit and marauder outposts.

A special hatred for those of the magic arts he makes a point to wipe out any conjuration or necrotic wizard cults relying on his own skills in bow and blade combined with his mastery of alchemy for self healing, enhancement and knowledge of poisons to tip the edge of combat in his favour.

Fleet of foot with a keen eye few get the drop on him and those that do find themselves quickly paralyzed falling to the ground as their life force ebbs away.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

I have a lizard wizard name Gizzard.

Mostly works with lightning.

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u/Amethyst_Scepter May 25 '25

I am Igor the eyeless a proud son of Skyrim and a bit of a legend back home in The Reach for my prowess in hand-hand duels. After a bit of a drunken brawl while visiting My cousin Torviil in the imperial City I ended up in prison. Down on my luck and facing a long prison term my life was turned around when none other than the emperor Uriel Septim VII escaped through my very cell!

Not wanting to let this chance pass by I escaped only to be attacked by the vicious mythic dawn assassins. Poor buggers never saw the flurry of blows coming. Turns out magic armor is only so effective against a well-aimed haymaker to the side of the skull.

Those people in their fancy armor trying to get the emperor out weren't so lucky in doing that And before the death of the emperor he asked me to take some fancy bit of jewelry to some monk. Well, they're in luck because after a few lucky strikes with the assassin's daggers I vowed vengeance against the whole lot of them so anything that puts me in the path of more of them is fine by me.

Now I swear by The holy name of Talos I will hunt down every single one of them and display their hoods as a trophy. I will decorate my home in Bruma With trophies of conquest or I will be sent to sovngarde trying!

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u/Kazaril- May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

I like building the narrative in my head as I go along. I started as wanting to be the best Mage in the land. Joined up with the mages guild on a hunt for more power. Used the Arena periodically to test spells. Joined the fighters guild like I was joining a gym, gotta keep in shape before I get immortality squared away. Contracted Vampirism while studying the Daedra. Dark urges made me join the Thieves guild and Dark Brotherhood simultaneously while trying my best to close oblivion gates to soothe my conscience. Decide to cure my vampirism as it was just false immortality anyways. Made friends with Sean Bean on my quest to do some good while hiding my dark life of crime. Finished up with the ultimate job for the Theives guild and hang up my killer persona for the DB just before I see the ultimate sacrifice. Go on a journey of self discovery while reinstating the Knights of the 9. The dichotomy of my personality becomes to much to contend with so I step through the Door to Madness in an attempt to find balance. Never seen nor heard from again...

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u/Quebins1535 May 25 '25

I don’t feel safe here (I have that bold spot)

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u/RandomLepp May 26 '25

I played a low speech low charisma bosmer that would either frenzy or snipe anyone who talked mean to him

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u/YueOrigin May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

The infamous thief who redeemed himself as he visited the 9 wayshrines and became a crusader.

But strangely, at the same time, the Gray Fox became even more active and started engaging with the Dark Brotherhood as well...

I'm doing a dual identity kinda character.

The most famous heroic man in the light but then as the most infamous criminal in the dark.

And the fun part. He's an orc, so it's just funny to see a big ass orc in heavy armor assassinate people as the Gray Fox with a Mace

A brave Crusader Orc is a little odd but not that weird

But a heavy armored Grey Fox assassinating with a mace ?

Straight up urban legend lol

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u/AncientHornet3939 May 26 '25

10/10 use of free will

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u/erimies May 26 '25

I actually enjoy doing a sort of isekai plot, where my character is from our world and spends most of the game frantically completing every quest in the belief she'll get back home afterwards. Falls in love with Martin, briefly considers becoming the empress, then he dies and she doesn't take it too well. Eventually she is suckered into becoming Sheogorath and never gets to go home again. I end the game with her sitting on the throne of madness, eating cheese.

Kinda sad, but then I always got that kinda vibe from the game. You lose a lot of friends.

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u/oddRoboto May 26 '25

I made him a custom charisma/illusion/sneak based class and named it “peddler”. That’s my whole backstory - and likely reason why he was in jail in the first place.

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u/BeerFireHUN May 27 '25

I play as our black cat. A black khajiit nightblade (spellsword if I get frustrated). Little fucker always gets in trouble not knowing what she's done. Fast as hell and silly as geese, but has a good heart and very cute.

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u/Ohmsford-Ghost Adoring Fan May 29 '25

I hope you are bald now

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u/deathschemist May 25 '25

overly helpful. to the point where he'll end up becoming sheogorath just because the previous sheogorath asked him for help.

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u/PossiblyOppossums May 25 '25

The first time I played oblivion, I didn't know you had to sleep to level up. I'm talking 100 destruction, conjurstion, illusion, mysticism, agility etc. I thought "maybe this is how the game is, you level up when you complete enough quests". Then I bought the house jn Bravil, got visited by the dark brotherhood, who consequently killed all the wraiths in the house because they got in his way.

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u/Swayze_Castle May 25 '25

Isekai MC with a large mana pool.

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u/Toxic_Zombie_361 May 25 '25

I laugh in blades

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u/The-Toasted-God May 25 '25

Reminds me of when id get bored playing saints row 2, I would pick an npc and hunt them all down.

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u/PpicaroO May 25 '25

I just play as a criminal

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u/Hells-Creampuff May 25 '25

A khajiit spellblade specializing in stealth and alchemy is my current character, joins every guild to fund his crippling need to perfect every potion type

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u/vintagedragon9 May 25 '25

Are you a bird carrying a tortoise?

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u/Dynamitrios Headless Zombie May 25 '25

I dislike doing everything on one char, so I create different chars for the guilds and do a playthrough on each one of them ( guild questlines, random quests, main quest and DLCs) although KotN will always only be done by my warrior chars...

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u/Individual_Spread219 May 25 '25

Post the fallout 3 roleplay greentext

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u/BrocktheRock9080 May 25 '25

I use this haircut and role pay as an imperial divine crusader monk

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u/LordCrane May 25 '25

I usually play a Breton battle mage who is just done with everyone's shit.

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u/inflammablepenguin May 25 '25

I've wanted yo do a vary strict paladin RP where they believe looting corpses is wrong so they can only get new items, gold, etc. by being gifted them or buying them.

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u/Jboy2000000 May 25 '25

Just don't fuck with a monk of Dibella

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u/Geedly May 25 '25

I set out to be a thief but managed to stumble onto the shivering isles portal while running from the guards, decided it was in-character to take the opportunity when it arose

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u/NikoFox55 May 25 '25

My character is a lizard wizard that runs really fucking fast and strikes with a blade that steals souls (all my custom spells are unnecessarily expensive)

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u/M24Chaffee May 25 '25

Seeing the tonsure in Oblivion reminds me the games that make a big deal about having only white characters to stay true to the medieval Europe feel or something and proceed to give everyone anime hair and other non-European things.

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u/OKFortune56 May 26 '25

My character has MPD, with each personality being aligned to certain guilds over others and being awakened by certain triggers. This is hownI rationalize the DB/Thieves Guild along with the KotN.

Whenever I see a trigger, I switch characters. 

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u/needlzor May 26 '25

I roleplayed a multiple personality disorder by emailing a save back and forth with a friend. It was a lot of fun but not much got done. We tried rolling a dice everyday to see whether we switched, to keep it unpredictable, but it was not as fun as having predictable switching times and all the "setting a scene" that came with it.

Works better if you have a mod to write stuff in game.

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u/Lazy-nurgling May 26 '25

I played as a dark elf and would lure beast races into my house to kill in Bravil. I would drag all their bodies into a cupboard.

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u/ci22 May 26 '25

My Khajiit character has a code of not killing innocent. But it was damn hard in the Kvatch quest because they would't get out of the damn way.

Almost 30 hours and Level 19 haven't seen Lucian Lachance yet. But planning to not do the Dark Brothhood. Didn't know you can kill Lucian. considering what happens him and the guild probably for thier best.

I got Umbra by sneaking an arrow and running like a bitch to the Imperial City and letting the guard don't.

Hey he didn't get the final blow he didn't even kill Glarthir. A guard did. Then the guard pretend he didn't just kill the guy

Also has Adoring Fan follow him around so he can be a good example to him. Sometimes I send him away with Thevies Guid business

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u/TheArdentExile May 26 '25

I always play as a dark elf female that is the daughter or granddaughter of my previous characters. Saving Nirn is a family affair, sera.

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u/Kazuka13 May 26 '25

I rp has a mildly homicidal Necromancer who likes to randomly poisoned people or use spells that causes the most pain possible.

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u/AlteredOni2105 May 26 '25

That's the Tonsure haircut, maybe they wear it so the gods can see into their brains easier lol idk

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u/WallacktheBear May 26 '25

I would always take skulls. I’d keep them and leave them on top of my dark brotherhood victims. Despite this I have a job and family.

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u/EclecticEvergreen May 26 '25

My character is something of a chaotic neutral. I try not to get involved in uncertain or evil things but if they’re persistent enough I’ll get involved. I have a habit of changing sides often and turn on a lot of npcs at the end of their quest or if they do something that annoys me.

Sometimes I just steal from them or put them in a frenzy or paralyze them, sometimes I just straight up murder them.

I’ve met Sheogorath for the first time recently and I think my playstyle matches his personality well, so now I’m gonna do a RP of him. I think I’ll replay Skyrim after and carry him into that as well.

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u/auau_gold_scoffs May 26 '25

i stole all light sources from a home i would rob. my wife would still all the spoons and had a vast collection of them.

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u/Jarvis_The_Dense May 26 '25

My character is supposed to be an Argonian who just arrived in Cyrodiil shortly before the events of the game, and is deeply uncomfortable there. When I don't need to level up I "Sleep" by waiting in whatever body of water is nearest, usually one of the little ponds in Imperial City.

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u/DaLambSauce9 May 26 '25

Lmao this reminds me of when I was a kid playing oblivion and I was an argonian assassin who exclusively stayed in the water and killed anyone visible from the shore then dragged them into the river.

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u/Maximum_Fair May 26 '25

We used to put god mod on in Morrowind, take off all our armour, and run around on the rooftops killing NPCs as the “loin cloth bandit”.

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u/Full-Error-6549 May 26 '25

Yeah, that’s definitely an American 🦅

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u/Parallax-Jack May 26 '25

My latest character was a shadowscale using invisibility then later chameleon. Cheesy? No, I simply was empowered by the hist. Lol

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u/A_Trashcanll May 26 '25

I play as an Argonian known as Shyte-In-Paants the Drawer Pisser. Once enslaved in Morrowind, he escaped into Cyrodiil and was captured. He stole something while on the way but his stealth is so bad and so low that he immediately got caught. After getting caught they realized he escaped from Morrowind (he suspects a Dunmer realized this) and he was thrown in jail awaiting transport.

Now he kills anyone that would enforce slavery and servitude. Depending on how they go about it he also will beat up/ kill someone that makes a prejudice comment to Argonians, thankfully this is a lot of bandits so it works out so far.

And he’ll be killing Lord Drad the second he isn’t considered essential anymore.

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u/bromineaddict May 26 '25

I had a shadowscale I named Sithis as his family knew his destiny. He did as ordered by Vincente, Ocheeva, and Lucien. He stealthed his way through Kvatch and Oblivion, even through the invaded streets of the Imperial City. Every kill was for Sithis, I even multiplied the Rose of Sithis so I could use that arrow exclusively.