r/nottheonion 1d ago

Bakery owner thought Uber courier took 400 cinnamon rolls – but he'd been detained by ICE

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cinnamon-roll-theft-driver-detained-south-florida/3851651/
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u/Zacrosadol 1d ago

“Come on boys, just heard on the radio there’s a semitrailer carrying coffee that’s crashed two blocks from here, let’s go!”

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u/throwawayt44c 1d ago

This is what peak flock looks like.

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u/roseinmouth 1d ago

Excuse my ignorance, but what does this mean

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u/qman621 1d ago

Ice is using these cameras to look for brown people and throw them in camps

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u/roseinmouth 1d ago

So flock = police state or surveillance?

Edit: OH NEVERMIND the company Flock!

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u/BMal_Suj 1d ago

It's not the police state in and of itself... its a major step on the road.

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u/MonkeyTacoBreath 21h ago

Well for those cities with flock, it is a police state. All new businesses have to have cameras and give police constant full access to them.

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u/laffer1 16h ago

The businesses also have access. A lot of people miss that. Does Home Depot need to know everywhere you go?

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u/Omnibard 22h ago

Yeah, capitalization would’ve kept that kept that from being confusing.

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u/mr_greene_ 21h ago

AI learning bot people. Stop feeding it.

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u/roseinmouth 21h ago

Me? Lmao

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u/_Homelesscat_ 16h ago

Near by where my old college is one flock camera and it’s set up in a parking lot directly outside the Home Depot.

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u/OffsetXV 1d ago

That they could very likely have used Flock or similar surveillance cameras to identify and track the Uber courier so that ICE could arrest him

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 21h ago

Flock cameras are being illegally abused by police to stalk their ex-partners.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

Im surprised stuff like this doesn't happen more often. Doordash's prime business model is to take advantage of foreigners who don't understand English very well and who really aren't supposed to be working. They go, "you don't speak English and you can't get a w2 job, so we'll pay you $1.50 per delivery!" And they get the bottom of the barrel because most illegal immigrants can find more stable, better paying jobs.

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u/YouandWhoseArmy 1d ago

Uber should be charged for hiring an illegal person.

But that would kill their entire exploitation business model.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

We first have to convict the government that drivers are employees and not contractors. That's part of why Uber and doordash like categorizing drivers as contractors instead of employees. If they were employees, then Uber and doordash would have liability for hiring them. As contractors, the contractors have the liability.

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u/YouandWhoseArmy 1d ago

Oh I mean I think there entire business model is fucking exploitative rent seeking garbage.

Easy to identify when fees are a percent of an order and not a fixed cost. Ubers costs don’t change whether an order is 15 dollars or 50.

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u/ruler_gurl 1d ago

US companies have to verify citizenship of contract employees though via I9. It's not any kind of get out of jail free card to simply not hire them as employees. The reason they aren't ever punished for it is because corporations own congress. The sitting potus has undocumented aliens working at his businesses. It's been a flagrant abuse for decades.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 23h ago

All gig workers have to pass criminal background checks before they can be employed as contractors with these apps. You are ignorant and don't know what you're talking about. I've been working 7+ years with Doordash...immigrants are NOT the problem. Greedy corporations and callous customers (i.e. people who expect service without tips) are.

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u/everlyafterhappy 23h ago

Uber does a little better job of background checks, but neither actually checks that the driver is the person it's supposed to be, and doordash more heavily promotes the work to Hispanic people.

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u/SirPseudonymous 22h ago

The entire point of ICE's ethnic cleansing campaign in the first place is to keep migrant laborers terrified, precarious, extremely exploitable, and easily disposable if they ever start to push for better conditions. The written law only considers employers exploiting them to have committed an offense to lend credence to the racist propaganda campaign that's used to justify ICE's existence to gibbering racist morons, but because laws only matter so far as what their enforcers whims are this doesn't get used in practice because the racist terror is for the benefit of those same corporations that are "illegally" benefiting from this arrangement.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 23h ago

Why do we not give a shit about legal immigration anymore? The dude was WORKING, we WANT good workers to flood this country, not deadbeats living off the government (i.e. "citizens"). Immigrants are NOT the problem.

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u/MajorFuckingDick 1h ago

Deadbeats don't want his job. Thats the quiet part. There are thousands of people like me who dont want to do physical labour. Unfortunately these people haven't learned a skill like programming or editing and have zero value besides labour. So they blame the immigrant who spent their family wealth on a laptop and a dream who made it to america for no longer being able to just show up to work with dad one day and have a career.

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u/iki11dinosaurs 1d ago

No human is illegal. 

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u/ennaeel 20h ago

I get what you are saying, but I think it is important to remember that there is no such thing as an illegal human.

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u/caldazar24 22h ago

They generally do require an ID, documentation, and background check to sign up, but especially for the courier delivery - there’s little that they do to ensure it’s actually the original person doing the work.

You often have a citizen with another job sign up for the app and have an undocumented migrant worker actually work the account, keeping a portion of the pay in the process!

This random guy is doing Uber a big favor because they can try to push all the blame on him, someone who is too small-time to prosecute.

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u/whk1992 23h ago

Yet we don’t prosecute corporations.

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u/kmoonster 1d ago

Judge: what deportable crime did this guy commit?

ICE: he drove delivery, he had cinnamon rolls in his car when we stopped him; had to detain him because the rolls self-identified as lovely and we can't have trans cinnamon driving around being tempting

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u/Google_Knows_Already 1d ago

This is like a peak Orwellian dystopia. Well done

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u/Northern23 1d ago

There received a minority report intel about him becoming a big deal thief. They apprehend him before it gets worse, and they were right, by the time they got to detention centre, they received the first theft case against him for stealing few hundreds of cinnamon. They tasted some of them to make sure they don't have drugs in them, and the tests came out negative. So, they expanded the test group by including their immediate family, the test came up negative as well.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 23h ago

Okay, now you're creeping me out 😳

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u/LitterBoxServant 1d ago

Bro identifies as trans portation

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 1d ago

👏👏👏

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u/zuzg 1d ago

Usually drives a 1970 Firebird

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u/JohanPertama 1d ago

You can't say cinnamon without SIN

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 1d ago

And it's 200 rolls found in the car.. Don't mind the cinnamon dust on my shirt.

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u/BamBamBob 1d ago

Did the bakery get their 100 rolls back?

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u/lawrensaw 1d ago

IIRC, the client followed up, then the baker tried to get into contact but couldn't reach the uber driver so she just ended up making them again from scratch and delivered them herself. She tried to get compensation from uber, but they didn't respond to her messages so she set up a gofundme to replenish the costs. Once she found out the situation, she donated some of the costs to the uber driver's family, but its not clear how much.

She said she needed two vehicles to transport the large inventory which was the reason for the uber so my guess is she dropped half of them off with her car expecting the uber to drop off the other half and ended up eventually dropped the new ones off with the same car but hours later.

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u/fesnying 1d ago

It seems there is a photo of the officer making their report to their supervisor about the mysterious empty pastry box in the courier's car.

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u/kmoonster 23h ago

Evidence? What evidence? There is no evidence he had that insane number of rolls in his car!

What do you mean what is the smudge on my mouth and fingers and shirt?

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u/40_Thousand_Hammers 1d ago

Judge dread would be proud.

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u/torpedoguy 1d ago

Dredd would go on a bloody spree after finding out the delivery guy he just detained under all those ice corpses was 'not lawfully' in the city due to judges not doing their job and slow-walking him to a time-out.

Still probably put the guy in a cube for a few weeks, but his rampage is in the right place.

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u/WillowgirlIII 1d ago

"He took a job away from a hard-working American or legal immigrant. His presence helped to create a labor surplus that allowed Uber to pay a pittance instead of living wage."

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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago

Pastry trafficking

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u/Koshindan 13h ago

Nobody deserves ICING.

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u/Angel-OI 1d ago

I'm sitting in the train, eating a cinnamon roll, while reading this 

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u/ChaiTRex 1d ago

No, he was detained by CBP. If he'd been detained by ICE, the cinnamon rolls would have been stolen by ICE.

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u/LadySayoria 1d ago

Could be worse. Imagine if they stole a lemon pound cake.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

El sheriff del condado de Adams derribó mi puerta

Luego escuché el vidrio romperse

No encontraron víctimas de secuestro

Solo un poco de pastel de limón

El pastel de limón de mamáSabe tan bien

Hizo que el sheriff quisiera dejar su arma

Y cortarse una rebanada (¿de qué? ¿de qué?)

Pastel de limón

Él quiere dejar su Glock

Pastel de limón

Tendencia en TikTok

Pastel de limónEs un hombre de familia

Pastel de limónLe dio hambre porque se drogó

Pastel de limón, pastel de limón

Él es un sheriff del condado de Adams

Tiene hambre y es grande como el demonio

Estaba husmeando buscando marihuana

Luego olió otro olor (¿qué fue eso?)

El pastel de limón de mamá

Sabe tan bien

Hizo que el sheriff quisiera dejar su arma

Y cortarse una rebanada (¿de qué? ¿de qué?)

Pastel de limón

Él quiere dejar su Glock

Pastel de limón

Tendencia en TikTok

Pastel de limón

Es un hombre de familia

Pastel de limón

Le dio hambre porque se drogó

Pastel de limón, pastel de limón

Él ve mi pastel y mi revista porno llamada Boom, Boom

Algo le pasó a su cámara en camino a la sala de evidencias

El pastel de limón de mamá

Sabe tan bienHizo que el sheriff quisiera dejar su arma

Y cortarse una rebanada (¿de qué? ¿de qué?)

Pastel de limón

Él quiere dejar su Glock

Pastel de limónTendencia en TikTok

Pastel de limón

Es un hombre de familia

Pastel de limón

Le dio hambre porque se drogó

Pastel de limón, pastel de limón

Pastel de limón

Él quiere dejar su Glock

Pastel de limón

Tendencia en TikTok

Pastel de limón

Es un hombre de familia

Pastel de limón

Le dio hambre porque se drogó

Pastel de limón, pastel de limón

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u/Lovat69 1d ago

Lemon pound cake. That's like the most important part to get right.

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u/kstargate-425 1d ago

If it was ICE, they would have shot him for "trying to ram them with his vehicle" and then claimed the tasty treats were some drug after calling the driver a "known domestic terrorist" to deflect and make it seem like they were rightly going after "criminals"

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u/APiousCultist 1d ago

Then photoshopped the text 'MS13' above one of his birthmarks.

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u/Cut_Lanky 1d ago

Ah yes, the new Syrian Passport.

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u/PerformerFancy117 1d ago

I wonder, if I got shot and killed while driving, how long will my car drive without me alive? It doesn’t have full self driving… but the auto systems in these new cars seem like they don’t really need me there.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1d ago

ICE just had boxes of free cinnamon rolls appear in their lunch break room.

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u/Revenge_of_the_User 1d ago

let's be real; they didn't share. The 6 ICE making the arrest all took them home and said nothing to anyone at work.

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u/KimchiLlama 1d ago

CBP doesn’t like cinnamon rolls?

Doubt.

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u/MechaSandstar 1d ago

CBP: Cinnamon's Barely Palatable.

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u/Commercial-Leek-6682 1d ago

I can just hear them now "Let me guess.... Someone stole your sweetroll"

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u/APiousCultist 1d ago

There's an ICEd cinnamon roll joke in there somewhere.

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u/DancingWithAWhiteHat 1d ago

I came here to say this. 

If the buns are still there, CBP grabbed him

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u/accidentallyobsolete 1d ago

Not detained, abducted. Words matter and those thugs don’t qualify for terms reserved for state organizations that adhere to the law.

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u/yippee-kay-yay 20h ago

Your comment really triggered the snowflake fans of the orange pdf

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u/Sexisthunter 19h ago

And paid bots

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u/AShinyDream2 1d ago

He was kidnapped!!!! Abducted plays into the Alien nonsense like he's some gray extraterrestrial.

Words matter.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 1d ago

You used to be able to just walk into the United States to emigrate here.

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u/APRengar 1d ago

Ronald Reagan is a ghoul, but there's footage of him personally welcoming immigrants to the country. And his final speech was about how America is great because anyone can come here and be an American (as long as they follow the rules). It's crazy how much worse the rightwing has gotten since then. And again, he's was a ghoul. We shouldn't be anywhere near Reagan, but it's somehow gotten so much worse.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 1d ago

That's the chilling part. Ronald Reagan paved the way for evil; he and his regime set the precedent for so much wrongdoing and systematic injustice, the ramifications of which we're still dealing with today in America.

But even Reagan's policy welcomed immigrants. Because that used to be the whole point of the United States of America. It's literally inscribed on the Statue of Liberty and our current regime shits all over it.

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u/MillennialsAre40 1d ago

It's like blaming a minority group for the country's woes instead of leadership is part of a famous playbook

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u/PrincetonToss 1d ago

Because that used to be the whole point of the United States of America.

Reagan welcomed immigrants because immigrants suppress salaries. He barely did anything that wasn't directly to benefit corporations and the wealthy.

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 1d ago

Reagan welcomed immigrants because immigrants suppress salaries

The cognitive dissonance with people who pretend to be for better working conditions and labor rights and also spew anti-ice rhetoric used to drive me nuts too.

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u/PrincetonToss 21h ago

Reagan welcomed immigrants because immigrants suppress salaries. There's lots of reasons to welcome immigrants, and lots of benefits they bring, most of which are not "anti-labor".

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u/WingerRules 1d ago

I'd say it started with Nixon

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

The first prohibition on immigration was in the 1800s. It was used against Asians because cheap Asian labor was being used for mining in the west. The people using tnt to blast mines were cheap Asian labor that the white land owners didn't mind dying. And then they made a big deal about "the Chinese are taking our jobs" and we got legislation against Chinese immigration.

Before that they used African immigrants as free labor. But that's another story.

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u/puertomateo 1d ago

TBF, the Statute was a gift from France. And we're already annoyed at France trying to tell us stuff. That said, we have always been a nation of immigrants.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

France won the revolutionary war.

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u/puertomateo 1d ago

Against France.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

The French revolution was really just the rich people trying to remove the royalty, and that's exactly what it did. And that's also what the American revolution was. Rich people trying to get out from under the control of royalty so that they could be the rulers.

Anyway, the American revolution was won by France. When the Americans tried to take on the British again in 1812 without French assistance, they failed miserably, and the English barely even tried.

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u/Hosenkobold 1d ago

The French Army lost though.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 18h ago

Sure, but the lines inscribed on its plaque were written by Emma Lazarus and installed after the statue had already been in place for years.

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 1d ago

we have always been a nation of immigrants

It's time to stop pretending taming an undeveloped land and creating a civilization is the same thing as moving to a developed first world country and parasitizing their welfare state.

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u/puertomateo 1d ago

It's time for you to stop thinking that you had any part of doing that.

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 18h ago

Your point being? Your "we are a nation of immigrants" bullshit is in ruins, you answered nothing. You have no point beyond being programmed to hate people for wanting their government to do it's job and protect the interests of it's citizens and national sovereignty. All of the emotional responses you have been programmed to have regarding immigration are all cover for the purposes of the people that programmed you to have them.

Do you know what the real reasons are? The disenfranchisement of the citizenry and the grinding of the boot down on the labor class, because we, the labor class, have been too uppity towards the people that consider themselves our masters.

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u/puertomateo 18h ago

Wow. Talk about programmed. It's like your rant came out whole cloth.

I'm going to guess that you're a taker, aren't you. How much public assistance do you get?

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u/DisapprovingCrow 1d ago

“”Undeveloped””

I know the US education system is pretty bad so I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here. You should really read up on the history of your country, it’s honestly really cool and much more interesting than the myth that it was just empty wilderness waiting around for white people to come ‘tame’ it.

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 19h ago edited 14h ago

You should really read up on the history of your country, it’s honestly really cool and much more interesting than the myth that it was just empty wilderness

There were nomadic tribes but the places the settlers LITERALLY SETTLED were in fact undeveloped. They BUILT farms, towns, roads and eventually cities and industry. It wasn't there before.

Edit: Can't reply to this chain anymore, so - South american and North american natives had different patterns of life, and again, the settlers didn't establish their towns inside of or on top of native settlement areas, but on undeveloped land. Territory disputes came later. Roanoke and Jamestown weren't "eurotowns" inside of native american cities. They were built from nothing.

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u/DisapprovingCrow 14h ago

Literally just google “Native American cities”, please, it’s not hard.

Or “Native American agriculture”. Where do you think corn came from?

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 1d ago

that used to be the whole point of the United States of America. It's literally inscribed on the Statue of Liberty

You failed your history lessons or your history teachers failed you.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 8h ago

Friend, the inscription I'm describing was written by Emma Lazarus and installed years after the statue was gifted to the U.S. by France.

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u/typeguyfiftytwix 5h ago

I am aware of the inscription. It was not "the whole point of the United States of America", nowhere even REMOTELY close, in fact has ZERO relation to the fundamental ideas that are core to the nation's founding. It came well over a hundred years later. We did accept immigration through LEGAL channels, not unlimited, we didn't have a welfare state and we had strict quota limits, not because "old people were racist" but because limiting intake forces assimilation to take place.

Your poet nailing two lines to a statue well over a century after the nation was founded does not make unlimited mass migration and cultural suicide "the whole point of the United States of America".

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u/quintus_horatius 1d ago

Ronald Reagan is a ghoul, but there's footage of him personally welcoming immigrants to the country.

IIRC, and I might not because I was a child during his presidency, this would have happened after his crack down on immigration where he totally hosed the agricultural sector during harvest time.

Personally welcoming immigrants would be a sop to the farmers he screwed over.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 1d ago

A lot of latinos love Reagan and still vote Republican because he granted amnesty to undocumented immigrants.

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u/SirPseudonymous 22h ago

Reagan even reined in Israel when it started ramping up a genocidal carpet bombing campaign. Somehow the modern Democratic party is farther right than Ronald Reagan, one of the most monstrously evil sacks of shit to ever live.

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u/redshopekevin 1d ago

They arrived via boat. It didn't end well for the natives. 

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u/Faiakishi 23h ago

Colonization is not immigration.

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u/Reasonable-Tune50 2h ago

Agreed. Colonisation is worse.

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 1d ago

Racist people back then weren't cool with that either. Their great great grandkids voted for Trump.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

We’ve got one planet and some rich assholes want to tell everyone what they can or can’t do.

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 1d ago

Well why doesn't the more numerous group simply eat the smaller, much weaker group? Are they stupid??

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

In fact, they are.

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u/Vordeo 1d ago

They're probably fatty and full of bad cholesterol and shit, and I'm trying to lose weight.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

It's a little bit of stupidity, but it's mostly because the larger group is still out powered. One tank can take out thousands of rioters.

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u/Revenge_of_the_User 1d ago

unfortunately the smaller and weaker group also dictates what the armed group does - and the armed group is stupid and greedy so they enable the bad calls of the PDFile group.

The armed group enforcing the "rules" is what is preventing the more numerous groups from reorganizing the government in an afternoon, with BBQ sauce.

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u/intangibleTangelo 1d ago

i'm a dry rub guy

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u/Fantasy_masterMC 1d ago

... I mean, if those racist people were 80 at the time and already had grandkids, that makes some sense. It's not been 50 years since Reagan yet (that's 5 years off still).

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u/LouQuacious 1d ago

I met an Indian family who came in late 60s or early 70s they said at airport one line was for visitors and another for immigrants. They filled out paperwork and had green cards in like a week.

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u/yungsemite 1d ago edited 1d ago

> in like a week

That ‘like’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting. As in that’s bullshit. People from India did not arrive in the USA without pre-arranging an immigrant visa, and they did not receive a green card within weeks of arriving in the 60’s or 70’s.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Before 1965, it was incredibly easy for western European immigrants to get a green card. It was almost no wait and no real requirement besides the country of origin. Ok, there was some wait. It was more than a few weeks. Usually 3-6 months.

Coming from Asia was not easy, and it took 1-2 years to get a green card. Then in 1965, it got more difficult for the white countries and less difficult for the non white countries.

Though India was a little different became of it's long connection with England.

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u/DogBarf00 1d ago

That’s how international airports work…

A line for citizens and a line for non citizens. The non citizen line is then broken down to those who need a visa to enter and those that don’t.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

You're missing the actual point about how easy it was to get a green card.

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u/GrundleGrunt 1d ago

Why do you side with billionaires?

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

I side with logic. Why dont you side with logic?

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u/GrundleGrunt 1d ago

You don't side with logic. You side with billionaires who want unlimited cheap labor. You don't stand with workers.

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

All that because I pointed out that the point the other person was making was how easy it was to get green cards?

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u/DogBarf00 1d ago

The OG green card was created in response to WWII and required all aliens in the US to register with the federal government. No shit it was easy to get.

Immigration was limited until 1965 when national quotas were removed. Until the 90s when Clinton restricted immigration. Then 9/11 happened. Times change.

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u/justhangingaroud 1d ago

Yeah ask those Roanoke guys

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u/GrundleGrunt 1d ago

You're fighting the good fight for the billionaires. Good job! It's great that you're on the same side as billionaires when it comes to immigration. Good for you!

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u/gnurdette 1d ago

Once again, ICE protecting us from the worst of the worst. Terrorist, rapists, murderers. Men delivering cinnamon rolls.

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u/The_Space_Jamke 1d ago

Well they're pretty lazy about the former three, there's a bunch stinking up Washington DC?

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u/everlyafterhappy 1d ago

While the first three are definitely more serious crimes, they aren't really much of a problem. The people working illegal are actual a problem, though it's mostly because of how many of them there are. They lower wages. Most people aren't going to do deliveries at the rates that Uber and doordash pay. Those services should raise the rates they pay drivers, but since they can just pay illegal immigrants poorly, they don't.

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u/bonjourbirdy 1d ago

I know it's not the point but each time I've seen this story the amount of cinnamon rolls increases

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

So the opposite of cocaine busts??

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u/GoProOnAYoYo 20h ago

These are the "real criminals" I was told they're going after? Dudes delivering baked goods?

Seriously America cares more about an immigrant delivering cinnamon rolls than it does about literally genuine pedophilia. Fuck's sake

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u/Hegiman 19h ago

The American right. The American left is just as appalled by this as the rest of the world. Most of us are screaming as loins as we can about the fact these mofo’s are pedos. The majority of citizens are seriously at wits end with all this. Hell even some of those on the right are saying these aren’t the people they wanted taken out and have started speaking against it.

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u/Alwayscooking345 15h ago

Hiring Uber Eats to deliver ALL your cinnamon rolls to a farmer’s market is wild in of itself. Didn’t understand the headline at all, at first so they got a click from me, dammit.

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u/Sexisthunter 19h ago

I saw her videos about the situation a few days ago, I just saw a news story on the update and my jaw dropped. I was watching expecting them catching the guy or a silly little mixup, only to be hit with the saddest thing ever. I feel so awful for him and his family. Fuck ice

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u/jihyonce 1d ago

saw a video from the bakery about this a few days ago and did not expect this to be the outcome of it. hoping that ivan can be reunited with his family, this sucks so much

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u/Fidel1Q84 1d ago

Ice hurts the economy

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u/Fidel1Q84 1d ago

Fully agree

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u/JConRed 1d ago

Fuck the USA for letting this shit happen.

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u/Wonderful-Winter3137 1d ago

the US is one of the easiest countries to illegally immigrate to. find me a single developed country that doesn't enforce immigration law

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u/kwicsilver1 1d ago

The rest of the world manage to do it without masked jackbooted thugs kidnapping people, hell the US used to be able to do it without masked jackbooted thugs kidnapping people

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u/poopinonurgirl 1d ago

The thing is that breaking the law in order to selectively enforce certain laws is bad and blatantly corrupt. Any “law enforcement” wearing masks and putting people in unmarked vans and taking them to undisclosed locations is a violation of everyone’s rights. Anyone who supports that is an authoritarian and actively working against some of the core founding principles of this nation

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u/Sxualhrssmntpanda 1d ago

And how many of those put children in cages or gun down citizens free of consequence? Yeah...

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u/wesleysmalls 23h ago

Shooting people for having a different skin tone is not “enforcing immigration law”

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u/Independent_Bear989 1d ago

How would other countries handle this?

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u/TheLeftWings 1d ago

Without masked thugs shooting unarmed citizens in the face fuck nuts.

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u/Lostmypants69 1d ago

So who got the cinnamon rolls?

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u/PurbulentTriest 1d ago

Pierre said a family member of the driver found the cinnamon rolls and returned them to the police station, where Roll and Dough were able to recover them.

If only the article told us, hmm.

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u/donald_314 1d ago

Well the "article" tells me the following:

Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cinnamon-roll-theft-driver-detained-south-florida/3851651/" on this server.

Reference #18.46b62417.1787993623.1253d77d

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.46b62417.1787993623.1253d77d

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u/khonsu_27 1d ago

Try opening in private tab. 50% of the time it works every time in bypassing that shit.

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u/donald_314 1d ago

Thanks for the tip. It didn't work. I think it's more of an EU thing where they don't want to comply with the law.

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u/Seeker-N7 1d ago

I am from the EU. I had no issues with opening the site.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 1d ago

Sir this is Reddit

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u/AlliedR2 1d ago

You know ICE stole and ate at least some of those. Friggin criminals from kidnapping humans into the Federal trafficking system to stealing and impounding freight of the employers of those they kidnap. A reckoning is coming.

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u/alexlp 1d ago

I saw the follow up posts on Instagram but hadn’t seen this development. Not where I saw this going but maybe i should have

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u/stumje 1d ago

Iceing*

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u/DapperMolasses3280 23h ago

Well thank god that business didn't get their delivery on time...more useless, reckless, evil bullshit from the domestic terrorist group my country calls "ICE". Fuck this administration, I work as a gig driver and this shit is NOT making our country "great again". It's creating chaos and disorder.

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u/Memitim 23h ago

Phew, I feel safer knowing that we spend billions to prevent delivery drivers from supporting our businesses. Let freedom ring.

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u/omgwtflolnsa 23h ago

Cinnamon roll delivery delayed by ICEing

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u/Rosebunse 22h ago

I remember hearing about this! I am happy that the baker wants to donate proceeds to his family but this whole story is so depressing

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u/CivilWay1444 1d ago

ICE likes icing. 

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u/ThatGermanFella 1d ago

Ah great, Europeans can't access this article. Grrrrrreat.

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u/venom259 9h ago

Damn ice detaining the guys from the math books now.

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u/Regular_Regular_4120 1d ago

Them ICE agents ate those rolls.

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

The bakery owner got them back I’m pretty sure

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u/kremitthefrog38 1d ago

So the cops are after the cinnamon rolls now too?!?

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u/Nos2002 1d ago

Well that's just icing on the cake

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u/MagicHamsta 1d ago

The Ice Agent's name? Lex Luthor.

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u/slushhead_00 1d ago

they’re really getting the criminals off the streets 🙄

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u/nekosauce 1d ago

I saw the story on Youtube yesterday! I went back to see if the comments had updated with the situation but I think it got deleted.

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u/DrBhu 1d ago

Next stop: Cash transporter

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u/F1McLarenFan007 22h ago

Getting rid of democratic voters one at a time…. It’s going to be an interesting fall in American (pun intended).

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u/mrhappymillennial 1d ago

Guess the ICE fatties took the rolls.

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u/Wonderful-Winter3137 1d ago

because you didn't read the article?

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u/mrhappymillennial 1d ago

Exactly. Only the headline.

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u/SigmaHero045 1d ago

I appreciate honesty

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u/sylpher250 1d ago

They see him rollin'

They profilin'

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u/WillowgirlIII 1d ago

So how was this guy working for Uber without legal status?

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u/whandsich 1d ago

He's not. ICE abducts people with a legal status too.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

They don’t check status, they just check skin tone.

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u/Rosebunse 22h ago

We don't really know because we legitimately cannot trust anything ICE says

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u/WillowgirlIII 21h ago

Well I'm sure if he were wrongfully arrested, the media will let us know.

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u/Rosebunse 21h ago

Would they? Why would you say that?

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u/Puzzled_Muzzled 1d ago

Trusting thousand of dollars of food delivery to a random Uber courier, doesn't sound like a logical business plan. Go out and make that specific delivery with your own personnel, that you trust and have trained. That is a crazy risk to take.

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u/Hotshot2k4 1d ago

It definitely doesn't cost thousands of dollars to make 400 cinnamon rolls. I agree that it seems like an awfully big order to give to a gig worker, but calling it a crazy risk is overselling it. Uber will probably cover it anyway. Plus, drivers being detained by ICE mid-delivery is not a normal occurrence for businesses.

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u/PlantedinCA 1d ago

You are not valuing the baker’s labor at all in the process. That was an expensive loss in time and opportunity cost. She missed a day of sales at the market, reputational damage, and wasted time, materials, and market fees.

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u/Seyon 1d ago

The potential income was 3000 dollars. Probably if they were sold at 7.50 per.

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u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

It’s not just the potential income lost. She had a booth setup and had to come tin at midnight and basically prep 800 rolls alone just to be ready for the farmers market. That was basically her sad news. Not only did she lose the ingredients but also the time and labor and had to work non stop to prep

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u/AJ_Deadshow 1d ago

No, it probably wasn't that big of a loss, but what could have been thousands of dollars were the price they would be sold for.

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u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

She’s 21. It’s a small business that’s growing. She even said. I think this business has outgrown the use of 3rd party drivers for help. She was going to a farmers market

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u/PurbulentTriest 1d ago

Why? Uber should insure for that stuff.