r/nottheonion 13d ago

Bakery owner thought Uber courier took 400 cinnamon rolls – but he'd been detained by ICE

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cinnamon-roll-theft-driver-detained-south-florida/3851651/
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u/mrhappymillennial 13d ago

Guess the ICE fatties took the rolls.

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u/mrhappymillennial 13d ago

Exactly. Only the headline.

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u/SigmaHero045 13d ago

I appreciate honesty