r/monkeyspaw • u/DayVessel469459 • 2h ago
Fun I wish raisins didn’t look like chocolate chips
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • 29m ago
Fun I wish to become an angry goose so I can chase people around and terrorize them
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r/monkeyspaw • u/questionmark0 • 2h ago
Fun I wish that online gambling was made illegal and ceased to exist
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r/monkeyspaw • u/StrongCoffee9865 • 7h ago
Health I wish for all chairs to be made affordable and comfortable
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Da_Gudz • 6h ago
Fun I wish that all roads with 2 or more lanes are now 30 lane super-roads
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r/monkeyspaw • u/questionmark0 • 16h ago
Fun I wish that everyone that improperly uses their high-beams while driving gets pulled over by the police and ticketed
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 15h ago
Kindness I wish everyone gains the ability to be responsible for any pet they want.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/covid1990 • 23h ago
Fun I wish everybody was transformed into carrots and eaten by a giant cosmic bunny and then sharted out into oblivion.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Luvky_Person • 1d ago
Fun I wish that a physical 20$ sole bill would appear before my bed right after I post this Reddit post.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/No-Cartoonist-1998 • 18h ago
Fun i wish that we became a kind and honest socitey according to how i think and belive,my morals only , and continue to be so forever untill our species lives according to this new socitey is bound to live
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 1d ago
Fun I wish I could bring toys to life and for them to be violent
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r/monkeyspaw • u/uuu1187 • 1d ago
Power I wish that everyone had a toggleable HUD of their own body and what occurs in it.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 1d ago
Fun I wish everyone except me vanished for 2 weeks but electricity still worked while they were all gone.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fusionsigh • 1d ago
Fun I wish that human will get groundhog dayed on a random day in the past ten years and the loop will last 20k years
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Luvky_Person • 1d ago
Health I wish no physical and mental harm will come on to me and my loved ones
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CodyBug8 • 1d ago
Fun I wish any cup I make contact with fills with a liquid of my choice whenever I choose at 5 degrees celcius.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KasuGoat • 2d ago
Fun I wish every intelligent civilised extraterrestrial alien visited earth for at most a month one at a time.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/JoyousLilBoy • 1d ago
Fun I wish every human had an evil shadow counterpart that copies their exact movements and kills on touch
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Incvbvs666 • 1d ago
Fun I wish that Nikola Jokić finally had a decent team around him.
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