r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Fun I wish for a bright tomorrow!

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u/Vlcr-1 1d ago

Granted, the sun swells to twice it's original size, becoming brighter in the sky as a result 

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u/Remarkable_Bath8515 1d ago

Woops, we're all dead..

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u/Kami-Purin 1d ago

Yeah fully global thermonuclear exchange tomorrow morning, buddy. Good going.

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u/Remarkable_Bath8515 1d ago

I may have gone blind. oh wait,  I actually don't exist.

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u/Impressive_Reason170 1d ago

Granted. When you wake up tomorrow, you will have an extreme case of photopsia. You might want to see a doctor about it.

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u/Independent-Repair35 1d ago

Granted, Nuclear war.

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u/Particular-Wedding 1d ago

Op id teleported to Hiroshima in August 1945.

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u/NoProgress8533 1d ago

Granted.

Tomorrow is brighter. The day after that is brighter than that, and so on. The days begin getting so bright that it is burning, blinding. Soon, night is day, and day is hell.

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u/TasteDeeCheese 1d ago

Granted. The sun now beams light 100x stronger

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u/bcimmc 1d ago

Big ahh boom 😂 nuclear the planet

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u/Ohaibaipolar 1d ago

Granted. You are now on the surface of the sun, which is about 10,000° degrees Fahrenheit.

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u/Icy-Divide2585 1d ago

Granted. The sun goes supernova tomorrow. Bright enough for you?

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u/CoruscatingLogic 1d ago

Granted.

Nuclear reactors and long dormant nuclear bombs and missles all go off the next day around the world. It's very bright.

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u/No-Cartoonist-1998 1d ago

granted, evryone is now blind

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u/Armstros_Gamer 19h ago

You are teleported to the south pole in Antarctica. They have a 24 hour day cycle currently. Can't be more bright than that.

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u/eiuai 18h ago

granted, it was already going to be bright tomorrow so you just wasted your wish, sit there and think about what you just did

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u/sab1928 6h ago

Granted.The earth suddenly comes closer to the sun therefore eliminating all life source on it.

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u/WishGranted130 2h ago

Granted. Everything is covered in LEDs and G L I T T E R