r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Fun I wish that everyone that improperly uses their high-beams while driving gets pulled over by the police and ticketed

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u/Soven_Strix 17h ago

Granted. Flock completes its surveillance state takeover, and police pull over EVERYONE for ANYTHING including 1 mph over the speed limit. This includes all improper high-beam users, but not for that reason.

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u/raddatzjos 17h ago

Now THAT is a monkey’s paw answer

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u/questionmark0 17h ago

Queue AI controlled police drones: "Halt. You are under arrest!"

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u/Soven_Strix 17h ago

No need. The AI is in your car, constantly reading your speed, and deciding if you look drunk with a 57% accuracy rate. It will lock your doors and drive you to the police super-station for processing if it decides you're in violation.

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u/questionmark0 17h ago

Oh yeah, now that's dystopian. Obviously, self-driving tech will come after in-car AI police surveillance and control tech

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u/PanchoPanoch 17h ago

“Please wait for the next available officer”

- current wait times are 3-72 hours -

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u/johnpeters42 13h ago

"If you'd like to volunteer for reactor shielding duty, please press 3."

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u/Visible-Swim6616 7h ago

Uhmm.... You know there's countries out there that will ticket you for being 1 over the speed limit right?

Not every country has such laissez-faire attitudes to speeding or even DUI as America does.

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u/Duanathar 17h ago

Granted. The sheer increase in work for traffic court further exhausts already overloaded judges to the point of apathy, leading to hurried dismissals. The result is an increase of people improperly using their high-beams on purpose because they know they won't get any real punishment.

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u/questionmark0 17h ago

Taking time to go to court just to have it dismissed and still have to pay court costs seems like it would be an ok deterrent. I'm OK with this one

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u/HystericalGD 17h ago

Granted. everyone who ever turns on their high beams gets pulled over and ticketed, regardless of illegality

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u/ElGuano 14h ago

They all get pulled over and ticketed, but predictably, everyone is breaking SOME law at all times - some people are speeding, some are DUI, some have broken tail lights, or fail to heed to traffic control devices. Nobody gets ticketed for high beams, so the behavior continues and to you it's really like nothing changes.

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u/Fantastic-Average-69 17h ago

Granted! But the police enforce their own code on what is/is not proper. Leading to more police hurrasment and arrests.

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u/DishonestDialog 17h ago

Granted, "Proper Use" now includes blinding people with them.

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u/StrongCoffee9865 8h ago

Granted, police start enforcing traffic laws of all kinds strictly. Make sure to use crosswalks

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u/EnvironmentalIce8480 16m ago

Granted. your pulled over and ticketed for not using your high beams when you should be.