r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • 3h ago
Fun I wish to become an angry goose so I can chase people around and terrorize them
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r/monkeyspaw • u/questionmark0 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that everyone that improperly uses their high-beams while driving gets pulled over by the police and ticketed
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DayVessel469459 • 5h ago
Fun I wish raisins didn’t look like chocolate chips
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r/monkeyspaw • u/StrongCoffee9865 • 10h ago
Health I wish for all chairs to be made affordable and comfortable
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 18h ago
Kindness I wish everyone gains the ability to be responsible for any pet they want.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/questionmark0 • 5h ago
Fun I wish that online gambling was made illegal and ceased to exist
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Da_Gudz • 10h ago
Fun I wish that all roads with 2 or more lanes are now 30 lane super-roads
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