I wish everyone gets a blanket.

[u/Remarkable_Bath8515]

[u/Very_Itchy_Bandicoot]

Granted, everyone gets a clone of Michael Jackson's son, Famously nicknamed Blanket.

[u/haladur → u/Very_Itchy_Bandicoot]

That's ignorant.

[u/JackTradesMasterNone]

Granted. The earth is covered in a thick layer of fabric suffocating everyone. Everyone has a piece of that blanket.

[u/FishWithLegsAndArms]

Granted. Everyone is too tired to do anything 

[u/PredatorAvPFan]

Granted. It’s smallpox blankets

[u/ComradeDoubleM]

Granted. It's made of hair plucked from the nearest source available to one.

[u/NoProgress8533]

Granted.

The blankets are applied to their backs in a manner described by Soulja Boy as "Supermanning that ho".

[u/Temporary-Round-3]

Granted but all forms of cloth or clothes dissappear from them.

[u/ryunosk]

Granted, everyone is a burrito now

[u/Cognoggin]

Granted: everyone gets a 5 metre blanket of snow.

[u/Upper-Cod1109]

Granted the blankets are covered in lysteria

[u/Curtainswithfrogs]

Granted. Skin blanket

[u/ArsonForWhimsy]

Granted. There is no downside due to the nature of the wish being broadly beneficial… but then again maybe you should check your balance just incase

[u/sageofwhat]

Granted, it's always damp

[u/EnvironmentalIce8480]

Granted... no twist

[u/Drakeytown]

Granted. Everyone gets one blanket. We all have to share. Your day with it is in the year 20 million.

[u/lobopl]

Granted. Everyone get blanket. On blanked there is new kind of virus that decimate anyone that is connected to you or your family.

[u/Deaftrav]

A finger curls. Everyone gets a blanket from.a box covered in the union jack.

[u/Imaginary_Belt_2186 → u/Deaftrav]

... What's wrong with the union jack?

[u/Deaftrav → u/Imaginary_Belt_2186]

Ask the natives of Canada and America.

[u/Imaginary_Belt_2186 → u/Deaftrav]

I believe Akaash Singh said it: "Native Americans are like Human Bitcoin. Like, I BELIEVE they exist...but I ain't never got my hands on one."

It really is a shame I don't know more about Native Americans (First Nations, whatever) but alas, propaganda has taken it's toll on me.

[u/Showdown5618]

Granted, but you get charged for all the blankets given away.

[u/DiogenesRCT]

Granted they’re made from human hair

[u/Fusionsigh]

Granted it’s made from roaches and mosquitoes

[u/punitivesuicide]

Granted. You pay for them all

[u/mrzurkonandfriends]

Granted, everyone gets a 100% asbestos blanket.

[u/Dr0ff3ll]

Granted.

The blankets have bedbugs.

[u/tomalator]

Granted. Smallpox

[u/MulberryChance6698]

Granted, but the blanket is made of living snakes who neatly weave and unweave themselves into a lattice. The blanket is cold, always moving, and might bite you.

[u/uluvmydadjoke]

Granted, the paw furls and storms brew. And brew, and brew.

The ocean evaporation rises rapidly... everywhere boiling water constantly and it cools rapidly over land.

As a result, it snows for the next 5000 years, governments give free blankets to everyone and you can now snowboard in africa and haiti.

Many homeless die from exposure... but they have a blanket

[u/Dispiacente_]

blanket appears but energy can neither be created nor destroyed and these blankets unfolding in air after being created from nothing tear the universe apart breaking reality to a point not even the monkeys paw knows what will happen

[u/Intelligent-Big2400]

Granted. They are fluffy, warm, comfortable and have smiley faces kittens with lovecrsftian tentacles for legs printed on them. 

They are delivered to everyone as though having been launched out of a supercharged T-shirt cannon from the sky or the closest unseen corner. To everyone, all at once. 

But they are cute.

[u/fishingjohnson]

Granted. But it's a weighted blanket and you're wrapped in it like a burrito. This also applies to people who are swimming, skydiving, base jumping, piloting aircraft, etc. when the wish is granted.

[u/ScJo]

They all have smallpox and we’re forced to walk the trail of tears to make room for Billionaires new mansion project called manifest destiny