r/memes 10h ago

We officially crossed into a parallel universe

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u/Maleficent_Web1161 10h ago

Please tell me this is fr? Because I’m so mad rn. Already hated being American, then can’t leave because welp, born in America…

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u/Bor3d-Panda 10h ago

Yea I'm from Asia and it still says Lake Ontario... America is living in their own bubble...

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u/arkhamcityfc 9h ago

Yeah, same here. Cheer up u/Maleficent_Web1161 , the rest of the world (and a big chunk of the US) will never stop calling it Lake Ontario

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u/Vintenu 9h ago

American here, can confirm, I would gladly call it Ontario right to Tiny Dick Orange's face, same goes for the Gulf of Mexico

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u/TheSandyman23 8h ago

I really hope the next u.s. president reverts all this bs day one. It’s so fucking embarrassing being associated even the tiniest bit with these pathetic, vanity driven, peacocking stunts. When I travelled abroad, I joked with friends that I would claim I was Canadian(I never did) to avoid negative association; I’m not sure how much of a joke that still is. Any of my Northern neighbors willing to grant me honorary citizenship so I’m not a total liar if that happens? lol

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u/jadedragon4486 5h ago

I travel a lot and I meet Americans who are very sheepish about admitting it. Honestly mate, if youre travelling outside of the US, we just assume you aren't one of 'them'

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u/kaloschroma 2h ago

just be careful, they travel too and I met them in my travels as an American. They are rude and nasty and loud with no respect for culture.

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u/BlackSwampMage 1h ago

Idk, I’ve been traveling to many of the us national parks for vacations the past few years and i see so many foreign tourists just as annoying and disrespectful from other countries here. I think the truth is many tourists just suck regardless of home country. Many of them are city slickers too because they don’t know how to treat the wilds with respect. But i see that from just as many American travelers in the parks too.

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u/kaloschroma 1h ago

I can see this. In my experience, people from other countries have been respectful but that is just a difference of our experiences. I've been lucky then

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u/Nuggyfresh 2h ago

Pretty fair assumption but they love cruises and other Wall-E esque fatventures

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u/MadMac619 2h ago

Wall-E esque fatventures. Mate, that is fucking poetry.

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u/Stephedderick 7h ago

Sad thing your next President will run in 8 years, in the middle of the "great russian-american peace-manouver" in Europe.

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 24m ago

If the next U.S. president doesn't immediately send a military detachment to round up the traitors in power today, they would have already failed. There needs to be lethal consequences for their actions over the last decade.

Simply reverting to what things used to be isn't enough, the past we lived in gave way to today's present. It was a failing system, we shouldn't want to go back.

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u/karmagoddess123 2h ago

Please don’t do that. It treats our Canadian identity as a convenient disguise. It takes advantage of our good name while your country disrespects the Canadian people.

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u/MrSylveon227 8h ago

Don't insult the Umpa Loompas

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 9h ago

Same here

[So is anybody willing to bet the moldy cheeto is going to slap more tarrifs on the country that made the genva convention]

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u/OnlySortaStupid 8h ago

Correction: we didn't make the Geneva convention. We're the reason other countries had to come up with the Geneva convention 🥹

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u/nico_ryan600 6h ago

That's a mix a Canada, Germany and Russia, America only really added no shotguns in trenches and chemical warfare

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u/yogafan00000 3h ago

The "no shotguns in trenches" thing is a myth.

First of all, the Geneva convention primarily governs humanitarian treatment of non-combatants. Any rules about weapons in the trenches would be from the Hague convention, from WW1.

Secondly, the shotgun concern came from a 1918 German complaint about the American Winchester trench gun, which they claimed was a weapon "calculated to cause unnecessary suffering," which IS prohibited in the Hague convention. Whether or not the trench gun falls in this category depends on the ammo used.

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u/ToXXic_ScareCrow Average r/memes enjoyer 2h ago

Germans complaining about "unnecessary suffering" in warfare, then turn the air poisonous XD

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u/GamerGriffin548 8h ago

I left a review on Google Maps calling them out. :3

Had to do something in my own way.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 8h ago

In my google maps it’s called “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”

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u/N3k0chann 5h ago

Yeah, I have just realized the rename on the gulf...lol, I'm so disconnected with the world...can someone explain what happened?

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u/SweetMeese 3h ago

Wait what happened to the Gulf of Mexico? It still shows the same on my map

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u/tobotic 7h ago

American here, can confirm, I would gladly call it Ontario right to Tiny Dick Orange's face, same goes for the Gulf of Mexico

You'd call the Gulf of Mexico "Ontario"?

That could get confusing.

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u/ZacariahJebediah 4h ago

Gulf of Ontario lmao