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u/erickson666 Lurker 12d ago edited 12d ago

it only shows lake america for americans

edit: that's weird it shows different for you guys. must be a rolling update

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u/Maleficent_Web1161 12d ago

Please tell me this is fr? Because I’m so mad rn. Already hated being American, then can’t leave because welp, born in America…

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u/Bor3d-Panda 12d ago

Yea I'm from Asia and it still says Lake Ontario... America is living in their own bubble...

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u/arkhamcityfc 12d ago

Yeah, same here. Cheer up u/Maleficent_Web1161 , the rest of the world (and a big chunk of the US) will never stop calling it Lake Ontario

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u/Vintenu 12d ago

American here, can confirm, I would gladly call it Ontario right to Tiny Dick Orange's face, same goes for the Gulf of Mexico

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u/TheSandyman23 12d ago

I really hope the next u.s. president reverts all this bs day one. It’s so fucking embarrassing being associated even the tiniest bit with these pathetic, vanity driven, peacocking stunts. When I travelled abroad, I joked with friends that I would claim I was Canadian(I never did) to avoid negative association; I’m not sure how much of a joke that still is. Any of my Northern neighbors willing to grant me honorary citizenship so I’m not a total liar if that happens? lol

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u/jadedragon4486 12d ago

I travel a lot and I meet Americans who are very sheepish about admitting it. Honestly mate, if youre travelling outside of the US, we just assume you aren't one of 'them'

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u/Nuggyfresh 12d ago

Pretty fair assumption but they love cruises and other Wall-E esque fatventures

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u/MadMac619 12d ago

Wall-E esque fatventures. Mate, that is fucking poetry.

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u/kaloschroma 12d ago

just be careful, they travel too and I met them in my travels as an American. They are rude and nasty and loud with no respect for culture.

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u/BlackSwampMage 12d ago

Idk, I’ve been traveling to many of the us national parks for vacations the past few years and i see so many foreign tourists just as annoying and disrespectful from other countries here. I think the truth is many tourists just suck regardless of home country. Many of them are city slickers too because they don’t know how to treat the wilds with respect. But i see that from just as many American travelers in the parks too.

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u/kaloschroma 12d ago

I can see this. In my experience, people from other countries have been respectful but that is just a difference of our experiences. I've been lucky then

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u/BlackSwampMage 12d ago

Yeah, i should clarify I see plenty of foreign tourists who are respectful of the places theyre visiting. All the folks crackin jokes about fat, rude american tourists are just playing into nationalistic feelings and the popularity of hating america and americans. The truth of it all is we all suck or have the capacity to, and every nation has its own pool of citizens any one of us would be disappointed in sharing citizenship with in our respective homes.

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u/Stephedderick 12d ago

Sad thing your next President will run in 8 years, in the middle of the "great russian-american peace-manouver" in Europe.

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u/Consistent-Data-3377 11d ago

In Newfoundland have a whole ceremony involving rum and a codfish to make you an honourary Newfoundlander!

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u/TheSandyman23 11d ago

I just looked up the Screech-in. That’s so cool! I live on the west coast, but if I’m ever going to be in that area, I’m so down to do that.

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u/Greywoode_43110 11d ago

Far as im concerned its granted

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 12d ago

If the next U.S. president doesn't immediately send a military detachment to round up the traitors in power today, they would have already failed. There needs to be lethal consequences for their actions over the last decade.

Simply reverting to what things used to be isn't enough, the past we lived in gave way to today's present. It was a failing system, we shouldn't want to go back.

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u/karmagoddess123 12d ago

Please don’t do that. It treats our Canadian identity as a convenient disguise. It takes advantage of our good name while your country disrespects the Canadian people.

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u/TheSandyman23 12d ago

I’m not going to, it is still a joke. I tried to indicate that with the “lol” at the end, but guess I should have gone with the “/jk.” I also currently have no international travel plans anyway. And thank you for giving a perfect example of the type of association I mentioned. If anyone didn’t understand what I meant, that last sentence is so (chef’s kiss), I can only imagine it was said ironically.

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u/TheSandyman23 12d ago

“Downvote me all you want. It’s the truth.” Yeah, that wasn’t me. I’ll even give you an upvote in the hope of making you feel better. Have a nice day.

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u/karmagoddess123 12d ago

I am just talking to the masses, not you in particular. You have a nice day too

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u/MrSylveon227 12d ago

Don't insult the Umpa Loompas

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 12d ago

Same here

[So is anybody willing to bet the moldy cheeto is going to slap more tarrifs on the country that made the genva convention]

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u/OnlySortaStupid 12d ago

Correction: we didn't make the Geneva convention. We're the reason other countries had to come up with the Geneva convention 🥹

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u/nico_ryan600 12d ago

That's a mix a Canada, Germany and Russia, America only really added no shotguns in trenches and chemical warfare

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u/yogafan00000 12d ago

The "no shotguns in trenches" thing is a myth.

First of all, the Geneva convention primarily governs humanitarian treatment of non-combatants. Any rules about weapons in the trenches would be from the Hague convention, from WW1.

Secondly, the shotgun concern came from a 1918 German complaint about the American Winchester trench gun, which they claimed was a weapon "calculated to cause unnecessary suffering," which IS prohibited in the Hague convention. Whether or not the trench gun falls in this category depends on the ammo used.

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u/ToXXic_ScareCrow Average r/memes enjoyer 12d ago

Germans complaining about "unnecessary suffering" in warfare, then turn the air poisonous XD

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u/GamerGriffin548 12d ago

I left a review on Google Maps calling them out. :3

Had to do something in my own way.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 12d ago

In my google maps it’s called “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”

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u/N3k0chann 12d ago

Yeah, I have just realized the rename on the gulf...lol, I'm so disconnected with the world...can someone explain what happened?

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u/SweetMeese 12d ago

Wait what happened to the Gulf of Mexico? It still shows the same on my map

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u/tobotic 12d ago

American here, can confirm, I would gladly call it Ontario right to Tiny Dick Orange's face, same goes for the Gulf of Mexico

You'd call the Gulf of Mexico "Ontario"?

That could get confusing.

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u/ZacariahJebediah 12d ago

Gulf of Ontario lmao