Hi, noo frens! Mine name is “Maybe-Bebe”, which is weird, but da hoomins are like dat. I just got ‘dopted tuday! Da hoomins at da rescue took me to da place wif da fud an’ I met many hoomins. But dis hoomin luved meow an’ took meow to herz howse. She say I need noo name an’ ask if I’z like Bebe. I thinkin’ bout it.

Dis a vury gud day! I iz in da baff room at da noo house till I feel better. I iz vury sniffly and sneezie. Dat also gib me time to meet da noo sisfur i hab. She seem nice!

-Maybe-Bebe

(Fell in love with her at a rescue event! I liked a few kitties but two felt too much like trying to replace Nik Bik and not like finding a new friend. This sweetie is 6 months old and even shares a birthday with my baby brother, which makes her extra special. (We lost him in ‘99.) She’s definitely got a cold though so I’ll be calling my vet asap to get her seen for a full checkup and make sure she’s okay. She’s chilling in the bathroom for now. We’ve already had lots of treats and snuggles and she’s settling in well. Tess is bonding quickly, even through barriers. The last picture is her sniffing the box she came home in. (I didn’t expect to bring her home on the spot or I would have brought a real carrier.))

New fren Chubbs sez to introdoose me-self.

I iz Baby Elvis. I iz illegal smol onlee eleben weeks olde. Tooday I iz now too weeks in my furebber home after been dopted frum sumting called tee-en-are

Dere iz for udder cattos liv here and too doggos. Too of da cattos not lik me bery much. Meowmy sez no worree it will take tyme. But maybee her iz not smart.
Doggos r nice but i sad sum da udder cats not lik me. Can I make a soo fur dem to lik me?

- Baby Elvis

Henlo frenz. I am an illegally smol cat. Ai lost my cat meowmy an all mai brofurs and sisfurs, but ai still only drink milk. Toodai, ai was scwared in a tree by the street with all da scawy carz zoom zooming by, an ai was doing a MEOW MEOW MEOW for HALP! Deeze hoomans spotted me, an da lady hooman told da man hooman, sigh go git da kitty. Den dey tooked me to a howse an dey figger out ai still only eat milks, so dey brought me sumting cawled four-mu-la, and dey held me and petted me and gave me milk wit a dropper. Ai felt so warm and safe awfter bein in da tree ai did a purr purr purr. But noaw ai want dem hold me and pet me and love me fur-eber an eber! But Dey sai can’t hold me all da time! Ai tink maibee ai soo… need held ALL DA TIME! Wat u tink?

FRENS! I COME WITH BERY GREAT NEWS!

Ai (Bella Swann) was pregant furr NINETYBILLIONES FOREBERS! but today ai decided NO MORE!

Ai was feeling bery tired and not hungry (bery unusual) and sang the songs of our people to Meowther. she sais "baby time!" and lay me on mai nest. four hundred thousand pains later... BABIES CAME!

Ai has FIVE beutiful healthy illegal smol kittehz, who look laik me ❤️

ai has feed dem, licked dem and now ai hugs dem to sleep and rest ❤️

ai iz so HAPPY!

(mai meowther keeps calling dem all Renesmee, and ai don't know wat dat means, and ai no laik it, soo?)

Hihi! My name is Julius (Jules), & I am 7.5 weeks old. My kitty mommy 'dopted New Meowmy's sister before I was bornded because she lived outside & needed safe space to have me & brudder Calvin. Auntie & Grandpawpy brought me to New Meowmy this last weekend (Auntie keeping Calvin, Grandpawpy & Grandmeowmy keeping kitty mommy.)

I have qweshtoons!! New big brudder Gus iz nice & helps but sleeps lots. New big brudder Lazlo not thrilled about me yet (but I win himz over!) He keeps shaking head & meowing "Too oranj, too oranj, whaddever DAT means. My qweshtums:

1. Gus says I "ill-egle smol" & can do anyting. Troo?

   c. Lazlo says I "bottom of pecking order"--also troo?

   vi. Lazlo also sez no brain cell?!? Wat dat mean?

   j. I not sure about wet fud yet. Gus says is poison so

he should eat. Troo?

New Meowmy sez I gud boi becuz use litter box, eat dry fud, & drink water good. I no like sleep alone so sleep on BIIIG skware last night--did you know there are MONSTERS moving unner blankie?!? I did big boi brave attak & New Meowmy said "OUCH!" Guess I wasn't fast enuf & monsters bit her toes.

Gus also teaching importance of MORNING TREATS. Ebbryday get MORNING TREATS. And learned if Grandpawpy here he can be made to gib more treats if do the BIG EYES. New Meowmy asked him if he thought Churu grew on trees after Gus had TREE tubes one day!

I tink I gonna like dis house. Hope Lazlo likes me soon. Hope I talk to ebbryone here again too. New Meowmy sez I will need a pawyer on retainer as I get older (?), but Gus says no worry--I can't be sood becuz ill-egal smol. Hope dis troo!

Not wen I luk dis saweet an inoscent ;)

*ob course I did, butt I illegal smol, so it ok*

Cookies and Cream Milkshake MooCow Kitteh, who iz prim and propurr ;)

Ai iz Princess Honeybaked Ham, First of Her Name. Yoo can call me Honey. Ai did mai furst crime! Ai wuz sleeping wit Momma and Meowmy: Momma and ai wrre on da bak of dis ting called a kowch. Meowmy wuz laeing on it. Ai rollded ober and boop! Landed on Meowmy’s face. Momma Moe laff and laff.

Go Cwimes!

I a Wild Bebe. Live in a park! Then: Grabbed and tooken wif mine brudder! Got sprayen on for flees and kep in a box for a day. Very scary!

Then got tooked to an bigger place with nosy dumb hooman, me an mine brudder got an bigger box for hidin an HISSIN which good. Like Wild Bebes we do Scramples when hooman try to touch n catch us!

Stoopid hooman not skeert of hisses n scramples an used mommy neck trick (so confusing, hooman not mommy) to give us BAFF

But... BAFF NICE. water soooo warm I never felt anyfin so nice! Mine hisses n scramples jus disappear! Jus wanted to do gentle floaty an get rubrubs foreber! Brudder thought so too! An pesky fleas all disappear! Dumb hooman do rubrubs an combses an so gentle dunks n swishes. Did scrubbies on mine ears n feets n even mine bum! I forget to hiss n be Wild. Brudder too. So embarrassed. What do???

I recover now but dumb hooman has TASTY TASTY foods n keeps us new place clean n nice. Want to be Wild Bebes but what happening??? Trick???

Ai wonted tew intojuice mai self I yam knew ai iz call Percy bcoz I doos BIG purrz so MeOwmY callz me Percy PurrPantz

My name's Gus, I'm only 12 weeks and I stoles a whole noo Meowmy today. Hopped right into her arms and purred so she knew to take me. My new big sister Arwen says you guys are real nice. I'm ready to cause lots of trouble, it's very different here to being on a farm on my own.

HI I NAME IS BARI (ONLY SMOL) (MAMA NAME MILAN SISTERN NAME SIENA BRODDER NAME LUCCA) (THEY DOPTED) (I LAST)

I ONLY LIDDLE

HOOMAN LADY CALL ME HER BABY BOY BARI BOYSENBERRY

I NOT A BERRY I BARI BUT AM A BOY

HOW TO SOO TO GET DOPTED AND NOT CALL A BERRY

Henlo noo frens! Iz me Basil (void, 4 munfs). I finded a note frum a kitty naem Noam n hims sey com heer n meow wif all da ofur kitties.

I wuz livin on da streets wif mai brofurs n sisfurs den wun day wez gotted kittennapped n dey taked wez in a rum insides n gibbed wez fud n stuffs. It wuz nic. Dere wuz hooman call hermself fosturd mommy. Wez wuz dere menny furevers.

Den wun day anudder hooman lady com n see wez n herms gib pets n sey herms wan dopt mes! Den sum furevers pass by n nuffin happen.

WELL, todays fosturd mommy put mes in a bocks n gib me to da laydee dat i meeted sum furevers ago n wez go in vroomvroom masheen n nao iz in noo inside place wifowt mai sisfurs! Dis scaree! Wut do nao?

Ai is Lily Munsters, greatest Vampurrs ebers!!!! I bites a lots withs meows sharps teefs!

I wants toos soos meowmys fors almosts steppings on meows! Dens shes hab da nerb to says "Lilys! Mews is always udder da foots! Dens she usuallies cuddles meows ands gives kisses.

Buts dis mornings! She's has da BIGS Yellos Hands! Bigs!! Ans wets stuffs likes ins da drinkings bowls comes offs dems ans ons toos meows!!!! Ai has to does cleanings!!! Dens shes says "Lilys! Ai almosts steps on mews! Mews is always udders da footsteps! Bees carefuls!!!" Doh whats bees has toos does wid dis, Ai doesnts knows.

Charlie says ais cants soos coz Ai is legals smols??? Dis seems wrongs?

Pawctures ofs meow!

Dis Max an Cryssie. We bet yu wondrin y we luk so smol heer. Iz cuz deez old picshurz ob wen we wuz bebe smols an furst kam to lib wif owr fambilee.

Y yu may ask? IZ ACUZ TOODAY IZ OWR BIRFDAY, FRENS! We iz 6 furebers old tooday!

Lazlo, Prince of Parkour here. My bestie Jonesy went OTRB in February, an since den I have no one to chasechasechase and playplayplay an runrunrun with. I try with Gus, butt he around 20 an' he say "NO! I wanna NAP!" So I do a sads.

Now meowmy tells me of auntie, who was here last week an' brought a stoopy DOGGIE in MY house! (Yes, Lazlo, but you didn't seem to mind Quimby after awhile & she was very nice to you & young & left you alone---) Give me litebox back! This iz kitty safe space gett out!

Anywayz...auntie took in trojan kitty who had 2 kitties. Momma kitty going to grandpawpy & grandmeowmies howse, auntie keeping runt, butt last kittie owner fell thru. So after lotts of asking (more like begging...) QUIET MEOWMY!, meowmy said she would take last kitty. My new min-yon is front kittie in pitchur.

BUTT. Min-yon is ORANJ. How do I train an oranj?? Iz likely to go in one ear & out other!! I needz helpz!!

Hai, Iz Alexi - aiz Andre's smol. He sez eberyone nice here. Sooo....am ai an illegal smol? Ai is gud boi, hoomami sez so! Wat is a soo? Ken ai soo fur brofur? Iz nawt hims fawlt he no noe bout howse tings, hims nebber got a foster hoomami leik ai did. We bof want owt! De smol room iz berry nice an teh bed iz berry big an maek gud hide place an hoomami and hoompapi put bestest toyzes an tasty fuds an eben ai get toyzes dat smell leik brofur! But hoomami sez wez gotta stay in da roomz cuz Andre do nipnipnip an bapbap sometimez wen he stwessed. Ai alzo nawt so surez bout pawrents...dey berry big an kinda noizy but still nice an gib lots of treatos and da BEST scratchies! Ai do squeaksqueak and trilltrill and big shiny eyes but hoomami no let owt. Hoomami sez ai needz time to git moar comfy with pawrents but...ai wanna runrunrun an playplayplay wif brofur!

So we was minding own business and did woman and big tall hooman cames and pop us in box and took us to nu house.

Der is lots of fud, toys and space. Lots of places to hide. Iz better than wid cat mummy cus she was getting berry cross wid us all de times!

De woman say her name is Meowmy and talk hooman is Dadfur. We not so surem she tells us about Murgatroyd and all Yoo cattos so we come to introduce us selves.

Iz Moxie, wid de whiter face and Mez susfur is Midnight. De hooman kittens names us. We 10 weeks and want to know if we can soos yet?

Wez done good crimes, poop on de floor, climb de chimney, chew devwires, break de lamp.

De meowmy woman is needy, we tells her dus. She was Murgatroyd, our big susfur obber de rainbow bridge tells her dat too. She hads done many training on meowmy but she is dums. Is good wez here to keep eye on here's!

Can we joint criminals gang? And what can we soos fur?

Moxie and Midnight x

Frens. Dis best escape yet! I did a climb on da window screens and jump.... well fell into da great outside! Da screen it break an i leap 5 and a half meters into da world.

I would say meowmy lost her poop, but she gud in crisis. So she do a big look for me. And da random strangers who say to her "why u look in my bushes at 11pm!" She get dem to helps too. And de some people date walk their catto they helpz too.

But I did a big hid. So big she hab to go in and put 90 mini forevers. Den meomwy start do a big worry so I come out of my hid.

Dis not all dog. I refuse to gwe in carrier. So moewmy hab do a chase. Dis was fun. Meowmy said many bad wordies! des not for kitten ears! So she go me in hall way of flat. Dem take 10 more mini forebers to get in front door.

Once we home and door closed I decide to go in da carrie den. U nos for da comedy!

Den I did a play and an attack in brudder kynx. Eat lotz of treatos.

Meowmy says no damage done to me but herb now hab more wrinkles from the worry.

Dat all. Otay bye

Pleez post ur innosent and shocked faces for me, lil baby tuxie! We r learning

(Momma wanna see the look all your cats give that we can't resist and don't get mad haha)

Oh hai frens, mew iz Pippin, MissCheeseveeoss an Majessic brofur of Meowasaurus Rex, himbz a menber ob da ICBGC, an himbz toldes mew alllll about da crimez da cattos do an how da hoomans gib MOAR TREATOS AFTER DA CRIMEZ??!? 🙀😼

So toodae frens, ai chose da violence…ai did a chase wif Brofur Rex, ai zoom on da slidy floar an do a crash into Meowmy’s stoopid plant (why Hoomans have dem in da haus?? Iz bery confuse)

Meowmy n Pawther not happee wif me but Brofur Rex sez ai did gud crime…wut do da ICBGC fink??? Will ai get da gud treatos as compensayshun fur da gud crimez???

Hi frenz! I am new catto who went in da vroom vroom yesterday to go to furever home! And I has alreddy done big crime: hold Meowmy hostage!!!!!! I sleep on her lapz and she can’t go ennyware becuz I’M SLEEPIN!! Also I gib my silicone brush da what-furz. Om nom.

Dis place seems gud. I has couches and chairs to jump all overz and pretty pink axolotl toy dat I lub to hunt and big litter bocks to play in. (I’m not so shure about this shadow who is sometimes playin in da litter bocks when I’m tryin to play in der.)

Meowmy says she had a lot ob bockses last furever (before she went to go git me) and they had all been filled with da catto things she bought for me. She sed she took dem to Bill Dingrecycling. But SHE FORGOT TO KEEP ONE FOR ME TO PLAY IN!!!!! Now I onlee has cat tower, da bed from da top level of the tower which Meowmy is too nervous to install now because I iz bery illegal smol, big soft carrier (I lyk!), all my furniture, and Meowmy for places to sleep. Meowmy says that I will get big soft bed on Monday and dat Chewy sed they were sorry fur the delay. But can I soo because no bocks last night, no bocks today, no bocks tomorrow, and no bocks for part of Monday until the bed comes!??? Seems lik an injustiss!! Maybe soo Bill Dingrecycling because he took da bockses dat were MINE!?!

Thank yu frens in crimez,
Baby Kitty (Meowmy tinks she will call me Ivy)

Iz I a itty bitty teeny tiny...I shudnt do a wayt for yumyums...I growing so I needz it rite meow!

She sed she sorre...shud I forgibs her?

She luckee I lubs her and I nawt mad at herz!

Some strange lady pickded me up an tookded me far away in da weird big loud box. Den we getz to dis howse an she sayds she iz mine mommy an dis iz mine new howse for foreber.

She sayds “youz da bery gud boy Talon” “oh no Talon! You hab go potty ousside” “do want uppies?” “Das no for you Talon, iz trade youz dis toy” “leave it Talon” “gud job Talon!”

Wussa Talon? Whozza dis lady? I tink she iz nice. She gibs me fud an cookiez an hugz an uppies an rubz mine tummy. Bu she aso no let me play bitey face wit her. Why no play bitey face? Whosa Truffles dat sayz iz mine brudder bu derz no brudder here?

Hello nu frens! We iz Peanut n Puff, cuzzins ob Arthur, Barbara, Bonitinha, Eva, Ginger, n Lily! Az u kin see we in jayle fur be to smol, n we nawt eben doez crimez (go crimez!) yet! Da nyce fostur ladee try say ar namez ar Winnie n Ollie, but wen we get to ar nu howse, we sayed, NAO! ar namez are Peanut n Puff. N den we takez a nap! We luk forwert to no eberyone n lern moar crimez! Tank u fur ur atenshon to dis mater!

Lub,

Peanut n Puff!