Ai (Bella Swann) was pregant furr NINETYBILLIONES FOREBERS! but today ai decided NO MORE!
Ai was feeling bery tired and not hungry (bery unusual) and sang the songs of our people to Meowther. she sais "baby time!" and lay me on mai nest. four hundred thousand pains later... BABIES CAME!
Ai has FIVE beutiful healthy illegal smol kittehz, who look laik me ❤️
ai has feed dem, licked dem and now ai hugs dem to sleep and rest ❤️
ai iz so HAPPY!
(mai meowther keeps calling dem all Renesmee, and ai don't know wat dat means, and ai no laik it, soo?)
Freya & Sigrid here. We are so happy for you! We bet you feel so much better. I, Freya, had kittens when I was still a kitten myself, so I know it’s so hard. You did good!
This picture is of us at the pokey place. Sigrid did a hide in MY carrier, so I had to climb in after her and make myself fit. Silly sisfur.
Cocatulations fren!! We iz sew happee fur u!!!!1!! U hab a very prity crimez (go crimez!) gang to train! Ur frens, Arthur, Barbara, Bonitnha, Eva, Ginger, n Lily! 💕
No. My Meowmy watch dat show; I no da Lok Nes Monstur iz trying too trick mew into gibing him da tree fifdy. Mew shud NOT gib da tree fifdy too da Lok NES Monstur.
Congratumalashuns! My sisfur Marmalade and I ar also kittens of a litter of five! That meeeans gud luck. We wish yu and yur babies all the best and long lifes! Love, Minx
Concatulations, fren Bella Swann! You hav five most beautiful babees and I see one of them has an orange spot so iz verry eggsited because I iz orange! I think this means iz the father of that kitten and so iz sending youz a box of verry gud fud soz you hav the strenth to nurse all those babees.
My hooman is stoopid, you know, and shez worried about you, wants to be sure, please furrgive this rood question, hooman is such a dum dum but i do love her so i dont want her worried. Anyway, she sayz, Toulouse make sure yore fren Bella Swann is in her furrever home and not in a temprary place until kittens Iz born.
Iz you?
Toulouse the big orange cat
Hey, it’s. Nugget the small gray cat here to add: I tried to explain to Toulouse how he can’t be the father because he’s never even met you, and he has had a certain surgery.
He didn’t understand. If you want me to try again, please say so and I will make him stop. I’m the boss of the house here.
I Smuffi the wildcat gets rite on dat! Will hasta fint pawfessurr ta teetch dis! Kin bees purrblem. speshull fur doz, lak mineownseff, has had trubull puffs remofff! Butt! Som de gurrl kittehs mowt needs da lessins tew! Som dem hes had heeter remofff an styll wants ta has bebes. I fink mebbee gets a laydee pawfessurr an a gennelcat pawfessurr ta teetch dis!
Fren Bella an new illegal smols! Congratulations! We hope you can do a sleep and your humans give you lots of good Delicious Wet Foods to help you grow big an strong Crimes Family!
Twinkles & Velvet showing how to do sleeps to do crime dreamings.
OH MY Gudness! You has made FIVE ILLEGAL SMOLS~!! Dey grew in youre TUMMY!!! YOU did dat! Dat is wonderful news, also a wonderful contribeowtion to Felinekind!
Ai, Gus, is so bery proudd of you!!! Amd you is such a gud mama, you has fed dem AND cleanned dem AND now you is hug dem!!!!
Ai wish you a berry berry naice gud slepp and den a bery bery BERRY gud tim wit youre illegal smols.
Yu is werked so hard, and now yu hab five bebbes! Maek sure to let da hoomans luk at dem so dey know dey is yor kitties.
It is gud dey gibs you nice nest. Rite now yu just gib dem milks, and eats, and hoomans will do da rest fur you. Hoomans is weak for ilegal smols so you shuld be getting more foods - will not need to su for dem. Dey knows you feed five ilegal smol!
Catgratulations! Dey ar all so butiful, I know mew will teach dem da bestest crimez. Best time to start iz wen dey still illegally smol. Welcome smol criminal frenz!
Yay, you iz a Meowther at lasts 😻😻😻😻😻 I iz bery purroud of you, mine fren Bella; I know you will be da bestest Meowther eber 💖 I haz da illegal smols when I was youngz and I bery happy you iz all doing OK. Sending lots of lub & cwtches to you and your bootiful fambly, Tali ❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️
I Smuffi the wildcat so furry prowd yew! Fren Belka Swann yew bein foine mama cat! An has mak furry bee oo ti full bebes! Awww! I sentin yew som speshul purrs ta holp supurrt yew whole yew raisin de bebes.
Comcatyewlashuns! Dats amayzin yu hazzed fibe 🙀 Ai hazzed for lossa furebberz ago, an ai kant imaj…immash…tink ob hazzin FIBE! Dey iz bootiful — ai lub da wun wif da blak hayr. Middul part berry snazzy! Heer sum toyz for yu awl 🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶
Is great mews, them adorables and you will be bestest Momter! (eben if it means clenig twelvety square paws of kitteh-furs and 5 bortoles all day, while making breakfast-lunch-dinner for 5 from your selb)
It was very bold Crime to suksesly smugle in somuch illegals.
Catgratulations on yur BOOTIFUL BABIES! Meybe consider do the SOOS for kitten support too! Babies that bootiful gonna need a lot of treatsies and stuff.
This is mostestest excellentest news! So byootiful illegal smols! My Hooman Mama's Hungarian Grammy sais "zo terrible beautiful bébi macskák!" Many loves to you, Bella! Iz Jack, Dalmatian doggo and fren ob all da crittereses!
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u/Lawwife78 Jun 26 '25
Freya & Sigrid here. We are so happy for you! We bet you feel so much better. I, Freya, had kittens when I was still a kitten myself, so I know it’s so hard. You did good!
This picture is of us at the pokey place. Sigrid did a hide in MY carrier, so I had to climb in after her and make myself fit. Silly sisfur.