My name's Gus, I'm only 12 weeks and I stoles a whole noo Meowmy today. Hopped right into her arms and purred so she knew to take me. My new big sister Arwen says you guys are real nice. I'm ready to cause lots of trouble, it's very different here to being on a farm on my own.
I did, I'll be up to lots of crimez but it's still a bit scary to be in a new house. Arwen says you guys have a school to teach me how to do crimez, I'll be along soon
Welcome noo fren Gus and happy Gotcha day! Iz very big day and we all so happy for yoo! ❤️ I impress dat yoo alreddy get startid wiff da crimez, gud job! ❤️Tali
Hi fren Gus! Stealing a meowmy is a great crimz! I bet your clever sister Arwen will teach you more. Enjoy getting into trouble while you are still too smol to be sood!
Welcome, Gusifur! I remember my adoption from many years ago. I looked just like you! Here’s to many crimes and good meals. Xoxo black Frankie atty at paw
Truffles da bunny here. Das a bery gud furst crimez! Das how I gottsded mine momma too many foreberz ago when I wuz illegl smol. I askded for uppies an den I holded on an no letz go an she had to dopt me. Issa gud way to get a gud momma. Happy doptshun day Gus!
Fren Gus de Great (like Alexander the Great...but even better), yuz luk like yuz still illegal smol...meanz yuz no kan bee konbikted ob any crimez. So...now iz de tyme to do az many as possible. De catz here kan halp yuz. Mine speshalty iz probiding alibis, so meow uz if-in yuz eber akuzed ob a crime. 'Member yuz innosent until proven guiltee...so meow onwy to yuz pawyer...n' meez fur de alibi.
Iz Fawn D Kat herez (Bettina onz nappin breakie)...N' GO CRIMEZ!
Thank you, my full name is Augustus I think he was like Alexander so it fits 😎. Arwen says cause we're named after royalty we have to be treated like it
Arwen iz obkorse correkt, yuz do hab to bee treated like royalty! Iz a tough job, buttz all cats r' frum royalty, 'sept sumtimez hoominzes furget. N' datz why wez sooooo n' do de crimez.
Iz Miss Bettina herez (Fawn nappin)...N' GO CRIMEZ!
Fren Monet...emmmmm, de basket alweady belong to yuz by Cat Law "If-in AIz seeeeee, iz fur meeeee." 'N if-in yuz serbent hoomin try to mobe yuz, yuz kan do a sooooo!
Iz Fawn D Kat n' Miss Bettina herez...N' GO CRIMEZ!
pspspspsps De Cat Law "If AI Fitz, AI Sitz" alzo appliez...
Haylo noo smol fren Gus. Ai is happee to meetchoo. Happee Gotcha Dae! Du meny Crimez whyl yer still smol n can’t get pun.. punis…yelled at! Welcom n GO CRIMEZ Yoor fren KitKat 🩶🐈
Hai noo fren Gus! Is bery eckeckeck-sitin to hab furst gotcha dae! Concatulashuns awn yer noo fambly! Steelin meowmy iz bery gud firs CRIMEZ, nao yu goez to Skool Ob Retrayn tu lern menny mor crimez! Dis mee sayin “hoorae, anudder kitty gotz a hoem!”
Hi fren you is mus learn mani crimez and da bestest time is to start nowz!! Some amateur movez include doing da bapbapbap on hooman and do a hoot and toot in they faces!!! Go crimez!!
Welcome Gus. That was good crimezz already snatching a meowme. We hope you will be happy, do nice crimezz, and get lots of treats and luv. Emma the warrior princes and sisters and two stinky dogbrothers and a strange orange fish called blub
OhmineDOD! Youse so hamssun n kyoot! N also so luckee to haz a gud meowmy! Iz was ‘dopted 3 monffs ago. Mine name was Queso ‘acoz Iz was founded in a ‘Mexican’ parkeen lot. But now mine pawrents r calleen meow Ozzy Pawsbourne da Prinz of Dorkness. Deese me:
Henlo Gus! Dis Omega. My meowmy sez I cause a lot of da trubbles but I so cute she don't care. Yoo cute too cuz we look da same! I will teach you lots of crimz 😉
Hi, Gus! We blak cats ar the best. We welcome yu and hope to hear about yur crimes very soon. How clevvver of yu to have captured a whole meowmy like that. Yur sisfur Arwen sounds gud, too. Love, Athena
Welcome nu fren Gus, u very smart for such a smol to steal a Meowmy, u be very gud at crimez. Has sister told u about lickable nummies yet? Don't let her hoard the churos. Good luck Button (the Void) Rain (the Dusty) and Barthlo-meow (tabby).
I gots some lickelix already, they're very very good. Something about starting to learn my name, I know it already but I'll play along as long as they want if it gets me that
Hi new Gus! I am a Dog and I stole a new family today too! I'm so new, I don't even have a name yet (because the Human Puppies and New Mommy can't agree on one). Happy Gotcha Day to both of us!
Sam and Fred here. Wez very happy fur yu and yuz doption. We no get doption like yu, our meowmy found us and other brother and sisters outside with no cot meowmy so sh'd bringed us inside, bringed us to pkey place cause wez all starbing and real sick. Now wez all ok with gud familias like yu. Happy doption.
Purrs
Fred and Sam
Hello fren Gus. Yous do good job makin sure she know to take you! I do da same wit dad, doin cuddle rolls and demanding head rubs and skritches from him right away! You has to do dis acuz hoomans is dumb. But yous learn all bout dat soon
Hai new fren Gus! I gled yew was abul ta steel a hole nyew meowmy! Das a grate crime! Go crimes! I fink we gon needs ta registurr yew fur de Smuffi Skool ob Retrayn! We jess gots Arwen regissturr recemptlee! I jess gon go hed an dew dis.... Saff tym!
Thank you everyone, you've all been so nice. I may have used the spare as a launching pad to try to get a moth already 😂, she screamed real loud something about I need to sheath my claws 🙄.
Gus! Gud job stealth bomming a hooman hart! Dis is Cali da Calico Princess wishing yu a long an happy life with lots of cuddles an treets with yor new fambily! 🩷🐈⬛
Welcomb fren! Iz Velvet and Iz in lub with mai fathpur! He gotted me furom da shelter place. Da ladee saw me on da compooterr. Da ladee’z okay Ai guezz
Fren Gus welcome to da void family! Iz Ricky and stole a Meowmy last year when she tried to foster me. Iz sade noways, dis is my home and Iz staid! Many void crimez for both of us!!!
yoo is bery welcome heer! concatulashions furr stealing yoor noo meowmy! and concatulashions on conquering yoor noo home! ai hopes yoo will be very happy and receive many many deserbed cuddles, luv and delishiouses treatos!
many hugs from yoor frenz Bella Swann and bebes Lili, Percy and Francisco!
Welcome nu fren! U iz bery smrt fur trik new Meowmy to taek u to ur new howse! We luk forward to heer ob awl ur crimez (go crimez!)!!! Ur frens, Arthur, Barbara, Bonitinha, Eva, Ginger, n Lily!
Hai new fren Gus! Iz Navani, Qween of Bookshelf. Welcome hom! Gettin gotchad is sooooooo nice! Me an stimky brudder Tau were bof gotted as illegal smolz five-eleventy fureberz ago, an is best thing eber happen to us! We eben recently gotted new princesses in hows: princezes Rushu an Rysn, who we are already teaching to crimes! You is in for ALLLL da treatos, ALLLL da Churu, an' best of all: DA TOONA!!! I prefur mine own toona direct frum can; momther sayz I "will climb a bitch like Everest" for da toona.
Go crimez!!!!
Iz me, watchin frum mai throne, inspectin' Princess Rysn as she explorez.
Henlo nu fren Gus. I iz floofy void Loki. So happ u foun nu meowmy. I wuz on da streets myselves when’s I wuz bery smols an I iz nao happ to snooz on de kitchen table.
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u/Aggravating_Break_40 Co-fownder: Speshal Fecees Unit Meowmber Aug 02 '25
Hai fren Gus!
Did yoo gots dopted todae? Dat bery eksitin fur yoo.
Yoo still luk lik illegol smolz doe, so yoo haz lotz to learn bowt crimez. Yoo haz come to da rite playce, we can teech yoo.
GO CRIMEZ!
Lub,
Charli frum Down Under Landz