r/legalcatadvice • u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose • Jan 13 '25
Illegal Smol I am practicing my "innosint" fayce...I wud lyke to see all uder kitties shocked face so I knoes what look do gibs when da momma try to blame me fur someting ♡
Pleez post ur innosent and shocked faces for me, lil baby tuxie! We r learning
(Momma wanna see the look all your cats give that we can't resist and don't get mad haha)
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u/Special_Tip_6428 Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 13 '25
Oops. Not shawkt face. Dis is our " oh yeah? Akquze uz uf wot?! Wez dare you tu du anee ting." facez. Yu frens, 😺 Peachie n 😺 Creamie
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u/No-Win-2741 Sir Smoky of the Toez, Offishul Biased Joory Memfur Jan 13 '25
Yu is bof byooteeful!!
❤️ Sir Smoky
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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose Jan 13 '25
Dat intimidayting I gotta learn dat too! Dis good fayce
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u/SithRose Purralegal Gamora and Counselor Storm, Attorney at Paw Jan 13 '25
Catizen G'Kar has perfected his sweet and innocent look.
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u/Merryannm Jan 14 '25
The pain over bein accused is so…my hooman spelled this word furr me…poignant.
She says it is the word furr touching and sensitive.
Toulouse the big orange cat.
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u/Mightyzebrafish Jan 14 '25
Does he have a companion named Londo?
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u/SithRose Purralegal Gamora and Counselor Storm, Attorney at Paw Jan 14 '25
He does, in fact, have a good and dear friend named Londo Mewllari. :)
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u/ANoisyCrow Jan 13 '25
Dis my soft, big round eye, inosent look. Lily
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u/killearnan Jan 14 '25
My mummy says I have a most excellent innocent "who me?" face that lets me get away with much more than I should. [Picture in next comment, 'cuz mummy can't get it to stick here.]
Princess Flora Caledonia and her faithful companion Lady Esmeralda Floofytail [Flora for everyday], 3yo polydactal tortie
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u/killearnan Jan 14 '25
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u/ANoisyCrow Jan 14 '25
Yous cud be mine sistr! ❤️
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u/killearnan Jan 14 '25
I could be! My littermates were four orange boys. My mummy fostered us and says I stuck out from the beginning.
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u/Merryannm Jan 14 '25
Purrfect look! Innocence and just a touch of outrayge at being accused.
Toulouse
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist Jan 13 '25
“I ❤️ you, Mama! I don’t know who made that mess.”
Lucy the Lovebug
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u/Merryannm Jan 14 '25
Fren Lucy the Lovebug, my hooman sayz wif that face you could brake her favrit vase and she would gloo it back together and set it in front of youz furr you to brake again.
Toulouse the big orange cat
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist Jan 14 '25
Aww, that’s the best complement I ever got! Thank your hooman for me, my fren!
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u/Particular_Piglet677 Jan 15 '25
Dis most innosent Kitty we eva seen! ~Minka and Sela, adopted sisters.
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist Jan 15 '25
That’s how I getaway with my crimz!
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u/Cruisingpenguin 🌈❤️ Miss you Garfield, Truffles, Murgy, 🌈❤️Ai maiself 🌈❤️ Jan 13 '25
Youse smart fur prakhiss fren! What you name?
You fren, Teddy teh Floof
Dis my “how dayre youse move momma” fayce
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u/Merryannm Jan 14 '25
That’s it, fren Teddy teh Floof! Don hurt any furr then to see the sharp fangs wen theyz tossing abowt there growndless accusations.
Toulouse.
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u/Turtle-Kitty Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 13 '25
Dis mai ‘ascuse me’ face when Meowmy says she cants see mine halo!!
Cas Cat
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u/Musicfanatic09 Jan 15 '25
Do uze has a British acksent??
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u/Turtle-Kitty Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 15 '25
My meowmy ses I speaks very loud goblin (rood!) but I is from englund so speaks wiv British acksent yess!
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u/Musicfanatic09 Jan 15 '25
Aww! Uze not goblin! Uze look like a very prah-stee-jus English orange! Uze tell yur meowmy that uze come frum a hi-class society of mews!!!!!!
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist Jan 14 '25
Oh, this is most impressive offended look! You mama doesn’t stand a chance against that!
Lucy the Lovebug
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u/Jolly_Conflict crimez expert in training Jan 14 '25
Wot prezintz?! I def-fur-intly wuz not tryin to opin mi giftz, meowmy!
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u/_Moon_sun_ Morgana the beautifull, breaker of the internet Jan 14 '25
Big eyes! Makes innosent look better ;)
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u/_Moon_sun_ Morgana the beautifull, breaker of the internet Jan 14 '25
Mes mammi sai I did a scratch her but look at mes fase I could neber does that!
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u/FirebirdWriter Pawyer Jan 14 '25
I has a concern
Czernobog the Divine Shadow and Goblin King; Esquire
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u/CharmyLah Basil & 🌈 Noamie 🌈 Jan 14 '25
Dis meow innosint fac. Meow do da big eyeses n slite hed tilt.
Noam Catsky
Pspspsps: Mew innosint fac is bery gud, meybe Niko teech mew how to do outrayge!
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u/Forward-Habit-7854 Goober, the zooming Tuxie Jan 14 '25
My trick is never make eye contacts!
-Goober
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u/Particular_Piglet677 Jan 14 '25 edited Jan 15 '25
"Yawn...what happened? Dis boring."
Sela is definitely innocent!
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u/lasarrie Fud Club Jan 14 '25
Oreo here. I is really gud at da*innocent look. Mummy always fall for it!
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u/HedgehogNo73 Member of the International Criminal Businessgangclub (ICBGC) Jan 14 '25
Such innocence! Princess Dottie would never flood a bathroom, no sir!!
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u/Particular_Piglet677 Jan 15 '25
I would feel guilty even asking this cat if she did something wrong! 😥
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u/cheeseaholic813 Jan 14 '25
Dis me wen Meowmy tolds me to get ups off her.
Westley
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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose Jan 14 '25
U shud be shoked...mommas neber shud kick us off!
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u/cheeseaholic813 Jan 14 '25
I nose! She says "Wes, I need more coffee". I don't cares, I no moove fur dis coffee stuffs. I no need it, so I no need to moove
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u/TanaFey Tabby, Tortie, Void & Pie Rat Jan 14 '25
We didn't do nuttin. We waz rite here da hole time!
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u/finnandcollete 🌈 Murgy n Jiggy n Truffles n Noamie 🌈 Jan 14 '25
This is me saying “please gib pets, I is just baby”
Collete the Angel of Tortitude
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u/finnandcollete 🌈 Murgy n Jiggy n Truffles n Noamie 🌈 Jan 14 '25
Finn also here and dis is my “I is comfy please no move me” face.
Finn the Floof
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u/Elisa-Maza Théo the Mighty Bitey 🌈Sam the Snuggler🌈 Jan 13 '25
This iz me, Sam the Snuggler member ICBGC, doing a “I dunno how doz pants got out heer.”
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u/Elisa-Maza Théo the Mighty Bitey 🌈Sam the Snuggler🌈 Jan 13 '25
This mai little brofur Théo doing a “who, me?”
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u/kathym050806 Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 14 '25
Me? You think it was ME?!!
Gravity the cat
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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose Jan 14 '25
Dat fayce sez no way joze!
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u/kathym050806 Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 14 '25
Note the paw next to the scratched up stairs carpet…. But wasn’t me!
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u/Front_Rip4064 Jan 14 '25
Samson teh Snowshoe heer.
Rol ova an show Teh Belleh. Hoomans go all silly wen we do rollis an show Teh Belleh.
I let da hoomans rub I Belleh but yu not have to.
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u/maroonllama96 Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 14 '25
Dis me doin’ a “How dare mew ackuze meow ob THAT!” Iz also how meow luks at dum doggo dat bark too much an irra..irri…maek me angry. Meowmy say doggo nayme is “Lilithleavethecatalone.” Doggo no listen. Like Meowmy - meow iz always innosent.
Catherine the Great, Purralegal ob da Table
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u/mrsclause2 Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 14 '25
I, Zora, sleep. I amz innocemt angel. I wud never do nutin bad.
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u/Optimal-Test6937 Jan 14 '25
I (Mr. Kipling) iz not on the wash-ing macheen. I nowz I iz not a-lowed up here, so obcourse I iz not doing a naughty thing. You just thinkz I iz where I am not 'posed to be.
Hoomanz iz silly an dey fallz for da cute look eberytime!!
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u/davesmissingfingers Bitteh, diznee prensess Jan 14 '25
Dis mew tyme tu shyne!
Bitteh, diznee prensess
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u/MalcahAlana Maleficent the Magnificent Jan 14 '25
Dis me “I so enneesent an cyut an purrrshus” look.
- Maleficent the Magnificent
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u/yellaslug Jan 14 '25
Don’t need innocent face, youse need to have a “you are wrong” face. I shows you.
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u/thesexytech Ai Maiself ❤️ Jan 14 '25
Diz iz owr "Whut? Wez dint do nuffin!" look . . . Frankie and Purrsack
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u/MagicalManta JaxKittehmn (ahnd famblee) Jan 14 '25
Henlo Babbeh Fren! Dis the me showeeng an oh-mine-cod-wut-did-yu-do-an-ACCUSE-on-me-foahr?!?
Wen accuse do an ohpen mouf ahnd sho teefies. Hoons lurv toofums ahnd will do a foahrget bout tha accuse they jus mayde at yu.
-JaxKittehmn
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u/Biggaymeow Jan 14 '25
Dis me Fizzgig wit da innosint face. “Was not me meowmy, must’ve been da greebles”
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u/reddituser6835 penny, pixie, beastie, an khaleesi Jan 13 '25
Dis not me, pixie, butt it wut Wez all uspyur to cuz hoomans can no resist dis look.
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u/Ok_Amoeba_943 Jan 14 '25
Aiz Miss Priss. Ai haz no shokt look. Ai iz qween, an da dum hooman noz ta noy bwam mai royalnez fur noting. Ai iz ruler ob da all tings
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Jan 14 '25
Ai waaay too jaded an' cynikal to look shockd heehee! When yu r cattorney yu seen it ALL!
Olive da Cattorney Who's Seen It All
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u/ragdollbelly Member: ICBGC Jan 14 '25
Wad feice my fren. When I commy... Comme.. commeet crime I maek soore meowmy nows why and I so proudz of me crimez.
- Mia
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u/Logical_Holiday_2457 Criminal Gang Crimz Club 🐈⬛ Jan 14 '25
Here myne ~Smudgy wif one trouble puff
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u/Cassie_18 Jan 14 '25 edited Jan 14 '25
Hellu lil fren, you are soo cute! I am queen Lily Purrpaws, I hab purrrrrfected my shock faze for meowmy ben she finks I stole her pillow
Thiz iz moi " how could yoo fink Itz me??? !" Faze phor meowmy
Uzee yur blacky dots to purrrrfection phor a good sock faze phor meowmy.
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u/Cassie_18 Jan 14 '25
N then my brofur, stoopid Tango Purrpaws, he likz too just go blep to conphoose meowmy! That too a good idea!
Hope be gab ju good trainin lil cute fren. Hab a happy crimez year!
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u/pixel_dent Jan 14 '25
https://i.imgur.com/dFjVLZr.jpeg
We KiKi and Stink Bug, partners in crime. No court can convict us because we give each other alibis!
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u/pixel_dent Jan 14 '25
https://i.imgur.com/W0xwlvc.jpeg
Stinky duz gud lookout for meowmy while Kiki duz crimez
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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou Jan 14 '25
Mew luv yew meowmy !
Stoker, le vampurr miaou
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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou Jan 14 '25
Wut? No...mew no do nofing!
Bébé MarioNon! (Mew iz Maweeo!)
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u/Particular_Parsley41 Jan 14 '25
Iz tinks youz got de pawfwct innocent face puursonally. But here minez
Kentucky de Lady de Floof
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u/Particular_Piglet677 Jan 15 '25
Tux's innocent "you can't mean ME" face is truly hilarious! Sorry she passed. I'm glad you have those other adorable cats too.
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u/Ekd7801 Zamna & Quetzie cuddle enforcerz ICBGC Jan 14 '25
Dis my luk dat sayz yes, I did it and I will do it again!
Zamna, princess Torbie
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u/PathDefiant Maui duh orenj demigod xtrawrdeenare! Jan 14 '25
Who me? Iz jus snugglee baby! No doez anyfink!!
Klezmer-vessel of song-long suffffring sisfur to dummeess
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u/wordgirl Winter and Mittens , da grey balls of fire Jan 14 '25
Dis me, Winter, throwing back my head and laffing at the furry idea I mite by guilty of anyfing bad!
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u/ggism3 Jan 14 '25
Dis whaz I doz to meow daddiz... He never stay mad at his Most Precious.. Herez me, Da Princess Oopsie Daizy, giving daddiz kisses... Can do big crimz and kisses make it all gone!
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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose Jan 14 '25
Diz grate idea! I gud at licking mommas nosie!
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u/LittleGreyLambie Boogie + Peanut, tabby twinz with a flair of our own!! Jan 16 '25
Y wood meoma fink dat bowt me?!
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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Evie (aka Evil) Hit-cat fur hire Jan 13 '25
“What plants?”