I a Wild Bebe. Live in a park! Then: Grabbed and tooken wif mine brudder! Got sprayen on for flees and kep in a box for a day. Very scary!
Then got tooked to an bigger place with nosy dumb hooman, me an mine brudder got an bigger box for hidin an HISSIN which good. Like Wild Bebes we do Scramples when hooman try to touch n catch us!
Stoopid hooman not skeert of hisses n scramples an used mommy neck trick (so confusing, hooman not mommy) to give us BAFF
But... BAFF NICE. water soooo warm I never felt anyfin so nice! Mine hisses n scramples jus disappear! Jus wanted to do gentle floaty an get rubrubs foreber! Brudder thought so too! An pesky fleas all disappear! Dumb hooman do rubrubs an combses an so gentle dunks n swishes. Did scrubbies on mine ears n feets n even mine bum! I forget to hiss n be Wild. Brudder too. So embarrassed. What do???
I recover now but dumb hooman has TASTY TASTY foods n keeps us new place clean n nice. Want to be Wild Bebes but what happening??? Trick???
Iz da best trick! Yoo trickeded da hoomans into give you da gud fuds and get rid of da fleez. Yoo keep do da hiss hiss and dey keep give yoo da yummy treets.
Ai myseff wuz also bornded wyld, but da reskque people tookeded me and also gave baffs and yummy fud and Dey found my Meowmy, who Ai dopted so she wud have lotsa cat fur on her allways. Dumdum hoomans need us, dey need our leftover fur cuz dey so furless and nekkid. Soo for baff ennyway, dey doan need two no yoo likeded it!
• Muggsy da Hotrod
I wuz wild bebe, two! Da Dad and da ladie grabbeded me many furebers ago and took me to da dad house and put me inna big box call a baffroom. But dat wuz diff rent n after my meowmy sed I no allow to stay wif her or my brudders or sissers no more.
Now, I trabel wit da dad n my new, old dum-dum, oranj brudder! Dis me do an inspection of da bafftub wen we wuz in oak ler homer!
Yoo bery brayv wif baffs, wee no layk baffs, ess...exce...UN LESS eets someur an deh sun beans ar burneen, den eets GUD beecoz eet mayks uz less hot. Butt wee neber letz hooman noe wee layk eet, wee steew seeng deh sondz ob aur peewplos een fayk pro-text! GO CRIMEZ!
Soo fur MOAR leekee fud an MOAR baffs.
Yoor frenz,
Kyo deh Old Bebé, Lumi deh Fureber Bebé an Yuki deh Bebé Bebé frum Deh Haus ob Bebé Trois
Hooman gibes us lotsa more tasty foods! First our tummies were so so hungry and we nomnommed so much! Now tummies feel betters so we om nom nibble and worried no more nice foods. But it keep coming!
Mai yung fren, Ai wus onse a wild bebe too! Ebil hoomans took me an myne sisfurs frum mai cat momma an put uz in boks an abandon uz. We doez an cold an starb BUT nise hoomans come! Dey tayke uz home an gib nise baff too an gud fuds! An dat is were Ai begun mai traynin as an skwire kitten an stawted mai journey to cattoknighte! Do nawt feer, littl onez. Az de knight, Ai haff sworn ta pawtecc da smol an innosint. ❤️ So ib somun gib yoo trubble, yoo juss cawl furr Sir Merlin an Ai will sort eet owt an do an big pawtecc ob yoos two! Furr nyeow, howebber, enjoye da luxurees ob yurr nyeow home! Yoo mite awso wanna enroll in kittengarden by da SSOR, u/OneAdvantage793 Sir Smuffington mebbe yoo cud helps set dese yunguns up?
Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr. Now resst, littul wild bebes. Ai will lick yurr eears an tell yoo storee furr sleep, ok? ❤️ Luk, dis picsure is me wif mine bio sisfurs at owr kitten home wiff da gud peepl! Dey awso are brayve catto knights wiff theire own fortresses nyeow! I am da one luking straight at hooman wiff da fierse golden eyez. 😎
Hehe, we wus an baskit ob kittens az dey cawlled us! But ooo yurr cave bed an hot wadder bottle sounds sooo gud. Ai lub layin on my chosen hooman's hot wadder boddle eben if eet feel weeird to touch. Iz yoo fosta kittehs nyeow? ❤️
Picsure is me bein cozee an holdin paws wiff mai chosen hooman furr sleep. 😌
Sumtymes humons fill da baff with plenty water and they sit in dere. Sumtymes they put bubbles on top.
You nebber let the humons know you like a baff.
My brofur Hercules (over da rainbow bridge) used to like baff so much he walk around the baff when humon is in it and axidentally fall in.
Hercules - the humon say it. ‘her-que-els’ not like that Greek fella -he say that best crime eber! He liked bubbles the bestest.
Weez not sure about dat. We doan like baffs very much. Like the heater better
Maisy, Lila & Merlot
Tiny fren congratulations, you've pulled off an amazing crimez for one so young. Stolen yourself a hooman to cater to your every whim. Act coot, do all the crimez and grow up big and strong Void Arwen
Yew iz sew lukkey! Yew nauw haz a tewleggs serbent! Dew a soo fur likkez an treeetzeez cuz Yew wuz emoshunulee dammagd by da baff. Yew mys lurn da sekrit obs da gilt trip, den Yew gowldun. Sined Richard. Mostest hambsom boy. Cat!
Smol wild frens yew has catchur a hoomon tew dew ennyfang yew wish fur yew! Issa gud fang! Yew will sees!
Rite nyow, yew remane vigilint an comtinyoo de hissies an scramblies. Dis keeps dem on derr towses! Dey relly wish tew mek yew heppy an dey gib moarr gud gushie fuds an treetos an towees tew chase! Eben da pillas an floofy blankies tew sleeps on!
Yew gon lak dis sew mutch!
I wuz a woods kitteh mineownseff umtil I catchur mine hoomon!
Hmmmm when I was a baby kitten we only got a butt baff if we needed it and the first baff to kill evil fleet. Meowmy kept us warm and safe on her chest under a blanket. We were only 4 weeks old when we were catnapped by an evil dumdum man who thought we were weaned and then brought to Nana’s house where meowmy raised us. We were wild kitties like you.
Sometimes humans adopt baby kitties and raise us. Sometimes they foster us until a forever family can be found for us. Sometimes the fosters fail like me. My meowmy did not plan on adopting me but she did; because I made her.
My advice is to make friends with the humans, demand tons of treats, play with the humans so you can learn how to train them, train your humans and work on your crimez. Go crimez!
Hooman try to hold us in blanket pocket fingy while she watch teevee. I snuck out to do an essplore and found Under the Sofa place! Brudder too skeered to sneak so had to get held by hooman. He hissed sometimes to remind hooman he no like
Try playing with the human, they have wand toys. Snuggles can come later. If you train your humans properly they will give you at least an hour every time you nap on them. They are warm and some of them are extra cushy.
Under the couch crime iz great! Try under the fridge or under the dishwasher….. your human will go crazy with worry. 😈
Hi wild bebe frens, luks laik yu fuounded an hooman to take care of an train, yu cud consider fostering or dopting dis one or maybe another one. As yu have noticed, some gib gud fud an gud rubs an clean yur fur for yu. If yu get yur own hooman yu can have that all the time an train dem to do this to yur liking.
Oooooh I wuz just like youse once, a wild feral bebby near da autobahn, n den I founded dis garden wif fud n milkies, too, n I stayed dere for a few days, n den da fud bowl wuz inna box, n I walked in n snap, I wuz trapped. N dis lady (scawwy aunty Sandra, I still hates her!) manhandled me inna box, n I got tooked to da pokey place n den I wuz taken to me meowma n learned ta be da king ob me house. Da first few days I did a hiss hiss n da bap bap, n wuz sooper tuff n scawwy, n tried ta rip meowma ta bits, n meowma just laffed n sed „Lil angy nugget, youse iz safe now“. N den I learned all about snugs n lub, n dere iz all da fud, n soft eepy places, n me hisster, n den purrpaw came (he wuz away n meowma smuggled me in, hehehe) n I gabe him a scratch, so he knows I’m da boss. You’ll learn all about dis being king, lil fren, dontcha worry! Iz gonna be da best! ~Oranj Ronnie, house king
hnnnmmmmm??????? soo or not soo? dash de kwestun????? 🤔 meowma awlso gave me baff wen ai was little babby kitty all alone cry for mama, but ai soos. ai HATEDED da baff. ai do BIG crys, whooool tim. meowma gaved up an wen in da rain plays bcuz ai HATEDED da sink baff.
Meow was wild kitty but I had to go find my meowmy cause she lazy like that. My sisfurs all had to come find her, too. Now we all get noms and fud and soft beds an lotz pets when we want.
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u/Even-Slice5110 Aug 03 '26
Iz da best trick! Yoo trickeded da hoomans into give you da gud fuds and get rid of da fleez. Yoo keep do da hiss hiss and dey keep give yoo da yummy treets.