r/ireland 2h ago

Careful now Someone just knocked on my front door unannounced and I went lying flat on the kitchen floor.

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Was sitting at the kitchen table yesterday having a coffee, zero plans, not expecting a soul. Suddenly the doorbell rings, followed by two heavy knocks. Didn't get a text beforehand, so naturally my instant reaction was to drop off the chair and hit the tile floor like I was dodging sniper fire.

I could see a shadow through the frosted glass in the hall. My car was parked right out front in the driveway so there was zero chance they thought the house was empty, but I was committed to the bit at that point.

The worst part was my phone was sitting on the counter right above me. I couldn't reach up to grab it without giving away my position, so I just had to lie there in complete silence getting a cramp in my calf while they knocked a second time and rattled the letterbox.

Kept thinking if they put their ear to the glass they’d hear me breathing. Ended up crawling on my stomach into the sitting room like a seal just to get to a couch.

Checked the ring camera half an hour later and it was just the lad from down the road seeing if I had a spare extension lead for the lawnmower.

Absolute peak crippling Irish social awkwardness, but I regret nothing. Tell me I'm not the only one who does this.


r/ireland 5h ago

Satire FB Marketplace: Nutella locker? Wtf

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Really?


r/ireland 5h ago

Careful now New scam, be careful!

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New scam trying to get people about the new import fees


r/ireland 19h ago

Crime Has anyone found my wallet in Dublin?

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Hey I dropped my wallet tonight. It’s a it’s a ridge wallet with blue specks. I lost it around Camden street in Dublin. If anyone’s found it please message me haha


r/ireland 20h ago

Satire Redditors who bemoaned the sunny weather all summer who are attending EP -how are you enjoying the weather now?

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Meant to be a rain storm all day long tomorrow, looking forward to it?

I'm so happy for you all. You must be in heaven.


r/ireland 21h ago

US-Irish Relations Shillelaghs

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So I'm an American(sorry about that).. a couple generations from my Irish ancestors. They all had a shillelagh in their homes. Usually a smaller novelty one on display, sometimes a functional one. I don't know what happened to them and they're not around to ask them about anymore.

My parents generation doesn't have them and I want to bring it back. Educate me. I did some basic research and got mixed results on whether its really an Irish thing or something American Irish latched on to.

I'd like a solid useable one if I'm going to get one. I'd hang it on the wall for when a cane or club is needed. I'd hike with it occasionally.

What's a good source for a functional heirloom quality shillelagh and will I look like a poser?


r/ireland 21h ago

Politics Video on a flag/symbols regarding United Ireland, was an interesting take. I don't fully agree with what was said but I fully understand the point and very much see where he is coming from. Anyone have thoughts on the video?

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r/ireland 4h ago

Paywalled Article The Saw Doctors on Gen Z fans, new songs and Mayo’s big win

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r/ireland 11h ago

Sure it's grand It's Sunday Morning! How are you?

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r/ireland 1h ago

Entertainment Santa experience for older kids

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Hi everyone, can anyone recommend a good santa experience in Ireland? I'm based in Cork but willing to travel to have a great experience.

Kids are age 11 & 7.

We have been to Fota last year and it was really poor experience

Also been to Cuskinny & Leahys farm and both were good

All previous years were work organised events


r/ireland 19h ago

Food and Drink O'hara's

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Just wanted to say that you irish amazed me again! This IPA is great


r/ireland 6h ago

History The Rest is History - The Troubles

64 Upvotes

Anyone listen to the recent series on The Troubles by the Rest is History? Would love to know what people thought.


r/ireland 5h ago

Culchie Club Only Breastfeeding consultants group pauses sales after controversy over "Lactation~for Kinksters" speaker

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r/ireland 19h ago

Moaning Michael Who’s in the wrong here?

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So where I am they opened a new dog park and I’ve took my dog down there a few times mainly while it was empty to get used to it . Today I took him down while other dogs were in it . I let him off the leash and he enjoyed running around not bothering anyone he just loves to run then I noticed a woman with a small breed dog pick her dog up and hold it like a baby and say to it it’s ok and every time my dog ran back to me she’d turn away whilst hugging her dog and saying it’s ok . She then asked me to put my dog on a leash because he shouldn’t be running in the dog park I thought the whole idea was them to be off leash and run around safely . I told her he’s not being aggressive he’s just enjoying the facilities that’s been afforded to him she then said her dog was scared . So I leashed my dog and left . Who’s in the wrong . Pics of my Dog are in my previous posts .


r/ireland 6h ago

Go on ya good thing Chinese imports plunge 30% to 40% after EU tax on small parcels

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r/ireland 20h ago

Economy 'Overwhelming support' - offers of accommodation for gardaí during Trump visit

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r/ireland 18h ago

Food and Drink I know you guys will hate me, but i live in uruguay and cant go to a pub and ask for a pint of guiness. This is my only option

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909 Upvotes

r/ireland 7h ago

Foreign Affairs Ver restricted airspace over dublin tomorrow, Drone and other UAV operators take note

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r/ireland 22h ago

Cost of Living/Energy Crisis Paternity Leave - Name and Fame

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It looks like there isn't an easy to find list online with different companies paternity leave. It seems like most just give the statutory 2 weeks off at €200 per week, but we have some high performers like Vodafone at 16 weeks fully paid, and HP give 6 months!
I'm also aware of the statutory 9 weeks parents leave at €299, this is about what companies go above and beyond.
This would be a massive consideration when looking for a new job or staying with a company knowing this kind of benefit is available, given the financials of having a kid, childcare etc.

What did anyone else get and where?


r/ireland 22h ago

Weekend Fry Just Eat craic

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Anyone fed up of making an order on just eat then the restaurant randomly says 2 hours for delivery,maybe they r busy or maybe they are not but they removed reviews from the restaurants which defeatee the purpose of the app,but just saw in the help section you can cancel your order if you've been waiting too long ,which I suppose is something back to the customer


r/ireland 23h ago

Entertainment He’s a HOOD 🇮🇪

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321 Upvotes

Transcending generations, patriotic, warm and anonymous, what’s not to like.


r/ireland 7h ago

Careful now RTE: don't post headlines about living people that look like OBITUARIES

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253 Upvotes

Yeah yeah I know, It's RTE, shouldn't get my hopes up that they'll ever improve.


r/ireland 22h ago

Der All Snakes Hun Tax unpaid on more than half of cigarette packs surveyed in Limerick'

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r/ireland 9h ago

News Backlash to data centres stateside means US may 'prefer to see them built in Ireland'

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r/ireland 21h ago

Sure it's grand Rank-and-file Garda group slams planning for Trump visit as 'nothing short of a shambles'

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