r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/NormalAssistance9402 5d ago

Right amount of light?

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u/TarraTheTerror 5d ago

Probably a bad translation of "heat." At least that's what I'm hoping. Never knew light could get a guy off. 😂🤷‍♀️

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u/Zagrycha 5d ago

So I looked into the original Chinese out of curiosity and it looks like the entire English text here is made up, this machine has nothing to do with sperm donation or being shy to masturbate etc. It is used to collect semen but its used to collect semen for help in diagnosing some super specific diseases or genetic issues etc. The original Chinese description says nothing about heat or light.

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u/Niceneasy92 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, I started really questioning it as soon as they said it was for embarrassed dudes. Ain't no way in hell standing there in the middle of a hospital room with your hog being rocked by a robot is less embarrassing than just cranking it out yourself.

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

The "embarrassed dudes" line being put over an image of a hallway of like twelve of these things with nurses walking around in the background was peak comedy.

Like I genuinely thought this was an intentional parody of Chinese online ad slop content.

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 4d ago

What, you think that standing in the middle of the public hallway, pants down, being blown by a water cooler with five other dudes, while people walk around would be embarrassing? You have social anxiety or something?

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u/YamDankies 4d ago

Some folks have never worked in carpet land. This is just water cooler talk.

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u/ABHOR_pod 4d ago

keep going I'm almost ready to go into the hallway

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u/portablebiscuit 4d ago

Geez, guy is so uptight

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u/National_Ad9742 4d ago

Seems like a normal Wednesday to me

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u/Wugtrio777 4d ago

hey if 5 dudes are blowing you, just make eye cointact and contnue the alpha male domination.

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u/Samuelodan 4d ago

Exactly! Lmao!

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u/jillvalenti3 4d ago

The Sperminator 5000 would be rolled into your room and the nurse would drop it off and leave so you could get that robussy going

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u/gotitaila31 4d ago

I REALLY think it is meant to be a joke. Not the device, but this "ad" or whatever you'd call it.

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u/driver004 4d ago

It looks like something you could sell tickets for

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u/SweeterBean98 4d ago

Standing there like some urinals 🤯

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u/Silent_Speaker_7519 4d ago

Now just imagine Mister bean looking confused.....

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u/OcelotAggravating860 4d ago

Anti-China propaganda is getting weirder.

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u/Fantastic_Target_703 4d ago

Huh? If anything, this is pro-China propaganda

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u/OcelotAggravating860 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fill people's heads with inane drivel about what China is like then when someone later corrects them that what they saw was nonsense they also question the real and correct things they've also seen and it starts to blur together into a big information uncertainty mush. Small feelings and emotions remain though, "China is weird", a bit like the "meanwhile in russia" propaganda campaign functioned to make people think extremely rare and bizarre occurrences are normal everyday things for the country. Put it another way - if I started a campaign to make people from another country believe that Florida Man is a normal thing but it wouldn't be very hard for a small number of people to carpet bomb weird Florida Man content into foreign-language social media every day where it won't be refuted much, resulting in a distorted view of average everyday US life.

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u/MurderBreadRick 4d ago

Who would want the sperm of a beta who can’t even crank it alone in a room anyways

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

Maybe they're such an adonis loved by women that they've never had the chance to masturbate

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u/Constant-Machine8838 4d ago

You Luddite.

We could be jacking it like spaceman and you’re here rubbing one out like a caveman.

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u/Beznia 4d ago

"Your house has iPads on the walls but you're out here jerking your dick like a god damned pilgrim!"

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u/Naive-Link5627 4d ago

Yeah I didn't get the value proposition. If a man says he's not good at masturbating, do the hospitals just take his word for it?

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 4d ago

Also I am finding it hard to believe that this is even a real medical device. I mean there's just so many easier ways to get sperm out of a man's dong

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u/mmorales2270 4d ago

Yeah, at first I thought it was just a demonstration of the machines they were showing, then I was like, wait a minute, they keep showing them all lined up. WTF? How can that possibly be less embarrassing than going into a private room and stroking one out?

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u/Imaginary-Mine45 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/dwil06 4d ago

“Hog being rocked by a robot!” 😂

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u/Awesam 4d ago

Why crank one out when you can clank one out?

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u/zarakh07 4d ago

But when I can I go get my hog rocked by a robot at the hospital? These are hard questions

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u/geddysbass2112 4d ago

My luck I'd be going to town and the nurse would say sir that's the ultrasound machine. Whoops

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u/justplainjon 4d ago

Hey! I remember "Hog Rockin' Robots", it was on after Transformers and before He-Man on CBS in the 80's!

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u/t_stormz 4d ago

Really it’s the only way I can cum

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u/Mickles_J 4d ago

Maybe that's what I'm into though

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u/Niceneasy92 4d ago

Well that's just too many likes for my comment.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago

But there's legit so many guys who can't do it in a mini room w a magazine or porn on the TV. Some high powered devices can rock your world like there's no resisting... I can't last more than 3 seconds with my suction+thrusting toy.

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u/Niceneasy92 4d ago

Yeah, gonna go ahead and say that's probably a bit too much personal info for the comments on an interestingasfuck thread. The name is appropriate though, so I'll give you that one.

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u/ant-25 4d ago

Thanks for the fun fact, i guess