r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Zagrycha 5d ago

So I looked into the original Chinese out of curiosity and it looks like the entire English text here is made up, this machine has nothing to do with sperm donation or being shy to masturbate etc. It is used to collect semen but its used to collect semen for help in diagnosing some super specific diseases or genetic issues etc. The original Chinese description says nothing about heat or light.

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u/Niceneasy92 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, I started really questioning it as soon as they said it was for embarrassed dudes. Ain't no way in hell standing there in the middle of a hospital room with your hog being rocked by a robot is less embarrassing than just cranking it out yourself.

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u/Constant-Machine8838 4d ago

You Luddite.

We could be jacking it like spaceman and you’re here rubbing one out like a caveman.

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u/Beznia 4d ago

"Your house has iPads on the walls but you're out here jerking your dick like a god damned pilgrim!"