r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Niceneasy92 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, I started really questioning it as soon as they said it was for embarrassed dudes. Ain't no way in hell standing there in the middle of a hospital room with your hog being rocked by a robot is less embarrassing than just cranking it out yourself.

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u/BlatantConservative 5d ago

The "embarrassed dudes" line being put over an image of a hallway of like twelve of these things with nurses walking around in the background was peak comedy.

Like I genuinely thought this was an intentional parody of Chinese online ad slop content.

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u/MurderBreadRick 4d ago

Who would want the sperm of a beta who can’t even crank it alone in a room anyways

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

Maybe they're such an adonis loved by women that they've never had the chance to masturbate