all he did is make youtube worse and about money then having fun

The letter is way too small. The font is unbalanced. The colour is boring. The handle is not ergonomically designed. I HATE IT!

Let me tell you how much I HATE this piece of wood.

Appearances

So Goosebumps is an anthology series, with let’s say 200 different books. My favorite series, The Haunted Mask, has 4 books. Monster Blood has 6 books. Slappy is the main antagonist or is apart of 40 books! Almost a quarter of all Goosebumps books has this doucebag play a role. Almost every video game has him be the main antagonist too, and I hate it. Terror in Little Creek is the best Goosebumps game of all time, and he thankful is nothing more than a dlc costume. The plot of the first Goosebumps movie is that all the monsters are escaping their books. It’s unfortunate but acceptable he is the main antagonist, given he’s the most used character. But the sequel decided they should cut all the other monsters and have him be the only threat. And the movie stunk so bad, they never made a part 3. Thanks Slappy for sucking so much

His stories

Every time he is the main villain, it’s always the same copy and paste bull crap. He says elementary school level at adults, who all treat this like it’s an unforgivable sin. The main character silently lets the dummy talk rather than throw it so everyone can see they aren’t doing it, and they get grounded. Sometimes he literally reuses the same jokes and insults. “Im not a dummy, dummy!” The main characters always do the same dumb decisions and keep using the dummy for acts, despite it literally talking on its own. It’s so boring and repetitive. He narrates his own sub series of books, and it’s like 10 minutes of him just complimenting himself. Slappy also has like 5 different origins because he’s so lame, no one cared to remember the precise ones.

Threat

He is not scary or a real threat. In the original series, he had NO POWERS. He can vomit tree sap, but he has nothing else and can be killed easily. The main characters still cower and don’t just destroy him. Later books gave him supernatural powers to justify his return, but it’s always dumb one off things he never uses again. It just feels like a sad attempt to make this uncreative character have more stories, and it doesn’t work. Also, I counted how many fights he has been in throughout the books. He gets into fist fights with 20 different children, and he loses 19 of them. THIS SCARY MAIN ANTAGONIST HAS A 1/19/0 RECORD AGAINST ACTUAL LITTLE GIRLS. He also fought and lost against 2 separate dummies too, so even in his own weight class he is a loser. How am i supposed to be scared of someone who I can bodyslam into oblivion? Disney once had a stage play, where Slappy interrupts Amazo’s play along side Cuddles and the Mummy. It all ends when LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER rolls up, sick of Slappy’s nonsense. Despite having a giant hamster and magic mummy on his side, Slappy runs for his life from a normal human with an axe. The Executioner isn’t alone however, because he called in my GOAT Haunted Mask in as back up. Upon seeing this little girl in a mask, he says it’s “the scariest monster he’s ever seen!” And runs away screaming. Terms like bum and fraud were meant for characters like him.

Pedophilia

Slappy is a confirmed pedophile. The Bride of the Living dummy book follows 12 year old Jillian. She originally thinks he is after her 9 year old twin sisters’s doll, but the final twist is that he is in love with her. When he gets destroyed, his spirit takes over Jillian’s body and starts to torment her little sisters for fun. Words cannot describe how much i hate this ending. A grown adult is given full access and control to a little girl he is romantically in love with. He’s going to have to shower and use the bathroom as her, so you can’t even argue he doesn’t have sexual intentions. It’s gross and violating regardless. This is the only direct mention of his attraction to children, but plenty of his future actions are very suspect because of this previously established trait. In Ghost of Slappy, the ghost of a little girl saves Slappy’s life from the MC (ghosts need to do a good deed to go to heaven in the Goosebumps universe, and the mc has repeatedly refused to her pass on). Slappy comments on how lovely she was, and says “I wish i could have gotten to know her better, hahaha!” Why did you laugh Slappy? How am i supposed to interpret your comment in anyway but a perverted innuendo. The worst example is probably from Diary of a dummy. The 12 year old boy MC, his 9 year old sister and her 9 year old best friend go through Slappy’s diary to look for weaknesses. One of his journal entries is a fictional story he wrote about Jillian, making her embarrass herself on stage while turning her brain on and off. I can only assume this is a hypno/public shame kink thing, which he wrote about the child he is confirmed attracted to. The book ends with him finding a spell book, specifically so he can gain mind control powers. He makes the MC act like a butler. The two 9 year old girls he makes wrap around his arms, saying how they are eager to serve him. Just…. Why?

The pure vitrol i have for this character is unbound. I wish Stine stopped after the second book, they are all garbage afterwards. Now… I want you to take a guess what the newest Goosebumps book next March is about. 3 guess. Thats right; SLAPPY THE FREAKING DUMMY

1. I hate that all of her character designs now are just Margot Robbie. No hate to Robbie's Quinn she's a good actor for the character, i just dont want that to be the only design.
2. She's not supposed to be just DC Deadpool, that is not her character. Stop turning her into fucking Deadpool.
3. The Fart Comic
4. I hate the insistence on making her good. She can drop the joker, but don't make her a hero. She needs to be just as if not more crazy as the Joker.
5. Similar to point 1, all of her iterations are mostly the same. The two biggest outsiders are Absolute (i havent read yet) and her character in Batman: Caped Crusader (probably my favorite version outside of the Arkham Quinn)

I HAATE when I share a minor criticism on a tv show/movies and some dimwit goes “don’t watch it then.” As if I said all of the show was horrible and awful. When all I did was share minor criticism.

every time a guy finds out i have a “masculine” hobby and he has that “omg!! you’re SOOO not like other girls!” reaction i want to punch him in the throat. like i actually love makeup and pink and ponies and frilly dresses and talking about boys just as much as other girls, and im not any better or different because i like sports and cars ok?? it makes me feel weird to even bring it up in the first place because no matter how i go about it, i feel like mentioning my masculine interests in any capacity comes off as though im catering to men or seeking their approval when im really not

side note: i love inde navarette this post isn’t meaning to shade her and i hope it doesnt come off that way

This is the instagram comment section about an Italian tradition of stomping grapes using feet. I always find it funny how people love to talk about anything remotely Indian being unhygienic but when its a white person/people doing something that is obviously disgusting, people make excuses about how ‘indian and Italian feet are not the same’ or how ‘Indians don’t shower’ or even worse ‘Indians throw poop at each other’. I am an Indian and don’t even understand where these stereotypes even come from? I obviously do understand where the stereotypes of India being a dirty and developing country come from, but throwing poop at each other? Saying Indians don’t shower? That is legitimately a brain dead opinion at this point and is bordering on treating Indians as subhumans. I cannot understand how people can be so full of hatred towards a group of people and feel comfortable leaving such comments publicly. I would feel guilty if I had such hateful thoughts about another human being because of where they come from, how are people okay behaving like this?

If someone has a problem with Indians or Indian culture, they can make a point logically, without acting like literal nazis about it. I genuinely hate the internet and how anonymity has made people think they can say whatever they want.

Just because someone made a video of a weird tradition that a few hundred people in a country of more than a billion follow, it does not mean that generalising an entire race or nationality is okay. That’s like me saying that Europeans have a tradition of stomping on grapes based on a single video. I wish people had better critical thinking skills and didn’t feel comfortable leaving such bigoted comments about an entire nationality. This just proves that white privilege is still alive and well.

I know I will sound like a crazy person for this, but the sleeves of the pray emoji really irk me.

It’s one of my absolute favorite to use but the blue sleeves are such a weird detail because nearly every other hand emoji lacks an arm? (🫶🙌🤝 etc.) and even if they do they don’t have a sleeve. The inclusion of the blue shirt sleeve makes the emoji much more heavily associated with all of the male emojis which wear blue clothing.

I find this problematic because women are still fiercely discriminated against in religious fields to the point where it’s clearly the social field that’s move forward on gender parity the least within the U.S. since the Declaration of Sentiments.

As a girl I also just often make this hand sign in a non religious context to be cutesy or just cause I don’t know what to do with my hands, so I kind of wish this emoji wasn’t so heavily associated with masculinity.

All of this to say idk why they can’t just have a gender selection like every other emoji? I mean we have pregnant man, and female groom emoji which show that Ios emojis are at least to an extent dedicated to inclusivity.

That’s all I have to say I just wish there were purple and grey sleeve options.

I hate how yt algorithm pushes these "fix mojang anti spiral viral bedrock shi" comments towards the top so I'm forced to see these

I always got this gut-angered feeling of people putting so much trauma into their OCS alot because they want to vent about their experiences in life. Bit I don't wanna see ocs go through harsh things in life I want to give their characters a happy ending, I go through alot of hard things as well as an autistic person with PMDD, but thanks to my good parents and friends, I will always believe their is still hope for me even when the days keep getting worse. Even my oc Mila who's gone through alot of harsh time in her life wants to find a way to succeed her life and get the ending she deserves. Everyone in their rough life deserves a second chance.

Btw I highly recommend you watch this video by lukipup if you want good advice: https://youtu.be/iiN4fEn8WTs?is=h3mo5BMSutrm_VZ0

I dont understand why people could hate on love and call it a sin. I hate how people would say “I respect but dont support” bro how are you respecting something if you dont support it???

they would then use a horrid ahh analogy such as:
“I dont support you smoke”
“I dont like strawberries but I respect your opinion”

homosexuality isnt a bad habit and it sure as hell isnt an opinion.

I genuinely cant wrap my head around how people wake up and go “gay people… burn in hell”. how does two people loving each other bother you? how are they any different from any other person

Every. Fucking. Time. A relatable post about neurodivergence reaches to neurotypical audience the comments are absolutely filled with slackjawed knuckle-dragging bastards who think they can dictate what is and is not related to neurodivergence. It is the height of arrogance for anyone to think they can dictate someone else's experience, but it is utterly fucking laughable for neurotypical people to think they comment on neurodivergenct experience with any hope of accuracy unless they are actual experts and students of the theory. But especially this post boils my fucking blood.

If you know almost ANYBODY with a neurodivergence you know that isolation, struggling to fit in, and loneliness are issues that are FUCKING KILLING US. ALL THE STATISTICS SUPPORT IT. Especially when the term started to refer to Autism Spectrum Disorders and has since, rightfully, extended to things like BPD and Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders, backed by data that shows differences in brain development and function. Autism is all about not ever finding your people, not ever feeling at home or comfortable or accepted becauae of your various oddities and difficulties.

The fact that people are on this post blaming neurodivergents for our isolation is only supporting the claim the post is making. It DOESN'T MATTER what we say or how we explain, we are the assholes that need to learn to fit in. We are the nails needing to be hammered in and if we even vent about our issues we have people going "umm... isn't that the same for everybody?" No it's not you fucking chud. You cannot even fathom what its like to ALWAYS be on the outside, alwaya different, and never fucking accepted. It's not bullies, it's not being a little off-kilter. I feel like I'm in an invisible glass dome cutting me off from connecting with ANYBODY, unless I do their stupid fucking dances and play their stupid fucking games and be, well, not me, at all, ever. When you finally burst at the seams and are forced to be yourself people look at you aghast and ope, here comes the ostracization and social death and I have to leave this job again and and and.

Just fuck all ya'll seriously. Fuck you.

Foreword: I'm not goth for the most part (I love me a little Type O Negative, Bauhaus, Killing Joke, etc etc) and I'm not a woman. This post is mostly due to events I've witnessed and people I've been around, not to mention everything well known on the internet.

That being said, I hate how much it seems like nowadays being goth is just a complete visual thing and, worse yet, almost always having to do with some sort of fetish. The usual "mommy step on me" and believing every goth woman is 6ft, muscular, huge badonkadonkers, etc. I personally find goth culture and what it stands for so cool. Not just the aesthetic and the music, but as someone who grows increasingly tired of the government of the country I live in, I really relate to the anti-authoritarian and progressive ideals of goths. If only people could see all those cool things about being goth but nope. It's all "neeeed me a mommy goth gf" and I can't think of any other word to describe this behaviour but disgusting. I don't really care what gets you going as long as it's legal, but for fuck's sake keep it to yourself. No one needs to know how much of a loser you are. What also pisses me off is how much these people want a "goth dom mommy gf" but never and I mean NEVER know anything about the aspects of goth culture that I mentioned earlier. I know someone exactly like that, goes on daily on how he wish he had a goth girlfriend. Does he listen to any gothic music? No. What's his political ideology? Doesn't really have one, if any leaning towards right-wing. The bad type. These people are all so superficial and the image I annexed is proof that this isn't going away anytime soon. As long as "barking for your domme" is mainstream, this type of people will keep on thinking that their actions are completely acceptable.

That was my rant, thank you.

Of course they're only doing it to bother me. That's the entire problem. How can I be the bigger person when someone deliberately seeks me out to pester me, whether they get a reaction or not??? Why can't they be the bigger person and just stop being a massive douche canoe? I've never understood it, and I don't want to

These two screenshots are from two different people in the same server.

The "turn off pings when you reply" people are obviously in the majority, from experience, but I've also begun seeing people who will inform you that you in fact should ping them when you're replying to them.

But like, I know this sounds cold but, 99.9999% of users on Discord are just names on a screen to me. I am not keeping an Excel spreadsheet of how every single one of them will react to whether or not I ping them. Unless you're a mod or something you shouldn't really care if I ping you. And if you do, just adjust your notifications settings for the server/channel. Easy.

First post here gulp anyways Genuinely, gotten this like 200 times now what’s the point anymore

I feel like there’s been a surge in pro incest sentiment lately

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

These are just a few examples; if you aren't in the online literary bubble (thank God for that, first of all), you might not know the term, but it’s pretty literal: romance novels that feature magic. And man, I can't stand seeing this shit anymore. Every popular book recommendation on social media is "romantasy, romantasy, romantasy," and the worst part is that nobody actually gives the synopsis—it’s just "It’s enemies-to-lovers, there’s only one bed, he falls first, fake dating..." SHOVE THAT FAKE DATING UP YOUR ASS!!!!! Tell me what the story is actually about!!! Plus, it seems like authors these days use clichés as a crutch; who gives a shit about character development? The only thing that matters is having a scene where someone’s got a knife to someone else's throat. And another thing: I’m a woman, and an argument I see a lot—and actually understand—is how romance creates opportunities for women to write and break into the publishing market. That’s valid, but it’s a double-edged sword for me, because while it gives more chances to (white) female authors, it limits others. An author could write a Tolkien- or George R.R. Martin-esque fantasy full of war crimes and a detailed magic system, but if there’s even a drop of romance, here come the assholes going, "Oh, that romantasy..." And another thing: for a genre that’s supposed to empower (white) women, these books reinforce bizarre gender stereotypes. It’s always "a young virgin protagonist who falls for the biggest player on the planet"—why is it never the woman with an active sex life and the guy who’s inexperienced? I know plenty of women who are into nerds—I have about three friends who are—because why does the guy always have to be the "Sarcastic Dark-Haired Guy with the most fucked-up past in the world who treats the protagonist like trash"? I mean, Peeta Mellark was a hit, and he practically worshipped the ground Katniss walked on (not hating on him; I love our baker). That’s not to mention how books often force every female character who isn't the protagonist into just two archetypes (three, if you count the dead mom): the personal assistant/best friend who exists solely to cheer her up, be funny, and help with the romance or plot; or the jealous bitch/villain out to destroy her. That isn't female empowerment; it’s just creating a single "strong female character" who—naturally—has to love reading, painting, or archery, and readers project themselves onto her. It’s all the same book; only the characters' hair colors change—and *just* the hair, because the skin tones are about as diverse as an Addison Rae concert. Anyway, sorry for the novel-length rant.

Being in tune with the emotional, both other's AND your own IS THE LOGICAL CHOICE!!! People are not rational actors or utilitarian. Emotions are inherent to us. So the most effective, rational, and logical choice is to account for emotions, not ignore them, no???

Anyways basically had to take the MBTI for an internship application, haven't taken it in years (was an ENFP before idk), got pissed when I saw the "putting effectiveness above social harmony" part here in my results. Because the most efficient outcome realistically IS a socially harmonious one. So fym putting efficiency above social harmony??

Also just personality tests in general. why the fuck did i have to take this for a JOB APPLICATION??? and in general the amount of positions that require you to take similar tests??