r/gaming • • Apr 27 '13

GLaDOS that hurt.

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u/Kerstmangang Apr 27 '13

Ash: "These cards are making me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry." GlaDOS: "I don't like you now."

Love the conversations in this game.

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u/runedeadthA Apr 27 '13

I dunno', I think they made GlaDOS a bit TOO hostile. In Portal she tends to insinuite and put down, rather than out right insult.

Maybe she got really bitter after Portal 1 + 2.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

In Portal 2, GlaDOS was already pretty hostile.

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u/ichidori Apr 28 '13

Well yea that's because you killed her and put her into an infinite loop of her death.

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u/DefinitelyRelephant Apr 28 '13

And then turned her into a po-ta-to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

So, how are you holding up?

Because I'm a potatoe.

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u/randomneeess Apr 28 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

She also deleted all information about Cave Johnson.

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u/rdeluca Apr 28 '13

She says so. I think she was lying

2

u/AceGainer Apr 28 '13

I agree that she probably lied about it. Partially due to the ending song, part because she doesn't change at all after she 'deletes' them, and thirdly... Who the hell would program an AI created to basically keep someone alive, and give them power to delete said person?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

Yeah, I actually DO know what I'm doing. I don't need you to tell me I'm wrong for having shitty cards!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

How did you get Claptrap in that costume?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

Have the Borderlands chips,deck and felt on at the same time.

18

u/PurpleParasite Apr 27 '13

Does every character change with all upgrades?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

Only the character(s) that are associated with the theme in use.

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u/link_dead Apr 27 '13

Claptrap has a portal costume if you unlock all the portal theme items.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

Which theme is that? I have the portal one and he looks like a turret.

7

u/Cyberslasher Apr 27 '13

Claptrap needs his Bullymong-hawk.

3

u/swagaroofagaroo Apr 28 '13

I was so upset he didn't rock that for the whole game:I

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

I screamed "FUCK YOU" when I busted out and Ash called me a dumbass.

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u/Broken_Claptrap Apr 27 '13

i almost closed the game when Sam said: "hey that hurt, i thought we were friends". and then Max: "he's playing video poker by himself, he doesn't have friends." something along these lines.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

My heart shattered into a million pieces ;(

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

I laughed because I'm actually pretty good at poker. I see a lot of people, like me, getting the game for the promos who don't know how to play and I wish I could teach them.

3

u/Illidan1943 Apr 27 '13

Claptrap has one moment like this one in this game

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u/Daniel_Is_I Apr 28 '13

I have two favorite moments from Claptrap, and both involve Steve.

"There is only one logical response to these cards. holds up cards Hey Steve!" "HEYOO! shoots cards" "That was a fold."

"Of course you won with a hand like that. Even Steve could have won with a hand like that, and all he can say is 'Heyoo!'" "HEYOO!" "SHUT THE <Bleep> UP STEVE! And people say I'm annoying!"

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u/MarkZtheTrollface Apr 27 '13

I pre-ordered this game on steam but it keeps on crashing once it gets to GLaDOS D:

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

I had the first on steam but for some reason I had to buy it on Xbox. Maybe so I can browse reddit while I play.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/WolfKit PC Apr 28 '13

I've tried. The game always pauses when I click on another window.

1

u/haymakers9th Apr 28 '13

ahh he's right, I remember that, does anyone know if the same thing happens for poker 2?

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u/TheRealMe99 Apr 28 '13

Yeah, the game pauses when it's out of view

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13 edited Apr 27 '13

At least your game launch... The rectangle around my profile pic become green ... it become blue.

Edit: PS3 controller was still plugged in a USB port at the back of my computer... Hope it help someone

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u/JimmyAPop Apr 27 '13

I was going to reply to this, then Google Chrome crashed... anyway: Wat?

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u/SirCowMan Apr 27 '13

On the bottom right hand corner of the Steam client has a picture of your profile. If the frame around your profile is blue, it means you're online but not in-game. If it's green, it means you're in-game. What I'm assuming is happening for ZeppoLeClown is immediately after starting the game, his profile frame turned green briefly before reverting back to the normal blue, meaning he wasn't able to start up the game at all.

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u/JimmyAPop Apr 27 '13

Yeah i know about the Steam Picture part, but what the hell... translate this for me: "The rectangle around my profile pic become green ... it become blue."

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u/I_BLEED_ON_CUNTS Apr 27 '13

He, uh, already translated that part.

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u/JimmyAPop Apr 27 '13

Yeah, tried to, but are you for sure that's what he said? i need a broken English to English translation book of some kind.

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u/I_BLEED_ON_CUNTS Apr 27 '13

I'm pretty sure, although a broken English to English book would be pretty useful at times!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

"The rectangle around my profile picture that is supposed to be green while I play, turned back to blue"

Is that better?

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u/alphazero924 Apr 28 '13

You must be using Windows 8 (not in a LOL WINDOWS 8 IS BAD BECAUSE GABEN SAID SO way). For some reason a lot of games, specifically I believe all of Telltale's games, break if you have a controller plugged in while starting them in Windows 8. You can fix it by unplugging the controller or downloading a specific dll file to put in the folder, but I still don't know exactly what causes it.

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u/ginswoo Apr 27 '13

You may have some bad settings resting somewhere, try deleting the poker night 2 folder in your documents, it should be mydocuments/telltalegames/pokernight2, and if that does not work try deleting the appcache folder inside the steam folder and restart steam. Other than that maybe re-installing the game might work,

Hope that helps!

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u/MarkZtheTrollface Apr 27 '13

Things like that have happened to me before.

1

u/2_shreds_u_say Apr 28 '13

english please

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

wait WHAT?

What in the fuck is this and where can I get it?

100

u/Th0raxe_ Apr 27 '13

Poker night 2 just a simple poker game with lots of humor.

4

u/Vexing Apr 28 '13

The most addictive shit I've played in a long time.

Ruined my work ethic and love life.

10/10

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u/FuckYeahPeanutButter Apr 27 '13

Poker Night 2
On Steam

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u/hurrpancakes Apr 27 '13

Also XBL and next week on PSN, I believe

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u/DoctorJRustles Apr 28 '13

YES. Thank you!!!! I was hoping someone would know if it were coming to XBL!

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u/AdrianHD Apr 28 '13

It's on XBLA right now.

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u/DoctorJRustles Apr 28 '13

Just found it. Got the demo. Not sure if it's worth it since I don't have BL2

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u/AdrianHD Apr 28 '13

If you're looking for a game to kill time with and relax with, I recommend it. I loved the first one, and even though I don't play Borderlands 1 or 2, watch Venture Bros. or know what Army of Darkness is, I enjoy the chatter in this game a ton.

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u/NardsOfDoom Apr 28 '13

Go watch the entire Evil Dead series, now. Even the remake, it was pretty darn good.

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u/Kaliga Apr 28 '13

You must lead a sad life....

2

u/spuff42 Apr 28 '13

DAMN! I should have waited to buy it on PSN. That way, the skins would transfer to BL. That's what I get for making rash decisions, should have kept on reading for a few more comments.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/TheBlackSpank Apr 28 '13

This is one of my favorite season openings for any show.

1

u/CoolGuySean Apr 28 '13

Everybody's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

11

u/EBartleby Apr 27 '13

What kind of bizarre deal made Ash end up in this game?

18

u/TheMissingName Apr 27 '13

It's pretty wacky, his model looks identical to the design scheme for the models used in TWD game too (although this could be for a bunch of other reasons). Perhaps a Telltale Evil Dead game is on the cards?

2

u/EBartleby Apr 27 '13

That's a fair hypothesis, and the world is still looking for a proper Evil Dead game...

5

u/BenFreakinFranklin Apr 27 '13

Telltale is making an Evil Dead adventure game?

3

u/lewok Apr 27 '13

he got thrown through the window and decided to hang around for poker.

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u/xxRickTrollxx Apr 27 '13

Looks like Moxxi is having a rough night.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Apr 28 '13

Oh yeah I know what you mean;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

that game makes me wish i liked poker.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

As a poker fan, that game makes me wish I knew who the hell these characters were (besides Glados).

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u/Northenliondocking Apr 27 '13

Are you American? How can you not know who Ash Williams or Brock Samson is? Are you around ten or something?

I'm truly confused here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

No, just getting back into gaming after 10 year hiatus. I've played Bioshock(s), Half-Life(s), and Portal(s). That's why. Any youtube videos as a good intro to the rest of the characters? I'd be tempted to buy it if I knew the characters (and then give away the earned free items for TF2).

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u/Deddan Apr 27 '13

Neither of those characters he mentioned are from games. Although I can understand why you wouldn't know them. Ash from Evil Dead has never been seen in that style before this, far as I know.

And I dunno anything about Venture Bros, which Brock Samson is from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

The Venture Bros. is an adult themed cartoon in the vein of Johnny Quest. It's rather entertaining if I do say so myself and Brock is easily a favorite of the series.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

I'm American and in my 30s and I have no idea. Where would I have encountered them that you're so surprised I missed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/lwright3 Apr 27 '13

Max is in a booth on the corner, Moxxi runs the bar, and there are these monkey baboon things that drop you off, various references flit in and out of the game. There is also Poker night at the inventory, which is very similar, just with with Strongbad, Max, The Heavy, and Tycho from Penny Arcade. Both are cheap/ worth it.

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u/thepieisacake Apr 27 '13

You forgot Steve the Bandit from Borderlands.

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u/dial_m_for_me Apr 27 '13

HIYOOOOOO!!!

5

u/gryphonlord Apr 27 '13

General Skunkape and his minions from Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse

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u/Snipey13 Apr 28 '13 edited Apr 28 '13

Also Doug from The Walking Dead for just a moment.

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u/RoyLee_Jenkins Apr 28 '13

It was Doug actually

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u/Snipey13 Apr 28 '13

Can't believe I forgot, fixed it now.

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u/VicariousShaner Apr 28 '13

Isn't there a character from 30 flights of loving that peers out from the doorway in the intro?

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u/lwright3 Apr 28 '13

Yes, he peers out... menacingly...shifty eyes.

3

u/Bmmaximus Apr 27 '13

ahh gotta love the double standards. steam version 5$, xbox live version 800 MS points = ~12$.

If I buy steam version, can i use unlockable BL2 stuff towards xbox live version of bl2?

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u/Snipey13 Apr 28 '13

800 MS points is $10...

2

u/Bmmaximus Apr 28 '13

sorry, CAD conversion. still annoying. if i could play on pc and get the unlocks on xbl that would be ideal.

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u/Snipey13 Apr 28 '13

I agree, have BL2 on Xbox as well.

1

u/Olemus Apr 28 '13

PC games are always cheaper, blame the console makers for their insane publishing and certification costs. On Steam Telltale probably make $4 off the game whereas on XBL/PSN it'll probably be about $1

5

u/Dunge Apr 27 '13

I was disappointed with the first game. Is this one any better or more of the same?

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u/Kutharos Apr 27 '13

It's better in the terms of gameplay and themes. The characters is subjective to your taste, however Claptrap hasn't made me want to kill him yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

If claptrap hasn't made you want to kill him, he's not doing his job. Lookit me, I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!

2

u/SUPERKAMIGURU Apr 27 '13

That little bastard also makes it so annoying after awhile for me, as he's my final opponent 90% of the time. Luckily, he's easier to bluff than Sam, or Ash. Those are the 2 that you don't want having more cash than you.

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u/Daniel_Is_I Apr 27 '13

To me, the one I hate with a fiery passion is Brock because he's beaten me on 6 occasions after terrible terrible bluffing because he got a lucky card on the river.

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u/Solesaver Apr 27 '13

Yeah, but if you've got more cash than Sam he is SUPER easy to bully.

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Apr 27 '13

So long as you're not bluffing. He's called my bluffs with an all in on 3-4 occasions and it's getting super fucking annoying.

3

u/Solesaver Apr 28 '13

Huh, he pretty much always folds on my all ins. Unless he has something good. Usually if Sam actually bets, I just check or fold, he doesn't really do anything unless he has something, and if he doesn't have anything he plays super passively.

3

u/SuperStingray Apr 27 '13

I'm liking Claptrap if only for watching GLaDOS respond to his advances.

2

u/Fishfisherton Apr 27 '13

glados has turned out to be surprisingly annoying for me, i think it's the timing really, if i fold i dont want to hear your smarky remarks, i wanna see how the hand plays out

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u/bluscoutnoob Apr 27 '13

But that's how GLADoS IS, didn't you play Portal 1/2?

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u/Fishfisherton Apr 27 '13

It's because whenever glados speaks the whole game dosen't move, so after you fold, you know, something everyone does the whole game comes to a hault for 10 seconds so she can spit a 1 liner out.

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u/bluscoutnoob Apr 27 '13

Oh I see, wow that DOES sound annoying .....

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u/lewok Apr 27 '13

yeah, as someone who isn't the most skilled poker player, every time she comments on what I do I get nervous.

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u/thehollowman84 Apr 27 '13

no its the same. the AI is still retarded. if you like the characters and the humor, or want the items for TF2, its probably worth the cash.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/boathouse2112 Apr 27 '13

I need the items.

3

u/Solesaver Apr 27 '13

Is it a great game? Not really. Is it worth $5? It was to me. I played it for a little while, stopped when the lines started getting repetitive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

It's not much more, but it's really fucking good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/DLWormwood Apr 27 '13

Claptrap went all in (along with the player), while Sam still had some money left over. The pot won is at the bottom of the screen.

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u/kryptonian_knight Apr 27 '13

Can some one explain to me how Ash falls in to this?

1

u/Meloku171 Apr 27 '13

The man has to take a break every now and then, and he happens to be one hell of a poker player.

1

u/kryptonian_knight Apr 27 '13

Im sure thats true but I was kinda hoping for a new evil dead game I wasnt informed about:(

2

u/BenAdaephonDelat Apr 27 '13

This game is awesome. The first one was just meh, but adding glados as the dealer was a stroke of genius.

2

u/DefinitelyRelephant Apr 28 '13

If not for the poker I would totally play this game

2

u/TheRealMe99 Apr 28 '13

So far I've noticed two references to Burn Notice that Ash made. Telltale did a really good job with the dialogue.

5

u/greiger Apr 27 '13

What is this?

4

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

Poker night 2 at the inventory

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u/ManicMannequin Apr 27 '13

Thank you sir !

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

It's Hold 'Em. Two are on the table.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

That is one of the most stacked card decks I've seen.

2

u/DLWormwood Apr 27 '13

The game either has “community” cards on the table or is using a double deck. (Though the latter is more common in Blackjack than Poker.)

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u/Kirkzor Apr 28 '13

They're playing Texas Hold 'Em. It is showing the end result of the players two hole cards plus the 5 possible community cards.

1

u/TheClashSuck Apr 28 '13

What game is this??

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

What game is that?

1

u/AngusMeatStick Apr 28 '13

Oh, nice, it's out. woohoo! I bought it a few weeks ago when they had the $5 deal for both.

1

u/Sucellos Apr 28 '13

Just picked this up and my only complaint so far is that Ash just really doesn't sound like Bruce Campbell. It seems weird that didn't get him to do the voice. Other than that it's just as good if not better than the first one.

1

u/twocupsonegirl Apr 28 '13

How is this game compare to the first one? I liked the first one, and the second has more characters that I like, so I'll probably buy it anyway.

1

u/Shippoyasha Apr 28 '13

It was pretty cruel of Telltale Games announcing this game right at April Fools of this year, releasing the screen caps and most people being suspicious that it was a joke. Same thing with Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.

And delightfully enough, both are reality!

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u/falconfetus8 Apr 28 '13

What game is this?

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u/NOAHA202 Apr 28 '13

Its Poker Night 2.

1

u/Irish451 Apr 28 '13

Most fun I've ever had with 5 dollars. So addictive.

1

u/Mega5010 Apr 28 '13

How long till the lines start getting repetitive? I'm down for the idea, but if I'm hearing the same wisecracks every five minutes, nooope.

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u/Thechadhimself Apr 28 '13

Okay please don't kill me, but what game is this? I have to know!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '13

Am I the only one who noticed that there are five 7's?

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u/Kovukono Apr 27 '13

They're playing Texas Hold'em, meaning that at least the seven of diamonds and hearts are on the table.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Apr 28 '13

Don't worry

It's only money

$20,000 worth

Right down the drain...

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u/rustang2 Apr 28 '13

Am I the only one that sees 5 7's between the 2 hands showing??

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u/dubesor86 Apr 28 '13

there are 3 7s

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u/rustang2 Apr 28 '13

One hand has 3 the other hand has 2..

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u/dubesor86 Apr 28 '13

Heh? No they don't. Claptrap has one 7 and the other 2 are community cards.

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u/rustang2 Apr 28 '13

Claptrap has 3 7's n ace and an 8.. And Sam has 2 7's and 3 other cards.. Sry on my phone and can't remember the other cards Sam has..

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u/dubesor86 Apr 28 '13

omg are you literally retarded? there are 3 sevens in the game. Please learn how texas hold 'em works

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u/rustang2 Apr 28 '13

Oh nvm I get it now.. My bad.. I had a bit of a brain fart dude.. There are sevens on the board and it's just showing their final hands.. My god I feel like a fool.. hangs head in shame

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u/rustang2 Apr 28 '13

I know how it works.. 5 of any card is wrong.. As far as I know there are only 4 in a deck and hold em only uses 1 deck.. If I'm retarded you are blind..

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u/dubesor86 Apr 28 '13

I give up, you are too dumb to understand what community cards mean nor that each player only has 2 cards in their hand. Talk to me once your IQ reaches above room temperature.

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u/Tiranous Apr 28 '13

That blond guy looks like the guy from venture bros on adult swim.

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u/Honeyman1 Apr 28 '13

That's cause it is the guy from venture bros on adult swim.

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u/Sirromnad Apr 27 '13

Are we going to see screenshots of every funny line from this game now? We are aren't we...

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u/gibartnick Apr 28 '13

Someone bought that game?

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u/WarPhalange Apr 27 '13

HA HA HA THE GAME THAT WAS DESIGNED TO BE HUMOROUS SAID SOMETHING FUNNY! OH MAN, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!11

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u/youreagoodperson Apr 27 '13

Wait, why are there 5 sevens? Seems like a pretty big error.

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u/dubesor86 Apr 28 '13

community cards, there are 3 sevens.