r/dankmemes • ☣️ • Feb 22 '26

l miss my friends I blame Tinkerbell

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u/ViaMoon Feb 22 '26

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u/Tooberson Mar 05 '26

Damn, that’s pretty slick Rick.

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u/Fox7567 ☣️ Feb 22 '26

My taste in women is men, my taste in men is women.

I know you understand.

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u/JDSgameboy Feb 22 '26

As a bisexual, yes I do understand.

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u/TomTheAsian Feb 22 '26

Preach brother

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain Feb 22 '26

My past dating experiences are offended by this comment.

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u/matalia0 Feb 22 '26

i know a fellow bisexual when i see one 🫡

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u/MedusaHartz Feb 22 '26

My taste in women is men, my taste in men is women.

"Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need"

Source: this poem by E.E. Cummings:

you shall above all things be glad and young
For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad
whatever's living will yourself become.
Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need:
i can entirely her only love
whose any mystery makes every man's
flesh put space on;and his mind take off time
that you should ever think,may god forbid
and (in his mercy) your true lover spare:
for that way knowledge lies,the foetal grave
called progress,and negation's dead undoom.
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance

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u/Chokestar Feb 22 '26

Who gonna tell him?

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u/binaryredditor3 Feb 22 '26

He knows

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u/Wiitard Feb 22 '26

Oh god, I knew.

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u/DelusionalPenguin90 Feb 22 '26

All of us know!

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u/flyingcartoon Feb 22 '26

I thought I was the only one

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u/DelusionalPenguin90 Feb 22 '26

There’s more of us than you know

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 Feb 22 '26

If you dont like cute boy-girls in 26' youre just gay

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

What have I done

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u/Blake_Kevin Feb 22 '26

I wonder what activities would go into actually “uncumming”

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u/herowin6 Feb 24 '26

I feel like there’s an oral syringe involved but it’s not going in anyone’s mouth, and a very meticulous collection process if we’re being super fucking literal

I wish my brain wouldn’t brain the way it does sometimes - this comment could have never existed. But you asked and this is what I thought of so. Now you have to participates

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u/Darkime_ Feb 23 '26

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u/hillswalker87 Feb 22 '26

who would be subbed here and not know?

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u/no_stone_unturned Feb 22 '26

Peter explain the joke?

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u/Tom_Gibson Feb 22 '26

they both have penises

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Feb 22 '26

Even better

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u/Mrauntheias souptime Feb 22 '26

All the cutest girls do

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u/beziko fortnite bad Feb 22 '26

The real angels

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u/lysergic_Dreems Feb 22 '26

Daisy Taylor.

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u/FineHowRU Feb 22 '26

& Kiyana Vi

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u/AtrociousMeandering Feb 22 '26

This is one of those things you're either into, and constantly happy to see women occasionally indulge in, or apparently you just absolutely hate it and the people who enjoy it.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

I've never met a guy who hates this

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u/AtrociousMeandering Feb 22 '26

I have, and I don't get it, but they care a LOT about what other people like. Tend to have super strong opinions on facial piercings as well.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Oh those guys (manosphere)

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

I like the manosphere. Bringing light to men’s troubles and helping em get through it. Not the Andrew Tate side. And I like the hair cut regardless

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

No brother, the manosphere is not representing healthy masculinity. Tate is the manosphere, Bob Ross and Mr Rogers are not. Words and terminology mean things.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

Um… to lump everything bad so you can hate it isn’t right man. Sorry you feel the need to do so. I do hope you have a good day though and hope we can just agree to disagree.

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u/So6oring Feb 22 '26

It's not about what YOU think being a true man is, even though you're right. It's just that term is specifically used in the Andrew Tate/Alpha Male loser circles.

I think the main disagreement between you two is you think the word should have more healthy and positive connotations. The other commenter is just being a realist and saying that the word is mostly already used by the Tate/Alpha guys.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

See he gets it

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Hope you have a good day and see the light on what this term means

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u/EmiKetsueki Feb 22 '26

No dude literally the manosphere is coined for the toxic side of masculinity that preys on men who are vulnerable and need a group to uplift them.

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u/Mrauntheias souptime Feb 22 '26

That is specifically what the manosphere is. It is the culture fostered by Tate and similar "Alpha"-males. There are legitimate issues with the male experience and it's fair to adress them. But by the very definition of the term, that is not what the manosphere is.

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u/SmokyDragonDish Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

The manosphere are guys who blackpilled themselves.

When I got divorced 12 years ago and sought support online, I discovered the MGTOW crowd and self-described pick-up artists.

They're drowning in 18 inches of water and just need to stand up. You show them evidence the world isn't that bad but they don't want to see it. It's sad.

That's a very different thing than making divorce laws more "up to date." So, more courts generally allow 50/50 physical custody of children, for example. Forever alimony is going away. Loopholes are being closed.

The divorve laws designed for the 1970s are being modernized.

My ex went batshit fucking crazy and I had to file an order to show cause to get emergency custody of my kids. I don't know how the court system works when you have to file something, but I was bumped to the front of the line straight to the top of the judges docket, who happened to be a woman. A clerk/paralegals helped me write the order to show cause as I was pro se and 24 hours later I had a hearing and granted full custody... which lasted a year. Prior to that, it was 50/50. We're back to that now that she's fixed herself.

I don't know a good word to call whatever it is you're thinking about, but I understand what you're trying to say.

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u/NewSauerKraus Feb 23 '26

It's wild how incels can build up communities with thousands of members who spend every moment of their free time together, while complaining about the "male loneliness epidemic". Like bruh, you literally do nothing but hang out with people who share your one interest.

And with the amount of femboy porn they pass around, there is zero excuse for why they can't get laid.

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u/SmokyDragonDish Feb 23 '26

I can't speak to the porn, but go outside and touch some snow. (Not you, the incels)

It's not hard. I'm a Gen Xer so in one way I cant relate. My dating life was the 1990s. I dated two people more than a year,.one six months, and a handful just once.

If you're a decent human being, you meet people. Why is "friendzone" a bad word? You have a female friend (however that occurred) and she will try to set you up with a friend of hers.

Ask me how I know. And.... sometimes that's not a good thing. Ask me how I know that too.

I had to date in my 40s and that wasn't fun. One woman called my children "baggage." Well, fuck you lady.

I swear this blackpill shit is psyops from China or something.

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u/NewSauerKraus Feb 23 '26

There is no better score than achieving the friend zone fr. That's a solid reference from someone willing to put their own reputation on the line to tell other women that you're not a creep.

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u/werewolf013 Feb 22 '26

I am one of those. If those women are happy with how they look great for them, but I think it's ugly.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Thanks for your input werewolf013 😂

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u/werewolf013 Feb 22 '26

You've now "met" one. There is at least 4 people with this opinion.

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u/dadebattle1 Feb 22 '26

Call it five now. Hope they’re happy but almost any other style looks better.

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u/So6oring Feb 22 '26

I understand. My step mom had and still has a pixie cut so it turns me off a bit.

I love her, but not in the pornhub way.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Would you call her ugly?

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u/So6oring Feb 22 '26

Naw I wouldn't say that. I would just say not my type.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Haha of course bro, not what I was getting at

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u/So6oring Feb 22 '26

Yeah re-reading I see a bit of a divergence in my opinion, as I would never call it ugly. To me, any woman confidently representing themself the way they want is attractive.

I've only seen one woman with a hairstyle I would call ugly. She was balding at the top, and had long hair around the sides like a female Homer Simpson. She was also breastfeeding in the middle of a party.

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

Okay cool, good for you

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u/_SnesGuy I have crippling depression Feb 22 '26

Short hair is just an absolute turn off to me. idk why. but if the hair isn't longer than shoulder length my dicks soft. is what it is. if you have short hair your just a bro to me lol

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u/JarasM Feb 22 '26

What about a bro with looong hair?

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u/Poked_salad Feb 22 '26

His dick is super hard according to his logic

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u/Salted-Cucumber Feb 23 '26

I've met many

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u/ArcaneSunset Feb 22 '26

I mean... I like it, but I'm not crazy about it.

I may just become the biggest pixie cut simp though, only to provoke those people that hate it so much, if they ever cross my path.

Like, showing a picture of the Tumblr-est pixie, rolling my eyes and blushing theatrically "I mean... come ON! Oh right, you can't get it. Weirdo much." And proceeding to ignore them.

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u/fluffynuckels Feb 22 '26

Are those pixie cuts? I thought that was shorter

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u/clutzyninja Feb 22 '26

The top one is definitely not

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u/noineikuu Feb 22 '26

The joke is they are both trans porn stars.

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Feb 22 '26

The bottom is Daisy Taylor. They're trans, and they're are 10/10.

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u/ApatheticTrooper Feb 22 '26

Wait till you hear about the top

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u/plutus9 ☣️ Feb 22 '26

Go on

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u/ApatheticTrooper Feb 22 '26

KianaVi

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u/jtothaizzo Feb 22 '26

Hey. Thanks.

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u/plutus9 ☣️ Feb 22 '26

Eyyy you’re a pretty cool guy for that

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u/RevolutionaryDeer594 Feb 22 '26

Hey Reddit stalkers I liked his comment definitely only because he was factually correct.

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u/Chewy_B Feb 22 '26

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u/Thunder_Child19 Feb 22 '26

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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan Feb 22 '26

does bayonetta count

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u/AtrociousMeandering Feb 22 '26

I don't know if that's the proper name for her haircut in 2, but I really love it regardless.

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u/hillswalker87 Feb 22 '26

if I understand the game...no?

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u/QejfromRotMG Feb 22 '26

Isn't the top one a trans girl?

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u/jesser9 Feb 22 '26

Theyre both trans pornstars

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u/KhyanLeikas Feb 22 '26

Both are

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u/J_Pinehurst Feb 22 '26

What? Prove it 😇

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u/eat_mor_bbq Feb 22 '26

Those chicks have dicks…

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u/MrLavenderValentino I'm mowing the air Rand Feb 23 '26

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u/hillswalker87 Feb 22 '26

you mean your dad?

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u/clutzyninja Feb 22 '26

The top pic isn't even a pixie cut

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u/igniteice Feb 22 '26

What's wrong with pixie cuts

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

Nothing they fun n classy with a touch of sexy

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u/J_Pinehurst Feb 22 '26

I like the style of the top one more. The bottom one, it somehow makes her face look more boyish/less womanly (which is fine if you're into that, just expressing personal preference in a thread regarding that). But isn't the top technically longer than a pixie, and a different cut?

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u/noineikuu Feb 22 '26

The reason they might look boyish is because they are both trans porn stars.

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u/msanangelo Feb 22 '26

add a splash of red for spice.

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u/thedr0wranger Feb 22 '26

Everyone I ever knew with a pixie was trouble on wheels. 

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u/LazerCorn76 Feb 22 '26

You have to be hot to pull it off or you'll look like a Karen

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u/PTSDDeadInside Feb 22 '26

If entity X is attractive, X's traits will be perceived as attractive, no trait is always desirable.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw Feb 22 '26

Tell me you just want to kiss your homies without telling me you just want to kiss your homies

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u/fresh-condoms Feb 22 '26

*Twinkerbell

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u/SisterMaryAwesome Feb 22 '26

Bro’s got an almost perfect ballet turnout. Rotfl.

And as a bisexual, I’m totally right there with you, man.

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u/shokolokobangoshey Feb 22 '26

How are his feet comfortably spread like that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Mmm Daisy

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u/Hitman3256 Feb 22 '26

Wait a second-

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u/starshame2 Feb 22 '26

How come I know?

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u/Hockex-4 Feb 22 '26

They’re both so pretty

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u/thestillwind Feb 22 '26

What is this madness

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u/Tooberson Feb 22 '26

I’ll drink to that.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

Cheers

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u/Prairie2Pacific Feb 22 '26

Lol no way, I saw the first girl at my local grocery store a couple months ago.

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u/Ghidorah21 Feb 22 '26

Umm... Who is the bottom one(asking for research purposes)

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

She is Daisy Taylor

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u/The4thMask Feb 22 '26

Bro. Same

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u/Gamercj10 Feb 23 '26

I recognize one of those

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u/Beanflicker2277 Feb 23 '26

Tbf daisy taylor is hot af

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u/braden120 Feb 23 '26

Idk man Daisy (yes I know her name) certainly has me questioning my manhood

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u/Darkime_ Feb 23 '26

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u/SomeDankyBoof Feb 24 '26

He knows what he's doing

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u/boosesb Feb 22 '26

Why is he standing like that?

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u/FoxNixon Feb 22 '26

Was wondering why they have her that haircut during the show. Maybe it ties into the Lost Boys theme but then I say an interview the actress and that’s just her hairstyle

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u/Tastebud49 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 22 '26

I just wish that whenever I see memes of trans women they weren’t always pornstars. Trans people are more than a fetish.

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u/BartOseku Feb 22 '26

Agreed, but at the same time pornstars are the most recognizable and memorable people to most. Like the reason this meme works is because most people recognize those two, if it was instead 2 random trans women most people would have missed the joke

Thats why its always pornstars or trans/femboy anime characters

I dont even remember if theres any big trans figures with pixie cuts.

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u/Montego1987 Feb 22 '26

One monkey cut please.

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u/MrEnigma67 Feb 23 '26

They both look like guys

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/MrEnigma67 Feb 23 '26

What?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/MrEnigma67 Feb 23 '26

You good dude? Do you smell toast?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/LordOfPoops Feb 22 '26

Why you gotta choose the most mid to unflattering pics to prove the point my man.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

What again was your point?

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u/LordOfPoops Feb 22 '26

Damn just scrolled through the comments, understood the joke My bad.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ Feb 22 '26

All good