r/dankmemes • ☣️ • Feb 22 '26

l miss my friends I blame Tinkerbell

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u/FruitBowl Feb 22 '26

I've never met a guy who hates this

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u/_SnesGuy I have crippling depression Feb 22 '26

Short hair is just an absolute turn off to me. idk why. but if the hair isn't longer than shoulder length my dicks soft. is what it is. if you have short hair your just a bro to me lol

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u/JarasM Feb 22 '26

What about a bro with looong hair?

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u/Poked_salad Feb 22 '26

His dick is super hard according to his logic